You know, Smarty, you have a serious problem

And I don't appreciate you giving me so much shit all the time.

But, if it gets you out of bed every morning to fuck with me, well, who am I to deny?!

Is bigger in Texas?  Or do they just sell the XL sizes?

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If I come down there would you assist me in finding

the proper size. We may have to compare and contrast. Seems like an awful lot of 'fitting' room time.

yeah, it's a shame with all different condom adjectives (ribbed, flavored, fire and ice...) none seem to speak to the condom’s size

The "Crowns" are usually a little harder to find than the mainstream ones...

You just cant walk into a CVS or WalGreens or Wal-Mart and find them, but they are readily available at Planned Parenthood, for .25 cents each,
and Planned Parenthoods are everywhere.

...despite what their ad copy may say, lol. Crowns are probably my all-around favorite condom, however they are not made either for gents of significant length nor gents of significant girth. they are just perfect for those who fall within the average to below average range.

as for what is between "regular"-sized condoms and Magnums, well, LOTS! MP, you may want to try another favorite of mine...Kimono Maxx. they are for the longer and thicker than average gent, but not quite king-kong sized. they can be found at your better adult stores or do like i do and simply order them discreetly online.

Crowns are (imho) the best condoms period. However...

... they are hard to find in a store.  Although, I have found them in some pharmacies (rare), adult stores (not as rare).  But the best place to find them is online, just go to Amazon, Condom Depot, etc. etc.