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Maybe he should try something like this.
Udo 1194 reads
posted
1 / 29

I had a "guy's discussion" with some men at work. Most of my coworkers are married and can't afford to contract an STD from a provider or a girlfriend on the side.  

One guy said he has the perfect solution to make safe sex safer. He said that he wears a tight pair of boxer briefs while fucking with a condom on and lets his dick only out from behind the curtains of the boxers briefs piss hole.

He said this will avoid his uncovered testicles from coming in contact with a woman's anus or vagina when fucking her. This should prevent transmission of herpes or warts since they are now not having any intimate contact. A condom does not protect your testicles from herpes.

Has anyone tried this idea?

lungman 10 Reviews 944 reads
posted
2 / 29

it's always refreshing to hear from Udo.

Back_In_Black 852 reads
posted
3 / 29

Posted By: lungman
I wear a female condom on my head that's where my herpes are ? I got them from sticking my head up my ass. You know , I go fuck myself . Omg omg omg omg .what are boxers  .

Dr Who revived 738 reads
posted
4 / 29

Posted By: Udo
I had a "guy's discussion" with some men at work. Most of my coworkers are married and can't afford to contract an STD from a provider or a girlfriend on the side.  

So I asked my Filipino wife to check out my Lloyd Bridge's wetsuit before I stuck my uncovered dick inside a whore.  She liked it and did comment that "I guess it is a bad week to give up sniffing glue".

I closed out my entire 401k account today with all $ 385.45 and am leaving this horrible country to live in Siberia...where I will live without air conditioning and health insurance.  My wife is going  to the Philippines to return to her families farm.

Good bye everyone...I will miss all of you  
 

Back_In_Black 646 reads
posted
5 / 29

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Posted By: Udo
I had a "guy's discussion" with some men at work. Most of my coworkers are married and can't afford to contract an STD from a provider or a girlfriend on the side.    
   
 So I asked my Filipino wife to check out my Lloyd Bridge's wetsuit before I stuck my uncovered dick inside a whore.  She liked it and did comment that "I guess it is a bad week to give up sniffing glue".  
   
 I closed out my entire 401k account today with all $ 385.45 and am leaving this horrible country to live in Siberia...where I will live without air conditioning and health insurance.  My wife is going  to the Philippines to return to her families farm.  
   
 Good bye everyone...I will miss all of you  ,  
P.S. I will take two friends along , fellow mongers to tell stories with . Lungman and junk_yard_dog, they will be my friends . And we will.be happy.  
 

Sphinxnc 19 Reviews 788 reads
posted
6 / 29
Udo 689 reads
posted
7 / 29

Many of my monger friends in Tijuana actually use this method of safer sex since it covers the scrotum from a providers pussy asshole infecting them with herpes or HPV.

It makes sense for married guys that can't afford to get an STD from a woman with multiple partners that fucks for a living.

Most guys that use this method change into a new pair of briefs after the session since these briefs are now a biohazard.
Posted By: Sphinxnc

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Dr Who revived 700 reads
posted
8 / 29

Posted By: Udos_Filipino_Wife

I knew I'd find you here you pathetic whoremongering POS.  You leave me, my mother and grandmother here with no money to buy cable TV while you're out fucking  whores wearing Lloyd Bridges wet suit.

I have doctor appointment to find out what those things are in my private area.  I saw them on you...but you said they are birthmarks.  I think you lied to me.  I think they are STD from hookers that you fuck.

Say HI to Edward Snowden when you see him.

inicky46 61 Reviews 697 reads
posted
9 / 29

lecturing a notorious troll.  He posts his trollish bullshit and we ridicule him.  It is all part of the game here.  Believe me, Udo knows he's spewing nonsense.  Really.  No one could be that stupid.  Except DungBeetle.

Dr Who revived 584 reads
posted
10 / 29

This is very disconcerting to say the least

Posted By: inooky46

I am the new mod for the GD board  and as of now...all replies will be posted at MY discretion.

