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nevertoolarge 30 Reviews 947 reads
posted
1 / 15

so checking out a SB website ..  i find a hottie in a city i am traveling to soon ...  a rocking 10 body .. but a 4 face ... reminds me of an expression my wife uses,    "a hot body and a face to protect it!"  LOL  

question to other guys ..  would you care especially if just a one time night encounter

420Smoka4Eva 49 reads
posted
2 / 15
Laspho 55 reads
posted
3 / 15

Depends on the rate I guess. I look at the whole product just not one feature. Maybe she’s a freak in bed and does all the stuff others won’t do. 😈

bofia 26 Reviews 44 reads
posted
4 / 15

I've been disappointed a few times when the door opened, but FDAU and a good imagination helped me soldier on.

brownjack 68 reads
posted
5 / 15

Often, posters will answer a question or declaration other than the one made by the OP.  Occasionally, posters will try to be clever or sarcastic, and fail (or succeed).  Frequently, posters will go off on some tangent.  Sometimes, posters will hyper-focus on one dimension of the OPs post.  

 
But, sometimes, a poster will nail it.  Laspho comes up with the perfect response to the OP:  "It depends."  For so many hypotheticals, the answer is, it depends.  There are so many facets to this hobby.  And so many different types of people.  Despite the endless attempts to generalize the participants, you can't.

 
There is no such thing as "providers always do this".  Or, clients are "always like that".  Different values, different experiences, different people.

RespectfulRobert 40 reads
posted
6 / 15

On my scale, a 5 is "meh" like a plain Jane type i.e. "average", so a 4 isn't horrible and it is more than off set by her RW 10 body. As long as I thought we were compatible sexually, and she was cool/sane, why not?

inicky46 61 Reviews 43 reads
posted
7 / 15

He was a notoriously hard grader. And, of course, because he was a volunteer mod he couldn't review anyway. But basically if you said a girl was a 9 he'd say she was a 7 on his scale.
OK, he was (and is) a douchebag.
But he does have really good taste.

impposter 49 Reviews 49 reads
posted
8 / 15

Still close to being on topic, GaG's rules:
https://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/i-know-i-have-said-this-a-thousand-times-but-here-are-my-3-rules-983490
"No gordas, no feas, y no viejas.  
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AND
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I will beg for pussy, I will pay for pussy, but I will NOT beg to pay for pussy."

Posted By: inicky46
Re: And then there's the Gambler Scale...
He was a notoriously hard grader. And, of course, because he was a volunteer mod he couldn't review anyway. But basically if you said a girl was a 9 he'd say she was a 7 on his scale.  
 OK, he was (and is) a douchebag.  
 But he does have really good taste.

inicky46 61 Reviews 69 reads
posted
9 / 15

When asked what's the last thing he does after a date, GaG said:
"I wipe my dick on her drapes."
The man was class personified.

NYCwelcome 55 reads
posted
10 / 15

Your thread titles suck bro

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 59 reads
posted
11 / 15

"It is flies, floats or fuck, always rent, don't buy."  

36363jensen 4 Reviews 45 reads
posted
12 / 15

Yeah, but seems he forgot that one -- or perhaps it was something else that made him tie the knot again (or at least stay monogamous).

blue5361 189 Reviews 51 reads
posted
13 / 15

I’m trying to imagine what a “4” looks like, as I’ve never knowingly booked a provider I consider a “7”! If I saw multiple “4” ratings, I would pass! If I considered a provider or SB a “4”, I would pass!

inicky46 61 Reviews 45 reads
posted
14 / 15
impposter 49 Reviews 71 reads
posted
15 / 15

Just to clarify, GaG was referring to her drapes = pieces of cloth that are hung, typically, to block windows. He was NOT referring to her curtains, aka beef curtains aka meat curtains aka roast beef curtains aka flappers aka labia aka her pussy lips.

Posted By: inicky46
Re: You forgot this one....
When asked what's the last thing he does after a date, GaG said:  
 "I wipe my dick on her drapes."  
 The man was class personified.
Or was he ...?

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