TER General Board

Misconceptions, Lies and more
mistressjessica 1932 reads
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Below is a list of a few things that we should all try to remember..

Let's start with MISCONCEPTIONS about me and what I do...

1. Yes, I normally love what I do. I have great friends who treat me really well.. Do NOT assume that I do not enjoy our time together.. I am not afraid to point and direct..

2. I do not have to give you a compliment.. So when I do give you one. Just say thank you. It is really offensive when I say nice things to you and you tell me that I say that to everyone.
Giving you a compliment is not a requirment of this job description.

3. Most ladies do not get upset when we call to check your reference. Really.. we assume if you are seeing her or me, you have and or will see someone else. I usually suspect when you tell me this that you have been a bad boy and she will not say nice things about you....( Red flag)

Lies!

1. Do not ever use the " So and so (Lady) lets me do it"  

I am sure I will think of more later

MORE..

1. clean out your belly button
2. I love cologne
3. Feel free to make dress request
4. Do not leave your hearing aid in the bathroom.
  it looks like gum and I will throw it in toilet( I am sorry)
5. Wash your butt!
6. When I offer you the chance to freshen up,  
 Take the opportunity.. It is more then a hint!

Spending the entire hour making me squirm and beg for mercy is not fun.. I know you think you are a stud.. but, it only makes you look insecure. Our time spent together is supposed to be mutual....

Feel free to ad more gang ladies and gents..





-Dick747 reads

your damned job.  Instead of feeling guilty for being paid, why don't you just try earning it?

It's not a date.

-Dick572 reads

respond to compliments, think about the provider, or any of the other shit she said is beyond her pay-grade.

"Our time spent together is supposed to be mutual..."   BULLSHIT.  It's a simple fucking transaction.  Money for sex.  Deal with it.

when you're setting up a session with a provider.

Though I doubt very seriously that you are.

manginas-R-us424 reads

thing we have Mattgina here to immediately crawl out of his mud hole to save the fair maiden.
Obviously the OP does NOT like what she does very much, or the men she seems to attract as clientele.  Really get that many filthy belly buttons, and smelly asses? Imagine that!
And Mattgina, crawl back into your puddle, and STFU!  Christ, you act like he insulted your sister.  Did He?

-Dick459 reads

look down between your legs is really a tampon string?

You giving "man" lessons is like a Sea-Horse running the Kentucky Derby.

You are the one who took offense, and took it personally. You are greatly mistaken if you think that I take anything you, and the rest of the cowardly alias, have to say to me seriously;)

....that people are very different.

BULLSHIT to your calling BULLSHIT.

Reading the OP and your reply it isn't hard to guess you and she aren't made for each other.  Quit assuming every guy here is looking for the most minutes of fucking per $.  That's what you want good for you.  It isn't my bag so don't tell me it is.

There are providers who fit your bill.  draped butt naked on the bed when you open the door and promise to get you off in 10 min or less at a low fee so you won't be late for your meal at McD's.

But quit telling Jessica (who I don't know from Eve) how SHE is has to see things.  There are providers who are looking for more than sex for money just like I'm looking for more than sex for money.

I'm not telling you to copy my preferences so quit telling me every guy thinks like you.  Jessica actually did you a favor posting that.  Now you know she isn't your type.  a few gals now know you are not there type.  As you aptly put, deal with it and see someone else.

Good to know you can pull out your WK card with the best of them when you are at a loss for words otherwise.  You must feel comfort in the wit and banality of name calling.

Again, I am not the one who started the mud slinging, cursing, etc.  That would be your pal Dick.  I wasn't even the 2nd or 3rd to pile on.  It seems OK for Dick and others to use certain terms and the mob stands up to applaud.  When others use the same words but have the audacity to take a different view then the minions come crawling out.

By the way, sorry about your estrogen problem.

I can F$#@%^ any old slut walking down the street if I choose. I would much rather have a partner who 'pretends' to relish our time together.

I've made some good friends with ladies who enjoy engaging conversation(at break time mind youLOL). The ones who have chosen a path of 'wham-bam' are once and done. With NOT a very good ref. from me.