Any mocking of escalade1946, lungman or Udo...as well as Ridgetucky must be approved by me...or my minions.

Disregard of the rules will result in serious consequences.

 

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 862 reads
posted
11 / 29

He was a winner lol. Probably still crying about the big bad London Wolf, that made him run for the hills.

ceotraveling 30 Reviews 691 reads
posted
12 / 29
Dr Who revived 582 reads
posted
13 / 29

That's nicks evil twin.

I also see that another of his "friends" is a mod....Satan.

Be afraid...very afraid.

Satan don't use no lube!!

inicky46 61 Reviews 595 reads
posted
14 / 29

I am relieved my dear departed alias lives....and rules.  And he seems to have a mind of his own.  I kneel before inooky46.
What next, the entire followme family running the NJ Board!  Oh, the humanity!

inicky46 61 Reviews 658 reads
posted
15 / 29

Yes.  Satan rules.  But elsewhere.  And yet his reign here is also assured....eventually all will fall to him.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 672 reads
posted
16 / 29
inicky46 61 Reviews 677 reads
posted
17 / 29

I'd  had that one blocked from my memory.  But you, you prick, had to resurrect it! Fuck! I'll need viagra now!

Honey602 686 reads
posted
18 / 29

What happens should she be a squirter? Wouldn't that then hold her fluids very close to his skin until he removes the boxers?  My suggestion would be to find a provider who is well kept and that should never be a problem!!

hott_brie See my TER Reviews 716 reads
posted
19 / 29

Aren't you the guy who likes to fuck women raw?

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 676 reads
posted
20 / 29

But skip the Viagra. You should try something called "Nite Rider!"  I hear that works better. :D

Oh, and I know where you can get some too.
Posted By: inicky46
I'd  had that one blocked from my memory.  But you, you prick, had to resurrect it! Fuck! I'll need viagra now!
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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 647 reads
posted
21 / 29

What next? mrfisher will be telling folks to go fuck themselves. GaGa and Panthera will start posting as manginas. LR won't post at all. Yikes! Say it ain't so

Back_In_Black 195 reads
posted
22 / 29

Hey, your pretty cool too . xoxo , nice to laugh a little . And I did like your post in NY. Have a nice weekend sweetie.

inicky46 61 Reviews 688 reads
posted
23 / 29

get his act together, stop stalking girls and improve his posting schools to High School level

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 637 reads
posted
24 / 29

Why don’t wrap lower part of your body in a silicon mould to avoid all skin to skin contact. Better yet buy a doll.

WTF is wrong with you dude?

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inicky46 61 Reviews 662 reads
posted
25 / 29

He is an occasionally creative troll.  Look at it this way: with Ridgetucky gone, without Udo who would we have to kick around any more?  Only the Dungbeetle.  And toying with him is like...

 
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decadentxy 32 Reviews 684 reads
posted
26 / 29

What about DFK, DATY, etc?
Any ideas on how to avoid exposure apart from avoidance?

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 641 reads
posted
27 / 29

LMAO...that's it babe! What a fktard! I loved handing him his ass on that thread.

PlaymateJayla See my TER Reviews 617 reads
posted
28 / 29

Risk is risk. Herpes comes from contact with the active virus so all the extra really does not matter. What good does that do? For a quick example dental hygienist wear gloves to protect from whitlow which can infect the hands from just doing a simple cleaning. Imagine that you come home with herpes just from doing your job... Not as far fetched as it seems. Herpes affects 1 in 4 Americans. Most commonly as cold sores which people have softened up on because its so common now but is indeed the herpes virus.

Udo 534 reads
posted
29 / 29

Most providers are problably infected with HPV unless they are young (21 and younger) and  new to the career. They should been vaccinated at 15 years of age before being exposed to HPV.  

DATY is high risk for HPV. So is bbbj. That's why many providers use a condom to perform a blowjob.
Posted By: decadentxy
What about DFK, DATY, etc?  
 Any ideas on how to avoid exposure apart from avoidance?

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