Providers..

why do you all put so much weight on these simpletons.

OMG do they say "I am a reviewer..and if you suck my cock and whistle dixie I will give you a great review.."?

News flash some of us making an excess of 200000 a year dont review unless the service was so scandalous that the provider need to be put on notice...

Not everyone reviews only the bad ones....or feels the need to brag about how much they make.
If that's how you do it, then fine, but don't lump everyone else into the same category.

Your time might be better spent researching and avoiding the Backpage skanks.

-- Modified on 12/17/2012 10:56:05 AM

I'm sure the ladies love your ass right?

Go and check out that one pathetic review of yours.

I hope the rest of your experiences were (are) better than that.

And $ 200k a year...for many of the johnnie boys here that is cab fare  

Guess that makes those guys the 1/100th of 1%  LOL

And even commented that those 1% guys don't play on boards.

Hmmm....maybe he's not telling the truth?  

how much you make and writing the review. I don't make $200,000 or anywhere close, but even if I did, I would still review because I like to share my experience with the community, even if it sometimes means sounding like a broken record. I am sure there are plenty of people who make that kind of money and still review...

I have given 9s and as low as 5s, so your conjecture that people only review, or well off people only review, if there is a serious issue with provider is also wrong. People who make that kind of money can chime in.

Also, only reviewing someone if the provider is bad can hurt your hobbying career, if you use your handle to secure appointments, because that makes your review history lopsided. Makes you look angry and someone with agenda.

LMAO, um yea. "I make over 200k a year, but I have never paid a hooker more than 200." Classic.

Some women put emphasis on reviews and some don't. As long as the reviews are not bs or malicious, I don't slit my wrist if I get less than a 9. Sure, there are women who will do high risk activities for higher scores, then some will tell you to kiss their ass.

I don't know about anyone else, but my ego is not inflated because a man 40 years older than me says I am all that...not that insecure lol. All I care about is did I do my job, provide a service that is second to none (and I don't mean just spreading my legs), and did he feel like it was money well spent.

too much assumptions and too much emotion in your post.

a review is obsolete, it only captures the experience and not the "sex act".

when reading these reviews the typical reviewer comments about not returning even though service was rendered.

the pathology behind this illustrates an insecurity by the reviewer.

you pay to fuc* and that what you did...?

to review a provider is the ultimate objectification of that person.

its like bragging to the entire locker room you just got ass...

thank you for your response
 

hello london,

i think you misunderstood the provocation of my mentioning income verse willingness to pay...

the essential reveal is that no "arse" is worth paying for it, the dig is how much an individual is willing to pay..

in that way i pay you to leave not to come/cum

anyone that makes above 150000 or has expendable income knows that you can go to any abr and take a lady home...

it is not rocket science...

a provider is paid for assessibility, the drive of libido, and to pamper/feed the ego of the client
any other description...well it just wouldnt be civilized

even porn star have reasonable rates...

400/hr would get even shrek some ass from the finest escort!!!!

THANK YOU FOR SHARING

The correct analysis would be that the 1% dont review...

Please consider reading for clarity

BTW thank you for responding

Was it a review or just a post to bait ...


My friend it is obvious my words cut ya, but let it be a lesson that you can now learn from.

Thank you for the muse

If you don't want to review, that's fine. A lot of people don't. No one is forcing you do do it, but relating it to one's income is just plain stupid, as there is no co-relation.

If everyone thought like you, we would never have a community.

-- Modified on 12/17/2012 11:31:15 AM

Oh...

I am sorry that you feel you need to use a "handle" to secure a "date".

I have never had a provider deny their rate and a tip if they feed me jello pudding while fucking me (I am joking BTW).

I dont review because my libido has a specific appetite and a big ass, a vagina that is questionable, and providers with 4 pages of reviews says "caution".

I am sorry I dont care that provider x spanked you.

In the "elite" circles its simple GFE/CLEAN/ATTITUDE/CUSTOMER SERVICE

please go back to the review section...

if you as a reader can not discern that then the "reviewer" is simply ego tripping or as we call it appealing to the dickheads "literally"

Your question is like going into a church and asking why people there put so much emphasis on Jesus..fkin dumb! This is a review board and a community of people who happen to write reviews, so why anyone would come here and expect guys not to review is beyond me.