Flame on Alpha Males.

You hobby your way and let me in my own fashion.

Too_Much_Estrogen355 reads

Of Manginatown?
You are a founding member and a town leader. Here I thought you were proud of your status.

You must make Alfalfa's status known to him. That is what a good civic leader does, right?    

a simple fucking transaction...then All I should have to do is...lay down...spread my legs...and let You go to town...lol...it is about You...I agree...but I Will tell You...when I am having Fun...just think about how much More Fun You Will have ;)

That what should be so damned obvious is missed by so many. ......

They say ignorance is bliss......

Their loss.....

We Gals just have to shout out...To Bad...So Sad...because Look at What You Could have Had...lol...Simple & Fun ;)

Too_Much_Estrogen323 reads

It sounds like YOUR feelings have been hurt again.

It's all been said before, but I didn't see an issue with the content.

... since she's an erotic artist. I know I'm more aware of my belly button hygiene since the original post about it. Proves you CAN teach an old dog new tricks!

It may not be a date-date but it IS a date ... a special one.

I can appreciate the hygiene comments, I think we all do.  But isn't complimenting us when you really "don't have to" or it's not warranted, just good business on your part? We pay to spend time with you in order to feel special and/or get something we otherwise would not get elsewhere.  I know that I'm not particularly attractive or good in bed, but if you make me feel that way I would be more inclined to repeat. Isn't that the bottom line?  

And since we are the paying customer, don't we have the right to spend our hour the way we want, as long as it is within normal protocol?  

Maybe I just don't get it.

Yes, you are a paying customer and you will get what you paid for. If you read the label of what you are renting.. You should know what to expect..

Yes, it is a date.. in some ways.. Not sure about the ladies you are hanging with. but, My friends want alittle something more then a grunt and a sleezy feeling when they leave..

No, I do not have to give you a compliment.. No, it does not ensure that you will come back..Your coming back depends on if you enjoyed our time together or not. So when I say it. I mean it...
You may not be good looking or even good in bed. but, I would bet you are nice or smart or even willing to learn how to be a good lover...

I too love wiggles and squirms... I do not like being literally eaten alive, or yelping in pain because you tried to insert your entire torso into my ..... Those of you that know me, Know that I like it abit rough from time to time but, let's not get carried away.. I should be able to get up and not feel like I have too look for blood and an ice pack..

The day I feel like I should greet you at the door and then go directly to the bed and lay down while you have your way with me without so much as a genuine smile and happiness to see me is the day I will leave this industry

wow! I sound bitchy today.. sorry....this was not my intent...


I don't think I have ever seen a business where the seller tells the buyer how to act, and some guys are so ball-less that they not only eagerly comply, but feel self righteous enough to tell the rest of us to turn in our nut sacks as well.

Yes this is an  alias, but I am sure everyone knows exactly who I am.

At least there seem to be more men on this thread than wussy little manginas, maybe there is hope for us yet?

I did not comment on her post at all. Has it come to mods. name calling also, as it now appears. Wow! That's pathetic!

true enough Matt, but you were quick to throw on that armor as well and begin slashing away to protect this fair maiden from further verbal attacks or opinions that may not reflect yours.
Doc



my .02 cents

Point out to me, from what I posted where I was "slashing away to protect this fair maiden from further verbal attacks or opinions that may not reflect yours."

There's a big difference between fact and interpretation.

manginas-R-us175 reads

pull his shield when the fair maiden was called out on her Stupid post!  That's why she is "Mistress"!  Her need to dominate!  Fortunately there are enough estrogen soaked weasels like you around to keep he in business.  "men" who like to be dominated, suck a woman's dirty ass, chew her tampon, then wash it all down with her urine!
She couldn't dominate dick, so you felt the need to be first in line take take the arrows for her!

That is why the Honor of St Mattgina was given to you a while back!  You ARE the chosen one!!!

