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Poll on early morning sex....
mrfisher 115 Reviews 1323 reads
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For those who do overnights, especially:

I often wake up in a very horny mood, but with the exception of one gal, I find most are just not interested and let me know it, sometimes with extreme prejudice.

Why is it that guys wake up horny, but not the gals, or is that a misconception?

Please chime in with your preference and take on this

AvaLondon See my TER Reviews 498 reads
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This is true for both men and women. This is where we get the terms "morning wood" and "morning dew" Haha

Hmm... Could it be that a lot of people just don't feel sexy in the am? Solution: make sure to brush your teeth before bed and always keep mints on the nightstand.

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hbyist+truth=;( 448 reads
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That is unless one is fond of "Morning Mung Mouth".

stirsthepot 560 reads
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wake up extremely horny after a good night's rest. Perhaps you're picking the wrong partners :)

Posted By: mrfisher
For those who do overnights, especially:  
   
 I often wake up in a very horny mood, but with the exception of one gal, I find most are just not interested and let me know it, sometimes with extreme prejudice.  
   
 Why is it that guys wake up horny, but not the gals, or is that a misconception?  
   
 Please chime in with your preference and take on this.  
   
 

hbyist+truth=;( 500 reads
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Having an insistent erection poking annoyingly before the lady is fully awake could be one reason why some women are so against it. She is still half asleep and now there is a hard on demanding attention. To some, that is not sexy but just plain annoying.

I think many more women than one might think wake up aroused. Fish you know women, it can be the approach that turns the lush garden of Eden into the Sahara desert. At least this is one thought on the subject. I am only going off my experiences.

Bill_Brasky 373 reads
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But it's from having a full bladder.
My ex used to love morning sex.  Her motto was a sleepy, "You could put it in."  And sometimes I did.

stirsthepot 424 reads
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'If' he knows what he's doing and isn't so preoccupied with having his cock worshipped first thing and can be attentive to the lady 'first'...could be sexy as hell.  

I have faith some men will get this fact that whether you're paying or not , it takes two to tango in the bedroom morning noon and night. If you want an authentic experience, then be attentive to her as well and she shall reciprocate....genuinely. Her body will tell you so. No showtime necessary lol.

numpty88 14 Reviews 410 reads
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If you wake me up in the middle of my sleep cycle, the phrase "extreme prejudice" would be sugar coating it.

And yeah, morning wood is typical.  Ladies may complain about an erection poking them insistently in the morning, but try having that wood attached to you and the one person you want to help relieve the anguish is having none of it for another hour.

numpty88 14 Reviews 374 reads
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How the hell does a timestamp change 3 hours in the 10 minutes it takes me to post a reply?

SashaStolin See my TER Reviews 432 reads
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But it does take me a couple of extra mins to wake up and get it on! So just give her couple extra mins to fully wake up :)

lopaw 29 Reviews 407 reads
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....so at least in my case I am a horny morning girl, so there goes that misconception :)

One of these days I want to try an overnighter. *Sigh*

ballpark29 5 Reviews 357 reads
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I wake up horny too, and its not just the full bladder pressing against the prostate thing. I am content with a quick shower, brushing teeth, mouthwash and then getting to the action. Sadly only European providers have accommodated me quickly in the morning. The others need to shower, moisturize, apply make up, have breakfast...etc at which point I have got my shorts on and heading to the gym to burn off the energy in frustration.

Its mainly the make up thing, many of the non-euros I have been with do not want to be seen at any moment without make up, and they take their time applying it.

floxiegirl 558 reads
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And I'm just really not into it. I don't have morning sex at all in my personal life, and I tolerate it, as best I can, in my professional life. This morning, I woke up to my client groping my breasts and pushing his cock into my back and butt. He started kissing the side of my face, and I could smell his morning breath and saliva, it was really off putting. The smell of both of our morning breath was even more pungent when we began kissing.  

He went down on me after a while and I was just so uncomfortable. I really prefer to be freshly washed before sex, of any kind. So I faked an orgasm quickly, gave him a hand job to completion, and then encouraged him to leave. Our plan was to have an OTC breakfast or lunch after our overnight, and I was actually really looking forward to it. But the way he woke me up turned me off and I was pretty much done with his company after that.

I totally get why guys are into morning sex, if I had an aroused appendage attached to my body every morning, I imagine I'd be really into it too. I think early day sex, after a shower, breakfast, brushed teeth, a little chatting, is much better.

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 379 reads
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Besides, morning for me starts about 11a and it takes me another hour to  get lucid, lol.

 
Steph xox

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 329 reads
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stirsthepot 346 reads
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ever!!!

Try getting up at 4am every morning naturally. Does a body good. Half of the most productive and important part of the day begins before 11. Just sayin'...you're rolling into lunch by then lol. Whatever works for ya I suppose.

IMO best sex ever is being woken up in the dark in the middle of the night.....
Posted By: MatureGFE
Besides, morning for me starts about 11a and it takes me another hour to  get lucid, lol.  
   