Your post is not really about income though is it? It is about the emphasis some put on reviews is that right? I guess you got your answers.

-- Modified on 12/17/2012 12:25:18 PM

English is not your first language?

In case you hadn't noticed, this is the erotic REVIEW. The website EXISTS for "hobbyists" to REVIEW providers so that we can share our experiences, to identify the excellent providers and warn guys
about the bad ones. Some providers are more concerned than others about the reviews, knowing that not having reviews, or having more than a few bad ones, can affect their livelihood.

Anyway, a genius like yourself who sees a backpage provider with no reviews, and then complains about his bad experience, has no place giving advice on this board.

Thank you for responding

But a community...that is relative

people have different agendas the common thread is sex and that is mostly being communicated by ahhh
reviewers.

Dont let numbers anger you... I dont actually only make 200,000

I just thought I owuld post that to sound humble

Hi clarence

thank you for noticing my ... "genius"

enough with the pleasantries...yes this is the erotic review and I am taking note of the "reviews" thus far.

its a small world and I know several "providers" that have been "reviewed" by chaps literally using the status of "reviewer" as a calling card and coercing them...

but if you would like let a review by yourself stand as an example as to its lack of value and content...then by all means give me permission to indulge in its analysis to prove my point

So along with your so called 1 percent, there are a shitload who just don't do it for discretionary purposes, not because of how much they make. I can agree that for many guys with big bucks only seeing high end companions, they don't review or even partake in discussion boards, so ok, you got me there. Your post was not clear or even grammatically correct, so that might be why so many did not understand what you were saying.

I think they have me on some lock out like they do with meds at the hospital bwahahaha. 1 in 10 posts is always moderated for me.

sorry

I dont actually have enough care to be grammatically correct here...

However, when I choose you for my fancy...I will make sure you scream "BIG DADDY" with proper punctuation!!!

...... First off, I know a braggart when I see one so I'm calling bullshit on your $200k plus comment.  Second, like CPA (and many others here) I know some high end guys in this hobby, friends of mine that round to nearest $100k.  Several of them are active hobbyists and guess what, they post reviews cause they have a handle, NOT their real names here on TER.   Curly is right, if everybody thought like you there would be no Erotic Review.  Only one poster on this thread that is a "simpleton", imho, it's the OP!   Sheesh........

Posted By: ChgoCPA

Go and check out that one pathetic review of yours.

I hope the rest of your experiences were (are) better than that.

And $ 200k a year...for many of the johnnie boys here that is cab fare  

Guess that makes those guys the 1/100th of 1%  LOL

Posted By: Opiod

Providers..

why do you all put so much weight on these simpletons.

OMG do they say "I am a reviewer..and if you suck my cock and whistle dixie I will give you a great review.."?

News flash some of us making an excess of 200000 a year dont review unless the service was so scandalous that the provider need to be put on notice...

Same thing happens to me. They told me that they are holding random posts for review, and it seems to take a random amount of time for them to go up.

So women with a "big ass" and "more than 4 pages of reviews" says caution to you? Um, that skank you put your raw dog in from the bar for a few drinks did not say "caution?' Here's a clue idiot...if a girl has been in this business for a while and gets a steady stream of reviews, do you think she has a disease?

The reviews would have stopped after a guy called her out on it, so if she is still getting reviews, it is likely she is taking care of herself. You're a wack job and a troll...nothing further needs to be said. You pick up girls at the truck stop, then insult high end providers with a review history...why is that? Because no QUALITY provider in her right mind would be dumb enough to SEE YOU!

If you think that sugar babies are all using condoms, you better think again buddy ha ha. In fact, most of them who have never been in the escort world, do NOT use them at all because they think as blindly as you do...he must be safe. Tell me something dummy...If I fk one guy for 12 hours a week or I fk 4 guys for only 1 hour a week, which scenario is my vagina being more worn out in? Ha, yea...you make zero fkin sense!

