We were just begging for this a week ago. Please staff please consider this. Not to poke fun at datyluv but I'm sure if I had to get it up for his ass I'd need 3 blue pills. It would be nice to know if I needed a new prescription before my appointment!!!!

Bubble butts are a real turn on! Excellent idea

A TER profile overhaul is long, long overdue, and should be annual, instead of petrified in stone like Strom Thurmond's brain! LOL
There must be a line for "bubble butt" though.
Doing marathon doggie with a BB is a good clean Christian fun.

Like a true smart ass I will even list below the six most painfully obvious items I would eliminate from now on in the profile and posting of new reviews:

Type of Phone Service:
Provider's Second Phone Number: (not required)  
Type of Phone Service: (not required)

Two Girl Action [it is advertised if available, or ask!]  
More than one guy at a time [how rare is that?]
On Time:

Other posters over the years have made useful suggestions, almost all ignored.

Deep Throat (Nixon, Somewhat, Deep, All The Way, DTTC)

and

Rimming (None, Light, Deep)


By Nixon, I mean None (LOL)
By DTTC, I mean "Deep Throat To Completion" (deep-throat cumshot)

I think datyluv makes a fair point.  I know many men who are much more 'butt men' or 'leg men' than the expected 'breast man'. If you know what I mean

Don't forget to include: Natural, or Implants.

Hey, I'm near Beverly Hills - there's a lot a false parts around here. LOL

who i will now have to absolutely at least attempt to see when she is in l.a. (help me here, carrie?) can clearly speak to the fact that some of us are more interested in a small firm butt than we are in large silicone breasts. for me, the health, shape and condition of the provider's rear end is immensely more reflective of her overall appeal than how well her plastic surgeon enlarged her bustline. no disrepect is meant to women with larger bottoms. in fact,  some of my friends think i'm crazy, if not sick, in my pursuit of what they call anorexic women. to each his own. so drop 'ok if you're drunk' and the 'look out below' and just do measurements. if i read 38" hips instead of 32" hips then i know that the beautiful woman in the pix is just not the beautiful woman for me -- just like the breast guys will pass on the lovely 33B and go for the 38DDD. that's all i'm asking.  and if they ever come up with a "cup size" for buttocks we can throw that one in too! LOL