The fact is, I just pointed out how Dick seemed to be taking what she said quite personally. Why, oh why would anyone here take something someone said, who did know them, personally? I surely don't:)

manginas-R-us258 reads

When you find yourself in a hole....Stop digging!

Now STFU....no one is paying attention to your putrid attempt at defending your WK actions!

the omniscient, omnipotent alias TER General Board god. You know what everyone else is thinking, and you believe you have the power to tell them the STFU.

No, that's not it. You're just delusional. You are truly funny. This mangina concept you and a few others have constructed has a lot of meaning to you, but no meaning to me, and I doubt more than a handful of others. The flaw in your logic is that, if your opinion had that much sway over me, wouldn't I have STFU'd the first time you told me to, or the first time you called me Mattigina.

This is my last post to you. I just thought I would clarify for you your delusional state:)

I am also laughing my ass off at his feeble attempts to be "manly", but I am paying attention. Roflmfao

Just remember if it weren't for manginas like Matt, and the over the hill and over the top provider crowd, who would we have to laugh at? lol

"I don't think I have ever seen a business where the seller tells the buyer how to act,..."

I guess you haven't been looking very closely. I've been in plenty of restaurants that have signs like, "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone," or "No shirt, no shoes, no service."

BullyingSucks.340 reads


Who let you jerks out of the cage?  

We had been doing pretty good for a couple of weeks.  

Seems like the BK's and trolls who hate them selves and project their paranoia and insecurity on everyone who shows manners and courtesy to others are Baacccckkkk.

Why don't you insecure and heartless cowards spend some time on getting some help for yourselves.  

BullyingSucks.303 reads


But my impression is you're nothing more than a uninformed, intelligent coward who gets off belittling others.  

But hey, what do I know.   Remember I don't know who you are.

I'd like hear your definition of "men" sometime.   Because from where I sit you sure don't live up to any description I've ever seen in dictionary.

Of course anyone of any intelligence reading your posts already knew that.

BTW am I "uninformed" and "intelligent"??? It's not often that someone tries to insult me by calling me intelligent, that just doesn't sound very intelligent on your part. rofl

But as you said "what do you know?"

Now I have to write a scathing blog entry about moderators who... oh wait, I already did that a bunch.

OK, so a blog entry about stupid WK johns who have to jump to the defense of every ho.... no wait, I did that a bunch too.

Look, all you douchebags, I have the patent on whiny complaining bitchy blogs and you better quit doing it on this board or I'll write a scathing blog entry about it. Just see if I don't.

Say, you gonna eat that donut? QQ

Except you.LOL


All buying and selling markets are cyclical by nature. If I don't like what I see though, I don't buy it. I'm sort of an asshole that way.lol


BTW; who are you??? LMAO

Well. look at my reviews and you can get a flavor of the type of lady I am "hanging with". see.  Besides my reviews, there are over 50 PS's, Playmates, Pets and UTR's.  I'm not a newb.  

Part of me enjoying myself and wanting to repeat is the fake moan that sounds real, the fake orgasm and the compliment that may or may not be real.  Marketing 101, tell them what they want to hear.

And if I asked you to meet me at the door and go straight to the bed and let me have my way (within limits), wouldn't you do that?  Does that make my money any less green?

I have been in a LTR with a provider and I know many, many ladies very well.  I don't delude myself into thinking I am something I am not and I truly enjoy the company of the ladies I have seen, but I do have perspective.

2.  I don't think it's offensive, however, I do find it sad when that happens.  It's not so much an insult to the lady making the compliment, it's a sign of self doubt, and what they usually need is some reassurance and warmth. I find one way to avoid them thinking that, it to compliment them on things very specific to them, and not make generic compliments. Not always a solution, but it helps. I do find as someone gets to know me, they come to believe I'm genuine.  

3. Most ladies do not get upset when a gent checks references - some ladies DO. They are afraid of loosing a regular client, or they are highly competitive and don't like other women in the business. Not everyone is professional and understanding. This is not an entirely fictional fear.


