Masturbation is good for you!

I prefer National Sex With Providers Month (eom)

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It's also International clitoris week to honor a favorite organ of many on this board.

Hitachi MAY Wand !!!

I just got my first Hitachi Magic Wand !!!  I always wanted one + all of my girlfriends recommended it to me, but I had " emotional issues " about spending $80 on a vibrator because my last sex toy splurge (( $80 vibrator )) was a flop + I got an electricity-free eco-friendly vibrator from Babeland, but it broke the first two weeks, after I bought it !!!  SAD  I had " toy trauma " kinda.  Anyway, the Masturbation Fairy granted me my wish, last summer !!!  I was randomly working in Austin, Texas + This clueless cowboy (( sorry, but I call a spade a spade !!! )) actually tried to book an date + pay with dildos (( without even asking me ahead of time ; and they were all new in the box ,, which means he probably spent all of the hobby money on unwanted sex toys ,, as a fucked up payment !!! ))     I was really mad + I kicked him out of my incall space, but before he left, I snagged Hitachi Magic Wand from his " sex stash " !!!  

Little did I know what was in store for me ; but after I tried the Hitachi Magic Wand, I was freaked out by the difference in quality with my own personal orgasms.   Normally, my M.O. (( masturbation operandi )) follows a predictable trajectory ; I rub my clit consistently for eight minutes with my fingertip touching the clit itself the entire time.  I have fantasies running through my mind.  I cum at the end of eight minutes.  However, the Hitachi Magic Wand radically changed my sex life.  Now, I can cum without " direct stimulation " (( like over my panties, instead )) !!!  With the Hitachi Magic Wand, I cum in two and a half minutes only !!!  With the Hitachi Magic Wand, I have zero fantasies, just an animalistic, feral urge that clears my mind out !!!  It is so crazy !!!  

And I always do 3 or 4 days of not spanking my monkey, bad monkey, prior to a data. I guess I'm going to have to double up on the other days of May. Oh we'll, he is a bad monkey after all, and needs to be spanked regularly so I guess he's gunna get his, in honor of National Masturbation Month.