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Panthera12 561 reads
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I should spend an entire day acting retarded and hybrid my posts between Angel and Serafima.  

BSD was gone for a while, so it is possible that he hasn't seen much of Angel's post butchering, but you are right. She won't change until she needs a real job.

angelexotic2087 reads

Funny topic. Guys and girls. What was the most rookie thing you exerienced in sack from either provider , or the hobbyist. I started my response in last thread , my brain is moving so fast 99 percent the time i get all excited and cant control starting a whole new coversation topic. Some people take the conclusion of this as crazy or uninteeligent. Another friend mine who works on plain engines for air force. I prefer his conclusion I am fast brained and for whatever reason it just plain isnt socially acceptable.  
   Ok here s my other doozy. So funny.
  This client comes he is on top ksses me. Shoves tongue in my mouth then leaves it there no movement just a tongue shoved in my mouth laying there for ten mins. After having as much of it as i could take in all my kissing i d never experienced that! I had to say ok ok whoa, time out,
   I said what in gods name. I said here can i demonstrate on you, what it feels like on recieving end , how your kssing. I proceed to stick tongue in mouth and sit perfectly still. Can you believe he cracked the heck up,! Then i demonstrate the way i love kissing. You move in. You dont squish whole face and nose and head into them. You move your head from side to side occasionally hands running through hair. Other hand grabbing body feelng cock just exploring.  
     When you turn head you are doing so with mindfullness and and aware ess and avoid squashi g there nose or whole face for that matter and tilt your own face and head bCk ever so slightly . Then light kisses as you remove tongue for a spell maybe a gentle pain n pleasure bite on thier lip in a sexy way to totally swit h from soft and gentle to tigeress. But god not to shock or startle so they jump and pull away and say owe,!  
   You go i. For more tongue enter the tongue roll around theres deeply dramaticlly . Then pull back out for alternati g nibbles on lower lip and light kisses.
    Me n mr fisher discussed having work dhops. I cannot tell you how often the ho byist think they are don juan and they are hurting me!  
   My reviews that say i wanted to hurry up and get to bj and sex. Thats when its so awful. Feel i want scream and run for cover under thier balls save from thier gut wrenching oral skills.

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BizzaroSuperdude1049 reads

she ran out to get a condom.  

OR there was the time a lass told me she could do good S&M.  Told her i liked candle wax dripped on my body.... she did  not know how to do it, I had blisters on my chest for a week.... not fun.

by the way, a hint, type your posts in Microsoft Office first, then let autocorrect, correct.  I like the subject matter of your posts, but the language is, well, not very good.  just a suggestion.... that's all.

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perfectstorm640 reads

and you have been around long enough that you should know that already.

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Panthera12567 reads

It would mean either taking care in the way you type or to correct your mistakes. I don't think it's a matter of style, but of sloppiness. She does have a "few" posts that make sense, but I suppose that takes up too much of her time.

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perfectstorm693 reads

My point was, she is not going to change because bizarro is telling her to. LOL. Many have tried in the past. She's been here for a couple years typing the same way (with a few exceptions of posts that were amazingly coherent) It ain't happening. Angel is angel. Most either accept her or ignore her.

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Panthera12562 reads

I should spend an entire day acting retarded and hybrid my posts between Angel and Serafima.  

BSD was gone for a while, so it is possible that he hasn't seen much of Angel's post butchering, but you are right. She won't change until she needs a real job.

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angelexotic507 reads

That is typed correct. Yay u get a pat on back since thats what you need cuz your q nobody in real time.  
I dont have to attack people on here cuz I know I am awsome. I dont need like you, to draw attention to a person that typestoo fast to feel good about myself rest the day. I kick major ass all day long. I make people laugh and feel good. Every where I go. And am generous. I paid my driver eighty after the huge tip and got us two bottles 65 dollar italian wine oyster on half shell in north end after dropped 260'  
Take a look at whos board posts get more hits playah! :-)  
Yowzah! :-)  how ya like me now  
Bitch!  
How u like me now ! :-)  
Fuckn losah ! :-)  
 Speak n spell. Waah go cry to yo mama. Bitch boy.  
Aw wittle baby cant bare to see a typo. Awww poor wittle anal doush. Aww. Want a tissue???

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Posted By: Panthera12
It would mean either taking care in the way you type or to correct your mistakes. I don't think it's a matter of style, but of sloppiness. She does have a "few" posts that make sense, but I suppose that takes up too much of her time.     [/quote
I am curiius. Did you get to ever see pantera in concert. You dont strike. Me as the rocker type.

