your 6 roomies attractive and hot girlfriends tell you that if they ever broke up with my friend, they'd want to be with me. These arent near misses (earlier post) but No Way Joses! So what's a poor boy to do.

and although she is nothing to look at from the male perspective, she is an absolute "babe magnet" and you get all her leftovers.

knew you'd be one of the first. I removed something similar that only the first 10 viewers read ... yea, I got to cherry pick amongst all if rgeir friends and they always told me who the froot loops were. I think that has evolved to BSC .... happy 4th gag

Lmfao!!! LIKE!!!

When you are friends with a married couple, have worked with both of them, have had long late night talks with the two of them and individually--just good long terms friends--then THEY decide that they have reached a stage in their marriage where fidelity is something neither of them wants. Soooo...even though you aren't attracted to the woman, THEY decide that YOU would be a good choice for her to step out with.

You just tell them that their friendship means so much to you that you would never do anything to jeopardize it, and therefore could never be comfortable with the arrangement they propose.

Just say NO!!!

being in love stop you from having sex with other women?  Are you telling him to do as you say and not as you do?  Lol

I'm looking back a few decades with this, and your advice would have been helpful back then.

and that you're happily monogamous. It's on them to respect your choices. Also, you never mentioned if the wife was hottt. If she was as hotttt as your younger friend, would you see things differently. I'd guess it wluld .... BUT  it is a tricky sutuation.

Actually, I get plenty of sex, too much to be fucking my friends wife, even with his permission, even if she were hot. There are literally thousands of women I can have sex with for few hundred bucks and no drama, I only have a limited number of friends not enough to through any of them away get to get my dick wet with a middle age woman that I wasn't particularly attracted to in the first place.

I'd say that's good advice ... stay true to yourself hahahaha

Because if you are better in bed than he it will make thing worse. Especially when she gets drunk telling him "Your dick is too small, your sex is no good".  

I know that guys tend to express emotion differently but I think that this was an awkward situation that you are able to laugh at now.  I had a little awkwardness in my home recently  when the project manager of the contractor company that remodeled my bathrooms came over to inspect the work and of course, collect a payment. I was ecstatic that my master bathroom looked just the way I wanted it to so when he asked how I'd planned to enjoy the weekend I replied, "with a bottle of wine in my new bath tub!"  I was just really excited to get to use my bathroom.  I was not flirting. Then he said, "Is there room for 2?"  Awkward considering when he was writing the estimate a few weeks prior, all he talked about was his wonderful wife and daughter.... I just laughed it off, said that its a one person tub, and paid him to leave lol.  

First, all the girlfriend's girlfriends didn't hit on me at once.  Some did and some didn't.  But I did hit on some of these that didn't hit on me on principle.  I was horny and they were interesting enough to engage. I've always been picky, probably not the best way to get laid.  As for emotionally, aside from feeling guilty when I rejected (?) one of them, it wasn't a time in my life where an LTR was of much interest. I was 20 ... girlfriend's,  yes. Girlfriend... not so much. I fall in love too easily so I need to be careful ...lol.  

you have no friends....go for it.

Thanks for being so open. I think that's really hot. You can get off of the couch now or invite me to ride you on it.  lol.  
XoXo