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"Satisfaction guaranteed, imaginary lover" (Atlanta Rhythm Section)
"Captain Jack will get you high tonight, just a little push and you'll be smiling" (Billy Joel)

jackvance5588 reads

OK, time to have some fun listing some of the sexy lyrics in popular music.  I'll start off with a few:

The ladies' point of view:

"I like a man with a slow touch, I like somebody who can take his time..."  

Best song about a BJ:  "Just Like a Prayer", by Madonna

Macho Man:  "I'm gonna give you every inch of my love...It's a whole lot of love...", by Led Zep

Beatles:  "When I feel my finger on your trigger, I know no one can do me no harm"  (from Happiness is a Warm Gun)

Band names:  Hole, Pearl Jam.

Let's have some more!

Barry White---"I'm gonna work your body with my tongue..."

Local Seattle band in early 90's: Lesbian Muff Divers

Portland Band: Five Fingers of Funk

Marvin Gaye: Let's get it on.

ZedEx4506 reads


"It gets wetter and wetter, as it gets better and better"--Depeche Mode

"I feel the need to be naked with you, need to be naked with you"--Amber

"...swallow me and tell me how I taste"--Dollshead

And for band name you can't forget "Steely Dan" (named after a dildo)

..when I think about you I touch myself..


Sedona

Anya4222 reads

Are you thinking of me when you fuck her? (Alanis Morrissette)
You want to wine, dine, 69 me, but didn't hear a damn word I said. (ditto)

Sugar walls (what's her name that was screwing Prince at the time)

Stand by your man (Tammy Wynette)

Star fucker, star fucker.. (you know!)

-Anya

Sugar Walls was sung by Sheena Easton.

40+guy4619 reads

That's a very sexy song, been a long time since I heard it...wow it really turn me on!

spread your wings and let me come inside (Rod Stewart)

IamSilky6179 reads

And my all-time favorite "CREAM" by Prince....yummmm

WhatTheHeck4222 reads

Rock me baby, rock me all night long,
I want you to rock me baby like my back ain't got no bone
   -BB King sang it, don't know who wrote it

I can feel you cumming, and it won't be long,
my hole is runnin', and the love is strong
  -from "You Can Take All of my Honey", by Lydia Pense and
   Cold Blood

WalkinDude4501 reads

Songs full of innuendo
"Talk Dirty To Me" Poison
"Hanky Panky" Madonna
"She's Got A Girlfriend Now" Reel Big Fish
"Just A Gigolo" David Lee Roth
"Pearl Necklace" ZZ Top
"Calling Dr. Love" Kiss
"Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Go Everywhere)" Meat Loaf
"Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt" Frank Zappa

Band Names
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Barenaked Ladies

WhatTheHeck4773 reads

"My daddy was a jockey, and he taught me how to ride,
He said first in the middle, and then from side to side"
  - Johnny Hammond

A great blues song:  King Snake Crawl

"Slim slow slider, how she rides, as white as snow"
  -Van Morrison

"I'll bet she never saw you scratch my back"
  -"Stray Cat Blues", by the Stones

"She's built for comfort, not for speed"
   -another blues song

"Let's rock while the rockin's is good..."

"Leave my kitten alone..."

- Little Willie John (legendary r&b singer)



"Soft and wet" by Prince.  


Groups: Vibrators, Pussy Galore, Penetration and Celibate Rifles.

Jolly Mon5173 reads

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

Kara_Mia3834 reads

"I wanna fuck you like an animal."

or Freak Me by Silk  "I wanna get freaky with you."

Anya3562 reads

How could I forget NIN??  It's my favourite song about sex ever!

-Anya

"Satisfaction guaranteed, imaginary lover" (Atlanta Rhythm Section)
"Captain Jack will get you high tonight, just a little push and you'll be smiling" (Billy Joel)

I noticed a few posters on this thread hit the nail on the head.  In my opinion, Prince wrote the book on sexy lyrics. Hell, he built a career on it.

Here are just a few:

Darling Nikki
Head
Erotic City
Let's Pretend We're Married


Also, a Prince produced band Vanity 6 had a classic called
"Nasty Girl".  What was that line?  "I need seven inches or more..."  

Guess it is a "size thing".

I think it was called  My Secret Garden"   "All you can eat and you never get fat, Now where else can you go for a meal like that"Or who could forget Red Corvet by Prince "Move over baby and give me the keys I'm gonna try to tame your little red lovemachine. / "I got a little ill thinking sbout all the jockeys that were there before me"

ZedEx3979 reads

...English band from the early '80's--doubt you'd find anything from them at Virgin Mega Store these days though.

KISS has so many great songs, and most if not all about sex, but I don't think any of them make me chuckle as much as "Love Gun." :-)

"Shake for me girl....I wanna be your backdoor man..." Whole Lotta love by Led Zeppelin

"I'm living it up while I'm going down...." Love in an Elevator by Aerosmith

"Squeeze my lemon, 'till the juice runs down my leg" (The Lemon Song)
"I'd like to give you every inch of my love" (Whole Lotta Love)

"Like a tree in the meadow wind, she will bend to take you in..."

Song title is something like, The Way She Feels About You.

T

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