Re: STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS !! Ever wanted to see the smallest mind in the world ?

Step Right Up Folks come see the most Predictable response in the world!!

uh ohhhh,, someone got their man panties into a bundle and wasnt so happy with how I responded and figured he would "put me in my place" by bringing up the fat slams.
(( I would have answered this sooner but I was in an appointment, how ironic ))

Is it something to do with being old that makes it so typical and predictable with these fat girl responses?
Senility is setting in and death is knocking on your back door so you want to get in as many pot shots as possible on things like weight?
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell me something Grampa, how does it hurt you,, if I dont hate myself?
You do realize there was nothing intelligent or educated about your response, just that you sounded just like some angsty old man with an axe to grind against fat chicks..
Please by all means keep on regurgitating the same old material so it gives me a reason to blatantly emasculate you and, remind you how weak and feeble minded you really are.
What a manly display of mental prowess when you can dig into your bag and pull out the " I hate Fat Girl" shtick.. *yawns*

((Hold on a sec, im grabbing a doughnut)) *scarfs down the doughnut, drinks some milk*
*BURRRRP*
Just so you know, for what I make, that was pretty god damn big doughnut

But I want to commend you ,, I thought it was real sweet and very white knight of you to swoop in and protect Curly like that.. tell me when is the wedding?  Did you ride a white horse ? Its so romantic how you just defended his honor like that

You know what my favorite thing is, that when a provider, skinny, BBW, athletic etc.. has a strong opinion and a facetious comeback with it ,, that its automatically considered condescending..
Yet when we have to digest the bullshit that you refer to as "experience" , we have to take it as "friendly advice" ,, lol

Oh no, she said she works behind the scenes,, that must mean there is something up or shady, or out of character.. booooo hoooooooo

How's about the simple and factual truth that I respect privacy and discretion above all things , for my clients and for myself, and that anytime a Provider is vocal about that, its rubs you old times the wrong way because they dont want to play in your sandbox and you have temper tantrums over it or you play the whole "burn the witch" card.

Really just like you, those predictable comebacks are getting old, flaccid, limp and impotent..
And I'm sure those are words you can relate to

Uh ohhh,, A provider who doesnt want to play nice and bend to you,, whats an old dame like you going to do ?

Let me go get my tissues ready for the onslaught of "you're so dumb and you're so fat" comeback..
I'll need something to wipe the tears from my eyes after laughing at how daft you really are.

Meow meow
~Cat xoxo

Well considering meow meow has a website and is obviously advertising somewhere...how the fuck does that make her UTR?

And my guess is that the lack of reviews is by design.  But I suspect that there are some out there under a prior stage name.

Now Saturn...she has no site that she is willing to share here....and that seems more likely that she is closer to a UTR hooker.  But as even she's commented, she's getting johnnie boys from somewhere.  And the likelihood is she's advertising under a different stage name as well...hence not UTR either.

There's plenty of brown envelope hookers who babble on the boards...and I doubt if any of them are UTR.  But that's just my opinion      And FWIW if a gal is really seeking to be UTR...why in the fuck is she on here babbling bullshit?

As I've said before...almost every hooker I've seen does not post here at all.  That in and of itself makes them more UTR than any of the hookers with brown envelopes that babble they're UTR.

**standing ovation applause*
** The crowds go wild**
**fanfare and ticket tape parade begins**
Now my life is complete, you accept me as legitimate so it must be true now right ?
Curly said I was ok,, so I must be ok,, you should make that a seal that I can put on my website..

lolol

ERRRRRRRR. Wrong answer.

As you have so eloquently stated in previous posts about it being "How Ladies chose to run THEIR business"
This is MY business, I run my ads, I do my own marketing, I pay myself out of my wages.
I file my paperwork,, its MY business,, not yours,, henceforth, I DEFINE IT, not you..

Its absolutely within your scope to agree with or not agree with how I run it, but whether your opinion of me is a "legitimate" or "not Legitimate" it is of little concern. Its still MY business and I DECIDE how its defined and run.

I became a "legitimate provider" when I had my first appointment..
Not because Curly decided to accept me as one..
See how that works?
MY body, MY Business ,, I operate it and maintain it the way I decide, not you..
And frankly if I wanted input ,, I'll get it from my clients and other providers, not from you.

One of the reasons I decided to throw my hat in and become a provider was so that I could better understand the women I work for when I do PA, Screening, Scheduling, Marketing and Business development consulting. Instead of looking at it from the outside in , I also thought it would benefit my secondary professions if I had experience under my belt as well, and be on the "inside" so to speak.

But, its just sex, and sex is pretty outstanding and awesome. And as much as I see the benefit of reviews and actually suggest TER to newer up and coming Providers as a marketing tool. For myself personally I think it takes away from the fun of sex when you walk into a session the same way a food critique walks into a restaurant. Instead of just truly enjoying the different flavor notes of the meal and reveling in the dish, in the back of your mind you are critiquing the entire experience.
I think its diminishing and minimizes the satisfaction of the event to have to write a paper about it afterwards instead of just taking in the color and flavor of the moment.
Whether you're a meat and potatoes kind of guy or you like things on the lighter side, its still a dish that should be savored and enjoyed.  And some dishes you like others may not like, but why rob them of trying it out for themselves by throwing in how you thought the meat was overcooked when some else prefers their meat that is well done.
(( I love food references, must be a fat girl thing and plus im an amazing cook ))

No one needs to come out of the closet and voice up, , it basically boils down to personal preference.
There is no great "hobbying book of rules" we all have to adhere to and when its implied that there is I will vehemently oppose it,, because when it boils down to it ,,
its just sex and again sex is awesome,, and the more stipulations you put on it past the basics of having a fun and safe time it turns into a chore,, and I refuse to turn something I love doing into a chore.

K.I.S.S.

Savvy ?

meow meow
~Cat xoxo

P.S. I dont put much stock in the opinion of an old man on the brink of extinction with a chip on his shoulder because he thinks that all providers should be some particular cookie cutter type ..
Really I lose no sleep over it or clients,,
This is a buffet and there is a dish for every desire,, and to limit the dishes served is blatantly daft and ignorant,, there is something for everybody and to each their own ,,