Misconceptions:

2. I love cologne  : I prefer a man's natural scent (a clean one). Cologne can be nice.

"Spending the entire hour making me squirm and beg for mercy is not fun.."

Really? I think so! I love orgasm denial, it can be fun.



I find most of the misconceptions are really only thriving on the internet. When I run into people face to face, I find they treat me as an individual and are quite considerate. I have only one thing to add:

1. I do have another career, I have talents, I have a rich and thriving life outside of this career.  Every now and then someone will seem to be surprised when they learn details I shared about my personal life are true,  "Oh wow, you really can do XYZ" or "You mean you really do have a business in that field" which does annoy me a little. I don't know why people would assume I'm exaggerating or making things up. I'm not in this business because I can't do anything else, I'm here because I love men, I love to play, and the financial benefit allows me free time to pursue my personal artistic and educational interests.

Mistress Jessica

Yes, I think a bit of a rant, but here are my thoughts, FWIW.

The hygiene thing has been done to death and is useless, IMO, on this board. Thems that get it, get it, and thems that don't, don't.

As correct as Lauren is about the self doubt thing, you ladies have to remember we poor clients are in a terrible bind when we see you.

Let's face it, this is P4P. You're paid for your time and to make us feel good in whatever fashion that takes shape. Therefore everything you do and say can be suspect. If you want to say it, then say it. If not, then don't. It's your business model. We'll be back, or we won't, based on our experience.

The bind is that we have to suspend our disbelief that this is JUST P4P for our time together (for some guys this is natural). For those that do, the compliments often serve to break that concentration and bring us back to the P4P mindset - I know it does for me sometimes.

You shouldn't have expectations about how we receive a comment anymore than we should have expectations about how/why you delivered it.

If you enjoy your time with us, thats great. If not, that's why you get the hourly rate you do, because this isn't for everyone.

But the real thing here is that clients are as varied as providers in their motivations and lives and everything else.

So if you need to vent, then vent, but realize that you're venting (I think you did). Personally, I think it helps to keep us all real anyway.

"Let's face it, this is P4P. You're paid for your time and to make us feel good in whatever fashion that takes shape. Therefore everything you do and say can be suspect. If you want to say it, then say it. If not, then don't. It's your business model. We'll be back, or we won't, based on our experience.


The bind is that we have to suspend our disbelief that this is JUST P4P for our time together (for some guys this is natural). For those that do, the compliments often serve to break that concentration and bring us back to the P4P mindset - I know it does for me sometimes."

I have to agree with this statement.  Especially when you don't see each other frequently, or have only met a few times. It's only logical for there to be some doubt, wonder what is part of the "experience" and what "just is".  

I too strive for the suspension of disbelief in P4P, I'd like to forget any formalities exits too. However, that's almost impossible to do right away.  For it to really to kick in and take over takes a bit of work on the relationship from both parties - and lets face it, not everyone wants to make that kind of emotional investment.  Sometimes it isn't worth the effort as the bond isn't strong enough, sometimes that's the last thing you want to do - emotionally invest. Sometimes both people naturally find themselves putting in the work and building a real friendship and (dare I say it) adoration, affection and .... more.

So since you mention that a compliment can break the suspension of disbelief, does that make it best to avoid compliments?  I've never been one to say "Oooo your cock is sooo big" - unless I'm actually a bit surprised at first sight and lets face it, when it is big... they know it.   However, if I'm having a dinner date with a Corporate Acquisitions Negotiator, and he's skating circles around me in conversation, does something like "You're astute with your observations, and the way you carefully pick your words... it's quite the challenge to keep up. Can't say I feel that way often, I'm impressed," does that really break the bubble?  

Lovely Lauren
Unfortunately there is no good answer here. You'll have to use your provider super powers of intuition. Some guys with a 2" dick will believe a lady when she comments on how big he is, and some guys with 10" won't.

Some guys want to hear it and some don't. Some men want to be challenged by a woman and others don't. We're men, and we're as fickle as ladies, if not worse.

For me, and me only, if it's genuine, say it. The rest is my problem. It's easier to take if it's in context and in the moment. I personally do not go for over the top screaming theatrics, which might be a genuine response for some ladies.

