A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady
cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way
looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said,
"Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the
lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was
planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her
counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you
see a soldier standing in there at attention?"
The lady (being smarter than a man...of course) thought for
a moment and said, "No... no I didn't .  All I saw was a
disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."


A couple, both age 78, is at a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said,
"There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and
charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would
make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the
doctor, then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you
trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't
go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton
charges $108. Embassy Suites charges $ 147. We do it
here for $50, ....and get $43 back from Medicare."