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Highs: She handed me a glass of scotch along with a smoke while I was in her bed after we finished a spectacular session and told me she'll make some snacks for us. This was an hour session. I repeated a couple of dates a month in the next few years.

Lows: I had to pick up a provider,  whom I had seen hundreds of times over the years, at a Sherriff station for a DUI on the way to her work because she didn't sleep it off long enough at my place. I paid on my own for the towing/parking company when I took her to retrieve her car. I also paid thousand$ for the court fees an fines and DUI class. Somehow I felt partially responsible for her mishaps.

If you had to list your most rewarding and most disappointing hobbying experiences, what would they be?

For me a peak experience was when a provider whom I had seen many times before and had great chemistry with, enthusiastically (and I think earnestly) proposed marriage just after riding me in CG to one of many Os during our session.  Definitely caught me off guard, but it was very endearing and flattering (though alas infeasible).

On the other end of the spectrum, with another provider whom I had also seen many times before, she actually fell asleep during DATY.  There I was dutifully doing my best to orally please her when I start to hear the unmistakable sounds of her snoring.  Took the wind right out of my sails.  In her (and my) defense, it was an early day appointment and I think she had been keeping night owl hours that week.

bonordonor77 reads

High: She fell asleep. I got MSOG, something she never offers!
Low: She asked me to marry her after multiple fake O's!

But the low was when she passed out giving me a bj.  I had to crawl out from underneath her.  

She farted while I was rimming her

Steve_Trevor97 reads

was a weekend with my ATF.  Some great sex, but many other fun activities in an idyllic location, and we got to know each other very well.

The Low was an NCNS when I was repeating, the provider seemed enthusiastic about seeing me again and reconfirmed an hour before, but when I arrived to be buzzed up... crickets.  And never an apology or even an attempt at an excuse.  With other NCNSes there was at least an apology and usually an offer to make it up in some way.  

Most rewarding is definitely a girl who you have bad chemistry at first, but you come back because she has skills and then you gain chemistry on second or third session, and then never have chemistry problems again.

 
It's rewarding because you're investing in a donkey to become a unicorn (please dont take literally), taking a huge leap of faith.

Took two honeys to Vegas for a night. Dinner and then festivities after.  Watching these two beauties debauch with the lights of Vegas in the background was a highlight I still recall years later. Damn.

Low: getting threatened by a pimp/driver after a ROB experience. For you young'uns, this sort of shit happened back in the old pre-TER days.

WICardinalfan94 reads

My first FMF was awful.  Providers were lower tier (I was new in the hobby).  They were late and then in a hurry.  It was sensory overload.  No girl on girl, which is ok if not billed that way.  As much as tried to maintain they had me cumming in the first 20 min.    

My second FMF was outstanding and one of my favorite adventures.  Timing is the winter holidays.   I had a date planned with an ATF and it was the first roll play date.  I was the employee who wanted to fuck the bosses assistant.  The boss (ATF) finds out and makes me fuck her.  

So I softly tap on the door and a tiny lady with huge boobs greets me.  OMG I think, I have the wrong room.  She motions me in and starts playing it up as the assistant.    

Getting to the point, my ATF gave me a Christmas present by bringing her duo friend, no charge.  We had amazing sex with all the elements one can imagine.  As soon as I could I sent gift cards to both in the amount to cover the second provider, plus tip.  

A very nice experience all the way around.

but off hand it could have been the time when I assumed everything was come and done, but as I got up to get dressed she said:  "I'm not done with you yet", and she chatted with me for about 10 minutes until I got my second wind (Ah, the good old days), and we had another 10 minute romp.  She was gorgeous as well, and very active - a 10/10 if ever there was.   (This was way long before TER.)

 
Worse was also from long ago:  We were in the middle of the session, probably not more than 10 minutes had past, when she suddenly blurted out that she lost track of the time and I had to get right out of the place before her jealous boyfriend came in.   She was no prize to begin with, so maybe not the worst that could happen, but I definitely felt like I was being given the real bum's rush.

WICardinalfan113 reads

You reminded me.  Happened to me too.  Provider lost track of time and her next appointment was knocking at the door.  I had to dress and run out the back.  Never saw here again.

Instead of tossing me out the back door, she had me hide in the closet.   I could see her take care of her next trick through a crack in the door, so I got my first voyeur experience in (Last also, come to think of it.)

 
When she was done with him (I think he got about 5 minutes.), I came out of the closet and we continued where we left off.  She thanked me for being such a good sport.

My fave high was a provider I used to see when I lived in Florida.
She had an incall at a strip center.
I lived in a condo on the water.
Buzzer rang one morning and it was her bringing me coffee and a bagel.
Just to say hello and thank me for being one of her faves.

My low was one of her co workers who decided to take over when my ATF moved out of state.
They were best friends.
I still don't know why.
She spent the entire time bad mouthing her "friend" and telling me how much better I'd like her
She was wrong

iHeartMouthHugs79 reads

Lows: Every session I made using LC/EB, AL, AS, and STG when TER wasn’t available.

Highs: Every session before and after using the aforementioned websites when TER was available.

Highs: She handed me a glass of scotch along with a smoke while I was in her bed after we finished a spectacular session and told me she'll make some snacks for us. This was an hour session. I repeated a couple of dates a month in the next few years.

Lows: I had to pick up a provider,  whom I had seen hundreds of times over the years, at a Sherriff station for a DUI on the way to her work because she didn't sleep it off long enough at my place. I paid on my own for the towing/parking company when I took her to retrieve her car. I also paid thousand$ for the court fees an fines and DUI class. Somehow I felt partially responsible for her mishaps.

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