I answered this add on one of North Carolina Escorts Boards:

I just though that the gentelman would like to see one the type of replies, we ladies get.


The add:

looking for women in hickory area


My reply:

I will travel to hickory. You can see my web site here.

www.iamadreamseeker.net/TLCTAM

Thank you,
Hugs,
 Tammy


 His Reply:


To: [email protected]
       

thx for the response, but youve got to be kidding. i
dont pay for sex, much less 250 an hr. too much free
stuff running around. and i dont care how good you
think you are, the best pussy in the world isnt worth
that. hope you find some sucker stupid enough for that.


Idoit, doesn't even know what escort means I guess....

Hugs,
Me

Don't worry, he'll probably grow out of his attitude by the time he hits 16.

The only positive thing about this type of response is that you don't need to waste any more time checking him out.  You already know he is a bozo.  This is much better than spending a lot of time and then finding out he is a bozo.  I'm sure some of the ladies could write a couple of books.  LOL at your friend from Hickory!  Wishing you the best of luck..

and then there are the clothes,jewelry,hair-dos,shoes,etc. Izzat what he means by free?

...is that "Free sex is invariably the most expensive kind." (Lazarus Long)

Sounds like he just came from an adult chatroom, where all the morons believe that women are just lining up to trip backwards and land with their legs spread. *sigh*