   
 Steph xoxo  
   
 
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Premiummsbritney See my TER Reviews 335 reads
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Maybe it's the German in me then. I'm an early bird and if I was in bed with a man overnight I would have morning fun b4 doing my makeup lol.  

 
Posted By: ballpark29
I wake up horny too, and its not just the full bladder pressing against the prostate thing. I am content with a quick shower, brushing teeth, mouthwash and then getting to the action. Sadly only European providers have accommodated me quickly in the morning. The others need to shower, moisturize, apply make up, have breakfast...etc at which point I have got my shorts on and heading to the gym to burn off the energy in frustration.  
   
 Its mainly the make up thing, many of the non-euros I have been with do not want to be seen at any moment without make up, and they take their time applying it.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 298 reads
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ptfun61 37 Reviews 367 reads
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then a woman who is ready to go in the middle of the night or first thing in the morning. Perhaps it's just ready to go in general that's sexy!  

My most recent overnight, with a terrific lady, with whom I was trying my best to wake up and rally...ending abruptly when her elbow inadvertently (?) flew back and took me out. That was also my last overnight.  

I do think that an overnight engagement kinda presumes periodic wake up calls...if a provider just loves her sleep, or has to brush her teeth.... that's fine but might be a good disclosure.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 311 reads
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mrfisher 115 Reviews 373 reads
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is a bit of a struggle.

I consider myself lucky to have found one regular who enjoys the early AM romp.

As for the rest, I won't bemoan things.  Men are from Mars, and women are from Venus, so you have to expect to have to compromise here and there.  It could be worse.

I just wanted to see if I could verify my hypothesis here, and I have

GaGambler 468 reads
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and that is the need to piss.  

Whenever I sleep with a woman the first thing I do when I wake up is to get up, take a piss and brush my teeth before crawling back into bed to begin molesting her. It's amazing how much more receptive a woman is to early morning advances when your breath doesn't smell like ass.

WildJimmy! 334 reads
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stirsthepot 347 reads
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and yes, all you need is 'one' who understands rightfully so and someone who 'gets it'. We are most certainly from 2 different planets, true, but sometimes when the stars align with that right partner, it's magnetic.  

I have yet to find him in that respect myself, but in the meantime, tis fun entertaining those who have like minds ;)
Posted By: mrfisher
is a bit of a struggle.  
   
 I consider myself lucky to have found one regular who enjoys the early AM romp.  
   
 As for the rest, I won't bemoan things.  Men are from Mars, and women are from Venus, so you have to expect to have to compromise here and there.  It could be worse.  
   
 I just wanted to see if I could verify my hypothesis here, and I have.  
   
 

GaGambler 368 reads
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I have had little problems getting women who actually enjoy morning sex. Ironically enough, 90% of the sex I had with my now ex wife was morning sex. It was the one time of day she seemed to crave it.

hbyist+truth=;( 384 reads
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Dragon breath is NOT an aphrodisiac.

hbyist+truth=;( 317 reads
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VOO-doo 361 reads
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I have to wake up fully...

or at least do the wake/doze snooze cycle a few times while being caressed by somebody w/o the pressure of immediate exigent needs...without pressure to..... fuck NOW!!! When I'm just barely awake.

Starting slow, waking up together (not being jarred awake)...that can be hot.  

With clients, I've very rarely had a good night's sleep, so when I'm woken up I'm usually a bit out of sorts and grumpy. My first thought is...maybe if I play dead, I can get just ONE more hour of sleep. But usually, the poking just gets harder and the groping and neck-breathing makes it impossible for me to fall back asleep. At that point, I'm resigned to my fate...but, like floxiegirl, it makes me REALLY anxious for the morning (torture) to be over.  

A little bit of patience (or something) goes a long way, because I actually do like a relaxed morning in bed w/the right person.

Bill_Brasky 434 reads
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"I have yet to find him in that respect myself, but in the meantime, tis fun entertaining those who have like minds"
Sounds like it.  Now what am I going to do with the wedding gift I purchased?

GaGambler 355 reads
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Bob.Sugar 515 reads
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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 327 reads
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She better be a Starbucks Barista ...
However, waking up to a blowjob is the best alarm clock ever ...

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Senator.Blutarsky 307 reads
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SoftlySarah See my TER Reviews 422 reads
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But I've actually had guys not wish to engage until after they've had their coffee. Lol!Not many, mind you. Most are quite happy to engage at any time.  

Now try poking me in the middle of the night when I am in a deep sleep, and you'll get the brush off.

And as I always say, morning is relative. If we've been at it most of the night and we've finally drifted off at 3am, I won't be too pleased to be prodded at 6am.

SoftlySarah See my TER Reviews 428 reads
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morning, and I prefer no kissing during that sex. Once we've had the first go, then we can get up and brush teeth, order room service, and get on with another go. So yes! Brush before kissing! But kissing, for me, is not necessary for the first morning go.

stirsthepot 375 reads
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did you? You should know me better than that by now lol.  

