Some reading for those who think a huge schlong is the way to go.

A man's penis only has to be long enough to reach the ground.

biggest asshole in the world.

Is it a dumb fuck?

An Article from January 2010? Some of those dicks went on Medicare by now.  

And my favorite that generates the most emotion is the rates thread.  But that apparently created too much of a ruckus the other day.

So that's why girls claim mine looks 2 inch bigger than it looks to me.  
One of those things where you knew it already but didn't really think about.  

You have no idea what a bitch it is to have to strap this thing to my thigh just to walk around town lol. Next you guys will be bashing me for being tall and handsome to boot lol.

What-women-think. No.

itches love my small stiff pink dick.

BIB and ChgoCPA and Co. can police ladies' daily meal plans, work-out routines, and photo shoots... and GaGambler can spout off about how he divorced his former wife because she was on the fast-track to morbid obesity at 5' 4" and 135. Lol. Yet nobody, EVEN WHILE USING AN ALIAS, wants to admit that they would NEVER date or marry a guy who wasn't at least 6plus inches and THICK? REALLY?? Okay MAYBE 5 and a half inches, but it would have to fucking look like a babies arm holding an apple! Lol.

Sure hope they don't reach the ground.

in other words, not real short and skinny, lol.

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Good pickup line???

LMFAOooooooooooooo!!! LOL

Pimples is so clueless. Maybe cuz he was raised a bastard (according to his own words). The article clearly states that according to their study most men are concerned about their size and about what women think but that women aren't as concerned about the size.  

What if size was fair?   What if dick size doesn't sell?  

This is what happens when you allow a bunch of office supply dorks to do product marketing and branding! Lol.

Go talk to her.    

Can we call this the opera position?

That's a good thing. I doubt Jay-Z could have made it through your 5 inches OR LESS gauntlet.

But that's okay because "rap critics that say he's 'Money Cash Hoes." Lol

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C'mon, c'mon get down with the thickness...  
Nothing has surprised me more than the way providers have responded to me, thinking I was slightly below average.  Inspired me to actually take some measurements.
Nothing seems to put a smile on the ladies faces like long, slow, gentle strokes with my 6 by 6.

I don't believe he's capable of what most would consider rational thought.

LMAO... I bet he is hung like a donkey.  

I'm still trying to figure out the " Take A Tape Measure To My Dick Thing " LMFAO !!!

Do women care about dick size, when it comes to their SO seesing a transsexual GM?  

That was fucking hilarious.

the morgue is where you go to pick up your dates? Dead, cold and something you can throw around without so much as a peep. Or are mentally handicapped women more your style, you know, easy to manipulate and overpower?

"Now once upon a time, not too long ago  
A n-gga like myself had to strong-arm a ho
[Always posting on TER, instead of makin' me dough.]
[When she couldn't fit a cock, she'd give it a blow.]
[Age restriction, dick restriction? Ho, wadda ya mean?]
[Just get out on that ho stro and make me ma GREEN!]
[Sittin' home, pettin' her cat, talkin' sass, that's she!]
This is not a ho in the sense of having a pussy  
But a pussy having no goddamn sense, try and push me."

I don't think Pimples or Fungus could come up with a rational thought if you glued their heads together.

but gluing their heads together might be fun. Then we could have one "two headed dummy" instead of two separate morons.

OMG, that's the funniest shit ever. You're not a dude? LOL...

too long and or too big isnt fun. i have a curved cervix so for me too big isnt good.