TER General Board

Married Providers
Udo 2008 reads
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There is a posting on the local Chicago website about sessions with married providers. I am trying to think of the pros and cons:

Pros:
The provider will probably be current on her STD checks because of her husband.  
The provider is probably not a drug addict if she is married.
You get to enjoy fucking someone's legal wife.
The wife is probably a nice person to deal with.

Cons:
DATY as the first customer may mean some of husband's cum in your mouth as you lick pussy.
She will not have all night dates available
She may not DFK since that is reserved for hubby
Husband may get emotional and kill you while you fuck his wife

And it was so unnecessary, as you could waited til tomorrow and gotten credit for two blatantly stupid troll posts on consecutive days.  Given you lack of creativity (until now), you really should have waited.  But I must say, this one is good, too.  Stupid and wrong, but that's not the point.
But I give you credit for trying, so I'll play.
1) How do you know her husband isn't a druggy, too?
2) How do you know they both don't have STDs and don't give a shit who else gets them?
3) Who the fuck gets off because they are "fucking someone's legal wife?"  Answer: Udo.
4) Sure she's a nice person to deal with.  She's got STDs and is an addict.
With all those Pros who needs a Con?
Anyway, I'm tired of playing.

Remember that and stay away from married providers. It will keep married providers and their husbands much happier if you just stay safe by skipping them.  Why take the risk?

if scoed ever met Udo.  I can just see the headlines now....
"WORLD'S GREATEST MANGINA KILLS GERMAN TROLL WITH BARE HANDS."
"Udo Begs for Mercy as Scoed Crushes the Life Out of Him"
Film at 11:00.

Would that not be the same list of issues? You'll really never know. Being married does not mean you like sex with strangers anymore than if you were single. Being married does not mean your husband gives a shit about what you do...pretty sure most husbands know their wives are providers, because they are hobbyists. As for hubby getting pissed off, how would he know where you are at? I know some wives tell their husbands locations just in case something goes wrong, but again, those are wives that have permission to do this. I don't think wives make a habit of giving a play by play of the clients they are with, unless the guy is abusive or rips her off. It is just not something that is discussed in detail for obvious reasons.

They could tell you there  are not married and be married. Her boy friend could come in an kill you!

Really.... Do I have to hear about your SO on my fucking date?

usually when I hear you have a BF or Husband, I won't repeat.  

I do see a traveler in Hartford who told me she is married but her husband
does not join her. She is CIM and swallows though.

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