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Thank you sir. May I have another? ;)

Makwa1136 reads

I enjoy it when the woman's pussy has that lite feminine aroma!  Not so strong that it knocks you over, but just enough to let you know she is a woman.  

I think sex is better when all five senses are stimulated.

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brother Lee210 reads

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Lick_em_N_Stick_em330 reads

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Not_Amused124 reads

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GentlemanTom301 reads

puppy breath.

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Lick_em_N_Stick_em195 reads

At their favorite watering hole!

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sauberschwantz135 reads

aren't they always licking their balls, and sniffing other dog's assholes

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MP67141 reads

You ever had a dog man? Even when you were a kid?

Shit! I have one that takes the leash from my hand and walks up the street with it. Neighbors think it's cute. Used to get it when he was a puppy and walk around the house looking for me to take him for a walk before I got home from work. The ex told me this.

One or both are always laying by my feet when I'm home wherever I am.

They're the shit!

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Lick_em_N_Stick_em121 reads

they like to go in the yard and eat the other dogs turds (providing you have 2 dogs, which I do).  One squats to shit, and the other is right behind it like it's looking at a machine churning out chocolate ice cream!  Does not make for breath I'd want to encounter when my face is at the crossroads where two sexy, hot thighs meet!!

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MP67125 reads

But mine actually back up to a bush and shit on it. I think they think it's a toilet, watching me.

Funny as hell! People walk by and see this and tell me 'I was wondering who's dogs do this! How did you teach them that?'

I just tell 'em 'They do it on their own'.

My boys are smarter than hell.

Matter of fact, had a lady here a few weeks ago. She was brushing them, taught one to take jerky from her mouth, and they howled like babies when we went to go do something.

Told her they don't do that when I leave.

She got out of the car and went back in to 'talk' with them.

Yeah. You feeling me now?

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Lick_em_N_Stick_em92 reads

YOU would have to be smarter than the dogs!  Since that's obviously not the case,someone did a good job!  So what did they say during your little talk?

It must be a real chore to clean up after these dogs,  If they picked up ANY of your habits, they probably squat down, and BULLshit comes out instead of dogshit!

Go have a few drinks, then you can tell us about your pet turtle that wears a tux and answers the door!

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MP67138 reads

You have a problem with ME, obviously. Can't say I blameya.

I'll take your advice and have those drinks, though! ;)

Peace!

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MP67145 reads

I haven't smelled puppy breath since my boys were pups. And that will be 9 years in October?

They were born September 12, 2001, but of course didn't get them until later.

But I never thought of it that way. I'll let you know after this next weekend! ;)  

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quadseasonal144 reads

I was thinking fresh sweet peaches.

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guy69696969144 reads

When the pheromones hit the brain it's like a morphine rush....

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MP67119 reads

Thank you sir. May I have another? ;)

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lv2daty143 reads

if it smells at all, it's not fresh.

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