However, I'm a man, not a complete idiot, and can look for other signs that would corroborate the screaming. For example, it is really hard to fake the quivering thighs. If I get that during DATY I am in heaven. If she can fake it well, I thank you too.

I do not wish to put the ladies in a bind, or have them put me in a bind. I merely wish to point out that this exists and for us to be conscious of it. Also, I actually enjoy conversation about the little conundrum of P4P.

I think the easiest thing to do is to respond as naturally as possible, and if it is flowing and working, then enjoy the moment. If it isn't working, try a different tack.

See my related response...

I don't really understand all the trolling - the forums are here to allow communications.

I had to laugh at the "clean out your belly button" comment.  Honestly never thought of that, though I will pay closer attention now.  :)

I'm thorougly amazed at how many men are now fully aware of their belly buttons!

Every person is his/her own expert on what s/he thinks and feels. So, no doubt, what you are saying is absolutely honest.

And, I should add, most of the women I see are just plain exemplary human beings and I know they are just fine and wouldn't blow smoke up my butt. So if they give a compliment, it is real.

But, at the same time, please keep in mind that the hobbyist you see has seen other ladies before who perhaps don't share your world-view.

I have had a provider inform me that I had given her dozens of orgasms within just a few minutes.

Should I have believed her, Jessica? LOL

I have had a provider draw out a verification for over a month; all the while having plenty of time to call me about other things. Why would she do that?

So not every provider fits your model. When you see a hobbyist, please don't be insulted if he has reactions based upon the behaviors of providers who act differently. He doesn't know you personally, yet.

Just look at yourself. Here you are reminding me for the umpteenth time to wash my ass.

Certainly, that reminder is not based on your individual personal experiences with me. I assure you, I wash my ass.

So here you are, asking hobbyists not to treat you based upon group-think derived from their past experiences with other providers.

Fair enough.

But at the same time, you are giving them advice based upon your experiences with other hobbyists.

So even though it isn't obvious, what you seem to be saying is "Please don't stereotype me the way I am stereotyping you."

Okay. I'll do my best. (*grin*) And I'm not offended at the general reminder because I realize you don't know me personally.

In all seriousness, I regard each provider as an individual with a totally blank slate. I try to give her free reign within her own context to define herself.

And in exchange, I expect the same.

When you count the money in advance, you are telling me that you have been ripped off before and expect that I might be like the guys who have ripped you off. You are stereotyping me as a thief. I try not to be insulted because I know you don't know me personally.

When you keep reaching back to make sure the condom is in place; you are telling me that you've seen men who will sneak off the condom and endanger you ... and you expect I might be like them. I try not to be insulted because I know you don't know me personally.

If you look carefully, you might discover that there are ways that you also employ stereotypes pertaining to hobbyists.

Of course, you might not. Because I am pleased to report that most of my session time has been spent with women who wouldn't dream of counting the envelope, or that I would try to harm them, or remind me to wash my ass.

So I guess what I'm saying is I see providers as individuals and so far I have been blessed to see providers who have treated me the same way. As an individual.

But I think it is funny (sort of hah hah  funny) for you to ask hobbyists not to stereotype you while you are busy stereotyping them.

...And it seems that you've lost a little bit of perspective on this very sensitive service (which is why you're getting your ass handed to you in this thread even if it is by the resident meanies).

I only accept clients that I think I will enjoy and be comfortable providing my service to- there is nothing wrong with being discerning.  I tend to think that if a provider is concerned with her bottom line only and receives every client who contacts and is willing to pay her fees is an emotional suicide in the making.

With that being said there is a difference between discerning between who to share your service with and being preoccupied with "mutual pleasure".  Your client is paying you for pleasure and relaxation- you are performing a service.  It is oh so sweet, delicious in fact and infinitely indescribable when I am capable of enjoying session as much as my guest, but my focus and purpose is never lost- its to be the best possible and most entertaining hostess to the person whose chosen to support my service.

