Had my first massage parlor experience... Akward, uncomfortable, and pretty expensive for full service compared to other types of providers. I'd have to say at this point I am not a big fan but have limited options where I live...
Though I'm not sure I'd say I'm a real fan of the places, I've had some interesting experiences, and a couple were pretty positive. One thing that kind of pisses me off is that you have to pay the house fee ($50 where I live) before you meet the lady (if you've pre-booked, anyway). So, it makes it a little difficult to turn around and walk out if a bait and switch walks through the door.
I haven't yet just dropped by to peruse the available maidens to make an on-the-the spot decision. I'm really not sure how that would work out.
i've frequented a few in the Chicago area. Generally, it's $80 at the door and I tip $40 - $50 for the old happiness. Never expect a knockout gal, if she's real good looking just consider it a big plus! All that said, get a table shower if it's available - that alone is worth about 1/2 the price.
I remember a great mp from a few years back. Plenty of eager ladies and long hours. The problem for them was publicity. On my last visit to them I had to w-a-i-t in the lobby with six other clients.
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