What's on your Christmas list this year?...Also,ladies...you deserve something special,for being..."NAUGHTY AND NICE"

New Car but it's not going to happen... Unless one of you fine gentleman want be my Santa baby... lol

Nothing...I just wanted to say thank you to all of my wonderful friends that continue to see me during these rough times.

- A.L.

With a Big Bow on top!....that would be sweet!

As soon as i hit the lottery Livie!....I just need to know,the make and model!

they provide a gift list or a really clear hint as to what they might enjoy.

I've received more in this life than anyone could ask and don't really want for anything. The pleasure of giving a gift that brings joy to the recipient is all I could hope for to mark the passing of the holiday.

Ya know I had a 91 New  Sterling (British ) Lexus beat  them out for best import that year… But I never did get that one because between Lexus , Mercedes bens and my sterling I was so in loved with that car. Beautiful sporty fast and comfy. And it took a beating I am very hard on my vehicles I love to road trip. So I say if every I win the lottery I would fly right to Great Britten and pick out a new one. Lol So Santa baby there you have it. P.s Color Blk or Red

I would give anything to be able to fly all my children, their spouses and grandchildren here to my home. It's been years since we were ALL in one place at the same time! That would be a perfect xmas!!!!!


I know I know....not a very sexy request!

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Nothing on Earth would make me happier. We had plans to all be together, but that's not going to happen. I know exactly how you feel.

I desperately am in need of a day at the spa. Lots of pampering, manicure peticure full body deep tissue massage.  Simple I know but Damn I need this. I think I will give this to myself for X-mas.  I deserve it. All the hustle and bustle of the holidays,shopping fighting the BS is physically  and mentally wearing. By the end of it all I'll be in need of this, and after I'll be well rested and ready to play hard again.

I love the holidays all the family stuff and friends but the traffic, shopping and all I dread.

oh yeah!

I like bubble bath and scented candles and yellow roses too.  Gift certificates to gas stations, wal mart, target.  Mall gift certificates are always nice too.  Or a nice bottle of wine to share with you.  A massage, pedicure and manicure gift certificates. A day at the salon! Jewelry (doesn't have to be expensive things).  A weekend away......-  Cash is always nice, especially around the holidays.

Thoughtfulness and sincerity in the gift-giving is enough for me.

- an all expenses paid for trip back to USA
- a fully paid for website
- a home to call my own
- my third degree delivered on my lap without the work (just kidding)
- and of course... to meet Santa

good response....it doesn't have to be sexy!

I'm yours    I'm yours

I wood like to horse around with you.



Thank you
XLIII = 4

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A 1.5 carat diamond ring for my girlfriend, and to propose to her to marry me!

Im putting aside part of my donation to help out this single mom I know raising 3 little ones..I love to see the smiles on their faces when I walk in with lots of presents..and I hope everyone here gets what they want and need..double kisses everyone

Belts always come with much hard work.  What martial art if I may ask?

toys for tots run. Great ride lots of nice people along the ride and a great cause as well.

- 4door black mercedes c-class or higher
- a new pilates gym
- a 2bed/2.5ba/3floor townhome in my neighborhood
- 5 new sets of black lace nighties with shoes
- fresh yellow roses everyday
and to sit on Santa's lap.

Are you asking Santa, lungman, or moi? '

my friends and lovers do know me to be a generous guy.....

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I only want to have my family and loved ones together for fun and games good food and good will.
We'll be heading to the mountains in Tn for a Smoky Mountain Christmas.
I wish all of you hapiness and joy this holiday.
Love

Sexy Carolina

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

    Pa came home from the cat house, ma came home from jail, and I sat down for a piece of tail.

    When out of the window there rose such a clatter, I got of off my sister to see what was the matter.

    To what do my wandering eyes should appear, but a fat little fucker and eight tiny reindeer.

    I ran down the stars as quick as a flash, and tripped on my rubber and busted my ass.

    He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, and I knew in an instant the old bastard had fell.

    He filled all our stockings with bottles of beer and a long rubber dick for our neighborhood queer.

    I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, "Piss on you all. It's been one hell of a night!"

 Sorry, forgot some of it. Hey! I just want everyone to stop dieing or visiting sick relatives.


Hugs,
Ciara





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please pardon the all caps - I am received it this way and I aint-a gonna retype the sucker....

IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE SHACK,

NOT A DARN THING WAS A MOVIN' FROM THE FRONT TO THE BACK.

THE KIDS WERE IN BED, WE HAD NINE AT THE TIME,

THE WIFE IN HER CURLERS, WAS LOOKIN' QUITE FINE.

A COLD WIND WAS A BLOWIN', UP THE HOLLER IT MOANED,

TEN DOGS ON THE PORCH ALL HOWLED AND THEY GROANED.

THE BOYS WERE ALL DREAMIN' OF WEAPONS AND GUNS,

FOR KILLIN' GOD'S CREATURES ~~~ THERE'S NO BETTER FUN!

THE GIRLS IN THEIR FEMININE DREAMS WERE ATTUNED,

TO GETTING THOSE GALLONS OF WAL*MART PER-FUME.

THE WIFE WANTED JEW-RY, RINGS WITH BIG ROCKS.

I JUST WANTED MY CHEVY DOWN OFF OF THEM BLOCKS.

THEN OUT IN YARD, SUCH A NOISE DID COMMENCE,

LIKE SOMETHING WAS CAUGHT IN OUR NEW BOB-WAR FENCE.

I RAN TO THE WINDOW, AND SAW PRETTY QUICK,

THE MAN MAKIN' THAT RACKET, WAS GOOD OL' ST. NICK.

YOU MAY THINK OF SANTA IN YOU OWN MIND'S EYE,

IN A RED AND WHITE SUIT, BUT I'VE GOT A SOO-PRISE.

THAT OLD BOY'S AN ARKIE, FROM UP NEAR MT. GAYLOR,

HE MARRIED HIS COUSIN, AND THEY LIVE IN A TRAILER.

ON CHRISTMAS, OF COURSE, A SLEIGH FOR HIS RIG,

HE HOOKS THE THING UP TO SOME RAZORBACK PIGS

HE CLUM ON THE ROOF, WITH HIS BAG FULL OF GOODIES,

HE BACKED DOWN THE FIREPLACE, ALL DIRTY AND SOOTY.

FAT LEGS IN HIS BRITCHES, CHUBBY HANDS IN HIS MITTENS,

I MUST ADMIT FROM THE BACK, HE LOOKED LOTS LIKE BILL CLINTON.

HE TURNED TOWARD THE TREE, HIS EYES ALL AGLOW,

AN ARKANSAS BOY FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS TOE.

HIS NECK WAS ALL RED, HIS SHIRT SAID "LITE BEER",

HE HAD NO RED HAT ON, BUT HIS CAP READ "JOHN DEERE".

HE LEFT ALL THEM PRESENTS, WITH A AIR OF DE-LIGHT,

THEN BACK UP THE CHIMNEY, AND INTO THE NIGHT.

HE RAN THROUGH THE YARD, THREW HIS BAG IN THE SLEIGH,

THEN HE YELLED AT THE DOGS, "GET THE H--- OUT TH' WAY!"

I RAN OUT TO ASK HIM WHY HE BROUGHT SUCH GOOD CHEER;

BUT INSTEAD HE JUST ASKED ME, "YOU GET 'CHA A DEER?"

THEN I HEARD HIM EXCLAIM, AS THOSE PIGS TOOK TO FLIGHT,

"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL ~~~ I NEED A BUD LITE

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A little sick humor never hurt anyone. Shoot, if we cannot mock ourselves (especially) and others, what shall we do?


Hugs,
ciara