Married once, vowed to myself it shall never happen again. I don't care who he is lol. I'm not the 'catching' type. I've tried, not for me. I'm good playing in this world, it suits me just fine. And yes, of course I'm not retired either lol  

You can find me. I'm out there. But I'd much prefer the cute fox tail over anal beads. With the right gentleman of course lol ;)
 
Posted By: Bob.Sugar
 
   
 

SoftlySarah See my TER Reviews 396 reads
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saliva at any time of day all over my skin. Ick!! Add morning breath, and I can't imagine how turned off I might be! Think stinky snail trails. Just awful!!!

Guys- do this: Lick your arm right now. In 15 minutes, go back and smell where you licked. Now you know why it's repulsive!! Especially in my hair after licking my neck...

I love it when people are a tad self-conscious about their breath and saliva, especially in the AM.

I'm sorry you had that experience.

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Bill_Brasky 371 reads
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Playing silly games like that is a waste of your time.  I guess you have too much of it, Minnie.

floxiegirl 363 reads
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Something about the smell of it on my skin just grosses me out.. and it's so weird because I really like making out, giving/getting oral, being rimmed.. but having someone lick my face or kiss me with saliva all over their lips makes me seriously nauseous. I had a guy recently that was so determined to give me a "tongue bath". WORST HOUR EVER! I felt so gross by the time he left, I literally showered for 30 minutes. I don't know if I would've been able to deal with it if he also had morning breath.

floxiegirl 343 reads
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I am not up before 10, and I'm not out of bed before 11, at the earliest. Morning sex for me would start around noon or so.. maybe lol. I hope you have a great weekend Steph.

ballpark29 5 Reviews 318 reads
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I can confirm that as German providers are my most favorite (and frequent) in Europe. Czech are a close second.

stirsthepot 347 reads
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I didn't expect you to. Even if it was true, noone would believe me anyway lol...see my point?

Plus, I like playing silly board games when I have the time. Don't you? Its a nice break on occasion. Life's too short and serious as it is, gotta have fun sometimes. Lets be honest, even when I was serious on here, that wasn't embraced either lol. But I did try. A square peg will never fit into a round hole. Besides, the clock is going to strike midnight soon anyway so you'll be rid of me soon enough again Billy. But I'm certain you can find me if you try really really hard.  

Muah xoxo
Posted By: Bill_Brasky
Playing silly games like that is a waste of your time.  I guess you have too much of it, Minnie.

Bill_Brasky 344 reads
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Just to be clear, dear, I won't be trying at all.
At least this go-round you seem less BSC than usual, so props for that.  Back on your meds? LOL!

stirsthepot 351 reads
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not remotely directly towards you and you alone lol. But...if it makes you feel special, by all means.

FYI, men who have zero interest wouldn't be so overly concerned with my 'status' lol

Just sayin'...
Posted By: Bill_Brasky
Just to be clear, dear, I won't be trying at all.  
 At least this go-round you seem less BSC than usual, so props for that.  Back on your meds? LOL!

Bill_Brasky 350 reads
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stirsthepot 334 reads
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Whatever you say lol

I'll be back in the city on Monday should you change your mind lol
Posted By: Bill_Brasky
More like "mildly amused."
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hbyist+truth=;( 378 reads
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And the foul breath and saliva bath, well that is just repugnant.  

I am thinking the approach is up there as whether a guy gets morning sex and BRUSH YOUR DAMN TEETH before you start and give the lady time to do the same.

Even with someone I care about and am attracted to, the teeth MUST be brushed before I am going to kiss, let alone DFK and mix rank saliva to double the disgust.

LillianWest See my TER Reviews 332 reads
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Could it be that many successful ladies in this business are natural born night owls? I'm a morning person and love sex in the morning.... before the world clogs my mind, before the duties of the day tire me out. A free, open mind permits me to give more of myself.

Bill_Brasky 293 reads
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stirsthepot 329 reads
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odd lol  

Ever heard of 'pulling one's chain'. Not sure you will ever get that how you take this place so freakin seriously sometimes...geezk!

Snap out of it Billy...really.

stirsthepot 331 reads
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Bill_Brasky 328 reads
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olivialeon See my TER Reviews 307 reads
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I had an overnight three years ago, my very first overnight, he farted horribly all night long (both loud and stinky ones).  I didn't sleep all night - it was a nightmare.  

Here's the best part.... he get's up to use the restroom at 7am, I turn to his side of the bed and I kid you not... he shit on the bed, a big giant skid mark.  He comes back to bed, see's it, pretends it's invisible and goes back to sleep.

Lucky for me, our date ended at 8am and I don't think I've ever dressed so fast in my life and ran out the door.  Needless to say, no morning sex for Mr Stinky.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 346 reads
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