Thanks for the laughs.

Learn how to write coherent sentences, you babbling baboon.

my handle to secure appointment. Its one method to secure appointments, and an acceptable one.

If you don't want to participate and share, that's fine. You can go back to your elite circles. No one is stopping you.

$200/yr so the next review is coming two years from now. LOL

Posted By: ChgoCPA

Go and check out that one pathetic review of yours.

I hope the rest of your experiences were (are) better than that.

And $ 200k a year...for many of the johnnie boys here that is cab fare  

Guess that makes those guys the 1/100th of 1%  LOL

Posted By: Opiod

Providers..

why do you all put so much weight on these simpletons.

OMG do they say "I am a reviewer..and if you suck my cock and whistle dixie I will give you a great review.."?

News flash some of us making an excess of 200000 a year dont review unless the service was so scandalous that the provider need to be put on notice...

in NYC or LA, it's pretty much like making half that because of the living expenses and certain tax brackets. We also don't know how many kids he is paying child support on lol. I think he is a wannabe pimp, and barely 18. A drug dealer can make 200k a year too...so can a hooker for that matter lol.

-- Modified on 12/17/2012 12:26:58 PM

London come you can do better than that...

a very poor analogy I must say...

A sign of lesson intelligence...

I am already in your head...

Whew...I thought you were just slumming here

Thanks for clarifying that you make more than $ 200k.

Those who don't aren't allowed to post here.

Did you send off the certification on this to TER...it's important  LOL

If you get the message that says "Thanks" and "your post will be approved shortly"  go your My TER and board posts....the post in question will be marked new...click on it and edit it, change even a minor thing such as adding a space between words then post it again, it will be active then.  Seems like a lot of work but only happens occasionally.  I'm sure there is some random moderation of posts as they told Clarence, but I think most of this is caused by the glitch, because this work around has worked every time for me.

-- Modified on 12/17/2012 11:32:54 AM

A braggart..hmmm

go read the reviews...

Calling me out on 200,000 is fine I am not going to defend that..it is what it is.

But you do the math I can afford a ltr one a week if i need to and it would not kill me...
would i review her ....

any provider knows that one of her steady clients would never review her...
there is a bond beyond the exchange that simple hobbyist just dont get...

i have yet been with a provider that has not asked me to keep in touch..

sorry guys the ladies here know i speak the truth step you game up!

Posted By: mnjohnny247

...... First off, I know a braggart when I see one so I'm calling bullshit on your $200k plus comment.  Second, like CPA (and many others here) I know some high end guys in this hobby, friends of mine that round to nearest $100k.  Several of them are active hobbyists and guess what, they post reviews cause they have a handle, NOT their real names here on TER.   Curly is right, if everybody thought like you there would be no Erotic Review.  Only one poster on this thread that is a "simpleton", imho, it's the OP!   Sheesh........

Posted By: ChgoCPA

Go and check out that one pathetic review of yours.

I hope the rest of your experiences were (are) better than that.

And $ 200k a year...for many of the johnnie boys here that is cab fare  

Guess that makes those guys the 1/100th of 1%  LOL

Posted By: Opiod

Providers..

why do you all put so much weight on these simpletons.

OMG do they say "I am a reviewer..and if you suck my cock and whistle dixie I will give you a great review.."?

News flash some of us making an excess of 200000 a year dont review unless the service was so scandalous that the provider need to be put on notice...

-- Modified on 12/17/2012 11:22:01 AM

whats the big deal its just money

i am sorry if telling you how much i make is more offensive then saying "i came in her mouth"

the irony

i secure appointments with handles too...

Benjamin Franklin gets me every where i need to go

Many guys do in fact use their weight so to speak to try and get girls to do more services, offer discounts, etc. but I have only ran into that a few times in 5 years. I think guys know better than to mess with me that way, but for new girls you are absolutely correct. They are often intimidated into doing more to get those first 5 reviews, that will in turn allow them to raise their rates and get a steady stream of business. I have seen it happen so much on another board for my area, I will just call "icky." Guys there are the cheapest, most disgusting bunch of manipulators I have ever witnessed, and I raised my rates to avoid them.