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angelexotic611 reads

I FINDholds my attention for hours. If i were on here to meet friends or any other reason aside from pleasing myself. Theres many over the years that give feedback suggestions ect. I poat to challenge my brain think, entertain myself. Theres so many guys that fill my pm box and phone after i spend time posting here. Theres always a few that , hate on me. Not nearly as many as thier are fans of mine! And guys luning up to meet meespecially when i post! I did overnight w mr fisher last sat. Had shut work cell off. I awoke to 33 texts!  
Ninety percent of my reviewees call to reschedule all the time. And the almost a hundred i whitelisted.  
So whatever i am doing its working for me!  
I have no interest in spending my free time asking some one to set up whatever it was you said i wasnt really paying attention. I use a tiny kindle mini with touch screen or my tiny key pad on my galaxy . And many more things life has thrown on my plate which all the posters know about. Has to do with immobiluzing pain from fibromyalgia disorder and i take alot of moid stabilizers anti depressants. I get manic and racing thoughts and bouts of crippling pain from fibro that distracts me. Its hard to concentrate when u feel lije you have a jagged bone tearing thru flesh in arm legs back neck hand foot. If u read my reviews i use the excuse i am injured.pkease dont touch my right leg. This week its my right fore arm . Its been my neck . Its not good to get laid up with fibri. Best to stay busy move.  
 Trust me i wish i coukd be perfect like you picture escorts and we try and compose ourselves so everything is wine and roses always! For many of us its very far from that and nit picking about trivial things youl onlycdrive yourself crazy doing that.  
In grand scheme things i had 16 missed calls to return between three and this am atveleven. Its too hard to respond to all 70 emails i opened my email box after a week for me along with coping with fibro and psych disabilities. I woukdnt change myself gor the world but i hav legitimate logical reasons for making small requests like hanging up before machine, no voicemails no emails. It easiest for me to hit missed calls in call like log when i go through times where i am unable to hold a pen . ! So before you ASSUme your better than others with such a big brain! Its quite arrogant to attack people you never cobsidered may already be having enough on thier plate . But many hobbyist are sociopathic with no consideration compassion. And they ASS ume i  am less than them and try to school me on computer nerd nonsense. I am typing responses here as a therapeutic time waster. Its meditative for me. I been in comfy sweats at bagel bin drinkn coffee since eleven am. I actually am sitting down. I am rambling about things that trouble me or topics i find really cool! It doesnt matter its a good way to keep outa trouble. I never will have trouble getyn appts i jusy rock in a major way and i totally get it when people hate over totally trivial dumb things like a few typos. I realuze they are jealous and i am arising the desiee in them to attempt to annoy me because they wish thier brain was as fast, funny, street smart and popular unlike them only a total preppy trust fund baby whos mommy still wipes his ass and if he tryed to hang at a barcw my crew theyd laugh his arrogant dork asscall thecwayvto the door and boot him in ass on his anal nit pickin ass and tell him to go home and work on getn evety ones computer set on spell check in town. Yeah let me know how that works out for ya, yawn!  ,,,ok next! Moving on. Wow. Dude get a life seriuosly . And pick on some one your own size i been thru the ringer son n rwally am not the fucking one. Leave me alone. Thanks!

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inicky46646 reads

Even Conan The Grammarian cuts angel slack.  And he thinks she's a awesome fuck.  So do I.

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mrfisher856 reads

in the middle of my appointment.

She double booked and forgot about it.

So, I hid in the closet and secretly watched them go at it through a crack in the door.  It took about 5 minutes and he was gone.

Ah, the good old days.

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London Rayne663 reads

Who the fk gives out the exact address when they know you are there? Wow..fish, you've got some stories lol.

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rainbowCPA654 reads

Just wait. You've heard nothing.

Posted By: London Rayne
Who the fk gives out the exact address when they know you are there? Wow..fish, you've got some stories lol.

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clarence37726 reads

Yuk, Yuk.

Actually, that was me you prick. and it was the best five minutes of her life...

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lanasummer11543 reads

haha  it was nice of you lol

Posted By: mrfisher
in the middle of my appointment.

She double booked and forgot about it.

So, I hid in the closet and secretly watched them go at it through a crack in the door.  It took about 5 minutes and he was gone.

Ah, the good old days.

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angelexotic487 reads

Escort long.

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mrfisher603 reads

She carried on for another 5-6 years, then tapered off.  She never made the conversion to the internet.  In the meantime she had a kid, tried to become a cosmologist, kicked around at some low wage jobs in other cities, then came back and settled onto welfare.

We still keep in touch believe it or not.

She's actually a very nice person, just kind of flakey about things like that.

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