I have a difficult time accepting compliments so I can understand why a client would too when put in that position.
Empathize with him and understand why it is that maybe an escort cooing "ooh baby, you're so handsome" may ring hollow.
Think "non-verbal communication"- I seldom compliment clients explicitly (although I think I recently told someone that they were impressive- their work is incredible to me and I felt like I was with a rockstar so I think I gushed a little).
Touching someone and expressing yourself physically transcends anything that you could possibly say to a client.

Clean out your belly button?
What the fuck is going on with all of the belly button discussions?  I have literally never noticed what was going on with a mans belly button but that's likely because its the only orifice I haven't thought to stick my tongue in.

I don't care if a client wears cologne; I care if he's freshly bathed and in good health.

A hearing aid looks nothing like a piece of gum; I certainly hope that you haven't picked up someones hearing ad and tossed it in the trashcan.

I think that being a good provider requires more than a high sex drive and a willingness to express it.

When you're with someone who has offended your sensibilities in one of the ways that you have described above try to think of the big picture and neutralize it with a little bit of grace, empathy and a taste of the love that all women have inside because it goes a long way.

Discerning is the key word.

I also learned only accept clients that I think I will enjoy and be comfortable providing my service to.

The more comfortable I am the better is my service.

Sometimes I joke that being a companion for me is form of subsidised poly-amorous dating, but I always keep in mind that I am there to entertain, not be entertained.

And being an enterntainer is about a lot more things than just acronyms.  It is about creating the mood, the atmosphere, making someone genuinely feel good both mentally and physically.

Best providers are not necessarily those who can be gymnast in bed, but rather confidants and friends.

So yes, being a good provider requires more than a high sex drive and a willingness to express it.

Social skills and sometimes ability to keep your pet peeves to yourself are as if not more important.

Lina




to know what is on a women's mind, especially when it comes to sex. thanks for telling us what is on yours. BTW, (not that i am bragging) i usually do all of the above except number 1.  never occurred to me that you would look in there. i also do not use number 4, but thanks for the laugh. sail

I have become immune to such compliments as;

You smell so good
You're so LARGE
Sweety,Hun,Luv,Babe,etc..... again sorry
OH GOD you're fantastic at this

etc.......



You have a right to voice your concerns. Don't allow under-classmen to hamper your efforts.


I've never had any issues with complying with your "more" list. ;-)

WTF, is he a john or a plumber? Imma write a scathing blog entry about smelly johns and..... oh wait, I already whinged about that 6 or 8 times.

OK, Imma write a scathing blog entry about ungrateful ho's who whinge about their clients and... oh wait, I already whinged about that a bunch too.

Hey!! Quit stealing my material, next you'll be shaving 20 years off your age and hiding behind vegetables, and then Imma have to hunt you down!

-nqbs-343 reads

it's time for her to consider an attitude adjsutment, or other options.

Clients (at least not manginas anyway) are not there to *please* the provider. They are there to receive pleasure.

Providers who feel the need to dictate anything beyond clieanliness, hygiene and basic respect to clients are not cut out for the biz.

At the beginning I guess.

“When a provider forgets who is paying and who is providing a service it's time for her to consider an attitude adjsutment, or other options.”  Basic review of economics.  Supply AND demand.  Not demand only.  A supplier who disrespects the customer winds up with no business.  Generally considered a bad thing.  The customer who disrespects the supplier winds up with no supplies.  Also generally considered a bad thing.  The obvious counterpoint to your astute statement is “When a client forgets who is has the goods he wants and who is providing the service he is looking for it's time for him to consider an attitude adjustment, or other options (like a palm?).”



“Clients (at least not manginas anyway) are not there to *please* the provider. They are there to receive pleasure.”  Can’t argue with that.  I’ll just point out that most happy clients know the more complete version is “Clients are not there to *please* the provider. They are there to receive pleasure and a happy provider results in a lot more pleasure for the client.”