I guess that was a clever snap...

But again was it clever..?

No shit dear..

now consider why would i know that!!!

the ladies that have the benefit of servicing me...end up adoring me..

that comes with benefits that are genuine...

i have never meet a provider that has not been raped, poor relations with pappa, beaten by a spouse, or abandoned with kids and bills...

i am an empath/psychic and that enables me to simple break the masquerade and see the "true" lady of circumstance!

any provider that tells you she likes what she does is lying to two people at the same time

when they seem me it is a relief cause i dont even have to fuck them for them to feel penetrated..

i guess thats my hobby...

and i am so good at it but genuine

You have to be pretty naive if you think they are all accurate to a T (not every provider is having 5 O').  But if you think you can't at least get the basics (what's on the menu.....attitude, etc.), you're crazy IMO.  I find people in here to be pretty intelligent on the whole and able to sift through B.S. quite nicely.  I personally think many reviews are off the charts entertaining, but that's because some like to re-live the experience as they are writing.....and there are some that actually write well and tell an interesting story.  

I saw one yesterday where this guy said this provider was slapping his cock with her hands and he was flopping around like a sea trout.  I didn't even know a sea trout was a real fish, but it sure as hell made me laugh.

As for income level and willingness to do a review, I'm not sure what either has to do with the other.    

And like others have said, just don't write 'em if you don't want to.  "Problem" solved!

Re: Whew...I thought you were just slumming here

geez i think i really hit a button with the entire salary thing...

does it matter that i voted for obama

Your grammar always gives you and Udo away...ooops.

than the girl, and many agree they would like a more subtle review with less act by act stuff, but that's really up to the guy. If we wrote our own reviews, they would be much different in context I would imagine. I have read women's reviews of other providers, and do prefer the way a woman tells the story. Many guys have said this a billion times though, and you keep changing the subject. First you say how much you make and that guys like you don't review, then you say that too much emphasis is put on reviews, and now we are talking about how funny they are. Which topic would you like to focus on ACES, because as usual you are all over the damn place!

Substantive: It is an over-simplification to say "all" reviews are worthless.  Some are, some aren't.  I stand by mine as being accurate.  And they are valuable, because the good ones give you a better understanding of her menu, thus you'll be more likely to have a good time.  Last, reviews are not the only way to do your homework.  If you get to know who the good, accurate reviewers are (it isn't hard), you can back-channel them for additional info.  But reviews are an important part of the process.  I have successfully used TER reviews as part of the process and have rarely been disappointed.  It also helps to stay away from BP girls who use that site as their only means of being known, which is what you did.
Speculative: It is very rare to find a poster who feels the need to reply to every post on the thread he started.  I believe it is a sure sign of Borderline Personality Disorder.

If your money got you anywhere, you would not only have one review of some backpage hooker. You're so full of shit it's comical. Poor thing....

You honestly expect anyone to believe that you see high end escorts, make over 200k a year, yet you can't even use proper English like the last two dipwad handles you had here? LMAO! Next...

THANK GOD!!!!!! A FUCKING FEMALE!!!!

Yep I wish the ladies could review the guys and post it!!!!

Sorry hobbyst..the ladies do laugh when you leave!!!

not that we did not already have that figured out. So, you have all this money yet you ONLY meet providers who have been raped, abused, and are totally fked up? How sad for you and THEM. I won't comment on other women liking their job or not, but I will say you certainly would never know it if they were doing it RIGHT! No woman in her right mind is going to go into a date with the victim mentality unless she is looking for your sympathy and a hand out.

I am here because I figured out a way to get paid for something I used to give away for free. I had a degree before coming here, and this helped me get another one. I came from a normal, middle class family with no addictions much less abuse, so go project your bs to someone else, because you've been watching American Courtesans too much. Most of us are nothing like the women in that move lol, but you would not know that because we refuse to see guys like you. Yea, that is what results from not having to depend on this business....you don't have to work hardly at all, and can tell any guy that comes along to fk off, because you don't need the money. I know you boys hate that lol.

