I'm planning on extending a barter option to a prostitute.  She needs some stuff that I have and wants to barter sex for my expertise.

I am sure as long as there is no mortgage attached, you should do just fine with this kind of offer. If this idea works well, you could try bartering with a new car next.

For sure

...I don't want to pay for it once I got it free and the hooker in question wanted to go back and charge me for future sessions, less the normal negotiated rate of course.

I think she'd be pretty upset if she found out that the property was auctioned for taxes the day after she moved in.

whom i met on sa,

There are programs out there that have barter dollars.  Many businesses offer this as well.  I've never used it as the options to use the barter dollars was too limited for my use.

That's pretty much my situation.  I've known this prostitute for a few years now.  I can't imagine why she would not fulfill her end of the barter.  

I never called up for money for my Fwb...chill...I gave him plenty of sex that if I ever need anything he will help

She hasn't asked me for money for a few years now and we have had plenty of sex. She will spend several days with me at times. Yes, I have given her money in the past, and yes I met her as a paying customer, but she quit charging me years ago. Like you though, she knows if she needs an ace in the hole, I am here for her. The fact that she hasn't hit me up for money for years now kind of proves she doesn't look at me as just an ATM.

Anyone knows anything about Jack knows he doesn't do anal, he doesn't pay to watch hookers sleep and he DOESNT do "books." LOL

What is it with providers and lawyers, why do they seem to always be in some legal trouble?

but it seems that many providers are always in need of legal council .

Said she was a psychology student, I think she only told me this because I asked, after one night she mentioned something about school in the morning, I was just making sure she wasn't refering to HS.

That was all the proof I needed that she was at least in the 13th grade.

Ive got a gal right now I do "honey doo" fixes for her at her house. I'm the handyman and she's my FWB. works out well for both of us.  

It was obvious to her you were mentally challenged.  She was reaching to get you help.  You blew it.

I'll have to check in with Tobi and Hotplants to be certain, but I am pretty sure we are back to RA-tard.

Just my preference I don't like to mix money if anything I'll pay for the service. I feel cheap exchanging services for sex. Don't think so. But that's just me.

The mere fact that you're on the board seeking counsel indicates that you've thought out the likely downsides of such a proposition. I have an ATF who found herself in need of what I'll refer to as 4 hours of services that I could provide. The twist is that we've become a sort of friends off-hobby, though definitely not FWB. Other than the not-insubstantial benefits of comaraderie  (spelling?). We've been careful to respect the boundaries, and work through the meaning of that on an ongoing basis. It's actually ridiculously simple: boner = $.

What will "those" retards dream up next?

for a date.     His idea is brilliant, get a $200 coat on sale and then use it to pay for a dinner date package.  I wonder if that means that the lady has to pay for the entire meal since she is getting a $700 coat, or something in that order.   If it works for him, I am thinking of making the rounds at thrift shops so that I can pay in coats, shoes, used brassieres, the possibilities are endless...

yes
i am in similar situation)people who have met know more than once know that $ is not the important to me
i have come to realize not that long ago, while money provides security and stability and sexual pleasures and attention of others, the ultimate happiness is when you find the right person to love and to be loved by ...

We barter my service for her service.  It worked out for about 6 months and she stopped working and we stopped the barter.   If it work for the both of you it's great !!!

I have a provider friend who bartered her services for the services of one of her clients.  It worked well for both parties and they were both happy with the situation.