now my "ick" factor has gone through the roof as well.

It wasn't BashfulJohn by chance was it? lol

Some guy rubbed one out when reading your review?!

Shocking. I bet that never happened before.

Good thing you got out in front of this and let us know you’re a straight guy. Otherwise, Shirley, everyone would have figured you for gay.

I have to say that not only are most reviews, at their very best, cold and clinical as hell; those that aren't tend to be an extreme turn-off. It's one reason reading reviews has always been a rarity for me.

Even reading my own reviews, I don't think they are at all arousing. They darned sure wouldn't constitute anything even close to erotica.

So it seems you have a real flair for erotic writing!  If so, it would make you one of the *damned few* men capable of writing decent erotica. That being the case, I think you should take the responses you have received as a hint that you might have missed your calling, and pursue a lucrative erotica writing career asap!

I just had a gentleman send me a picture of himself in a diaper and that was after I refused to see him.

while I understand your issue..I had to laugh.

Sometimes you just have to ingore and delete. Other times just LOL and count your blessings.........

thanks for the feedback everyone. ..

I told this to a provider friend and she laughed, It probably took her 10 minutes to list all the shit she puts up with.