“Providers who feel the need to dictate anything beyond clieanliness, hygiene and basic respect to clients are not cut out for the biz.”  This one is simple.  “Clients who feel the need to demand anything beyond clieanliness, hygiene and basic respect to providers are not cut out for the biz.”



Get over it.  This is not the sultan and his harem as much as some of you want it to be that way.  This is a free market case of supply and demand.  Bills are paid only partially in cash.  They are also paid in being civil, polite, and in little extras.  But some of you will never get that and always think you deserve A++ treatment when you are a C client.  A C client is clean, safe, and has a basic level of respect.  

On second though ignore everything I just wrote (which some of you will anyway).  I hope you never do change.  There's nothing that makes MY date more enjoyable than when she has seen macho guys on her 4 or 5 previous dates.  But what do I know.  I am just a country hick while so many of you manly men have one happy session after another.  Good for you.  Carry on.  You way works and that is why you are so happy about life.  LMAO.  At you, not with you.

Riddle me this:  Why the need for Manly Men to hide behind so many aliases?  Are you not as manly as you pretend to be?

literbike203 reads

I have to agree. I am providing the service...in fact I don't particularly like it when a guy comes in and his mission is to please me. When that happens...it doesn't happen for me. Too much pressure. If it is not their main concern it more than likely will happen...a nice surprise if you will. I get off more on pleasing than being pleased...at least in this line of work.

I have my limits and will enforce if need be, other than the obvious...cleanliness, respect, it's your deal and I am there to make you squirm.

Even restaurants have no shoes/no shirt/no service policies... and some have dress codes.

The lady is asking you to wash your ass and check your belly button, and giving you some helpful suggestions for getting the best possible time in your session.  Are you saying you DON'T want the lady excited to be licking all over you?  You can certainly have it your way...

What's with all the attitudes and alias attacks lately?  Get out of the house, enjoy some of the glorious spring time, and maybe, just maybe... you need to get laid!

.02

Too_Much_Estrogen364 reads

A 4th. I pretended to fall asleep ;)
I also got in a round of golf and cut my grass.

This is my R&R :)

I have rain in the forecast for three-four days.


Don't need to get laid(yeah I do...shhhh). Bad time of the month for............LOL

Man i feel neglected. Where's ROSIE anyways?? lol

Lover43276 reads

This whole thread is an interesting and enlighteing discussion. Makes one wonder?

A provider gets the urge to teach men hygiene. Here is news flash, unless you go to their home and bathe them daily, their hygiene is not going to change a whole lot.

Like most providers say all the time, "you have the right refuse service", exercise it.

If your objective in posting is to yell because it makes feel better, keep on yelling. Those who need to hear  and change is probably not hearing and chances of them changing, is very unlikely.

One more thing, most folks who frequent TER has sense about the hobby and telling them about hygiene or anything else for that matter is not going to do a lot of good.

Would anyone listen to what I wrote? Probably not but it did allow me to waste 5 minutes on something extremely insignificant and had good laugh.

5 minutes to read all of this drivel? LOL

You "normally" love what you do? ha, better to have more fun here telling real men what to do no?

I would hope that I would have the 'normal' tag on me from all my years of hobbying. Hey, wait, all the stuff you are preaching about would be well suited for the newbie board or perhaps a HO Blog.

The real men hear know how to conduct themselves in a session already. As for the Mangina's that come to your defense and I try to round up for my team, they will have to speak for themselves.

Spare us the preaching. Tell ya what, if you spare us the preaching, we real men will never ever preach to you.

As for you Mangina's of this thread please call me at 1-800-EAT-PUSS, so that I can forward you an application into our exclusive society. You'll know who you are. Just be discreet. lmfao

I have put this thread on 'Severe Alert' status.

YES MA'AM lol

You can't expect the girl to be clean and you not be.

LIES: come straight to me after a long day work and come in and want me to put your johnson in my mouth oh no don't worry I love the mustiness.

take a tinkle and don't wash the tip...pee is yummy.

If I'm not screaming like i'm dying it doesn't mean I don't enjoy it.

Unrushed means I extend time for free because who doesn't love "working" for free.

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