Wanna know why most of the women are here? Because they won't allow married men to use them for FREE lol. Gee...shocking dummy. We figured out a way to work 4 hours a week and make what you don't make in likely a month. Don't hate brother...go flip some burgers.

-- Modified on 12/17/2012 1:19:12 PM

It doesn't mean anything, you moron

She has a great flat top head for my bear, pull back ears and a great throaty sound when i jam the shifter.

AHHH

"caution" why would you think i am inferring that she has a disease...
i did not imply that...

as an elitist i can afford to pick a lady and groom her

i am sorry if your numbers come with stigma...

i honesty am not familiar with you.

btw i think you providers have it rough...as you say if you are fk one guy for 12 hours (and i doubt that) or fk 4 guys one hour each which would wear your vagina out...

again a poor analogy...

numbers of customers dont equate punshment...
numbers of reviews qualifies punishment...

those reviews have dates...on average i estimate a 3:1
for every 3 customers one reviews

lol wttf

lol sorry wrong guess

but if his gwammar is like mine then he is totally awesome

sign of a lesser mind

You flat out said a woman with a lot of reviews should raise caution, and I explained to you how off you are. It makes no difference if a woman fks the same guy or 4 different ones a week dumb ass! Her vagina can't tell the difference unless there is a huge size gap, and I don't fk with the big boys. I spend more time fkin my sugar daddy than I do seeing new clients, so your observations are retarded.

I use perfect analogies, for those who possess a lick of common sense! If I spend 12 hours a week fkin, it makes no difference if it is ONE guy or different ones you moron...my vagina is still being used! Gosh, you are truly stupid. If the one guy I am fkin is out there banging 30 providers a week, how is that any more risky than me seeing a few guys who are only banging a few hookers a month? You can't even explain your bs logic behind the posts you make, because even you know how dumb it is! Congrats...you're fktard of the year! Now, get back on your banana boat and go claim your prize!

-- Modified on 12/17/2012 2:11:27 PM

People who have to brag about what they make, are not making shit. No one asked you how much you make, nor do we care unless a large sum of that is in a damn envelope! No one knows you or gives a shit about what you do or how much you make, so introducing that comment in a post about reviews, is infantile and unnecessary.

And you know that nothing here really gets me going...not like a nice train wreck does  LOL

And would you believe I voted for BO as well?

Heck...we're practically twins  

But I'm not giving out my guess just yet.

At least not till I get me some wabbit  LOL

Too long to read a second time.

And I like to focus on all the other posts for the "clues".

Was it Professor Plum in the garden?

Think more along "out of the Black"...

and "would you like some Sugar with your cream my dear"?

And of course...he might be looking for wolves in Tennessee.  But those crazy looney tunes are distracting him from his appointed meeting place  LOL

He may have intended to compare himself to an addictive drug, but is as bad at spelling as he is at grammar and syntax.

Sad

Or pin the handle on the ftard.  Of course some of the posters may have several tails pinned on them  LOL.  

-- Modified on 12/17/2012 9:49:58 PM

Are we using the US dollar as our frame of reference or some other currency.  Just want to know if there is some currency conversion trick in play.  You never know when some fella is trying to get a discount by bragging up the low price at some third world brothel and using those prices to insult domestic ladies.  

Hope I don't have to start bring tax forms on appointments.

I will come back as the classy courtesan, who does not use the F bomb and you'll never know ha ha. Just watch and see!

My ex makes about 250 in Baton Rouge, and he is a damn baller, but when he lived in LA, it got him a 2 bedroom, 3 level house that did not even total 2000 sq. ft. and that was about 15k a month to RENT. For 3500 a month in New Orleans, you can get a 5000 sq. ft .house in the damn Garden District lol. I can't wait to see you guys in Feb!!!!

The trick to play that game is to drop those "subtle" hints.

Makes the game more entertaining  

And "classy courtesan" is a complete oxymoron  LOL

I only have one question London, what is the prize when I figure it out.  I would miss your brash honesty and ability to colorful manner of calling out BS.   It would be fun to try to watch for little glimpses of your personality though and put the puzzle together.