Just wanted to share :

I do not want to see RimmingRhonda Cause she does rimming

I do not want to see Marvelous Maude , because she is too fat.

I do not want to see dirty donna cause she is too thin.

I do not want to see Marsupial Mabel due to her being too short

I do not want to see Amazing Abigail due to shes too old

I do not want to see Enchanting Ethel due to her tan lines

I do not want to see Dispicable Dolly due to she is out of her home

I do not want to seee NaughtyNorma due to she is out of a hotel

I do not want to see Alluring Alice because she posts too much on message boards.

I do not want to see Blogging Betty cause she has a blog. She may write about me ! ( Don't flatter yourself) LOL

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Then on the other hand you have more Talk schmalk soup
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I do not want to see BounceyBabette cause all her reviews dont say supermodel or 9/9 10/10

Baldy Barbara is so cheap cause she does dirty things

Herrendous Helen hasnt gotten a review in ages.

Nude Nadine has too many reviews.

Helluva Helga has shotty reviews that men have not reviewed anyone else

Prissy Penelope is too high volume

Ravenous Rhona low profile and doesnt see alot, i wonder why. Something must be wrong

I dont like sexy sallys blonde hair (or red or blue or brown)

JerkyJane is too pse for me

Schmoozin Scheryl is too gfe

BustedBridget -She does bjs without condom

PestyPetulia -She does bjs with condom


Then you hear:
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gothic Gandgy wore too much makeup!

Domina Della was too forceful!

Submissive Sangria just laid there

Naughty Nellie talked too vulgar

Dippy Darla was a little out there.

Vibrating Valerie, all she wanted do was use her vibrators!

SeventySomethingSophie was 72. Too old for me ! omg !

TittyTina wouldnt stay away from my titties. Shes a freak !


Lets not forget about the other stars in our chicken star talk soup!

" do you know she lives in _____ ( insert town here)

" Yes I she did outcall out of her home " (insert burb here)

" She has kids and I think a husband too"

" Candy drives a corvette !"

" Shes a doctor"

"Shes a nurse"

"She owns a flower shop "

"Her carpet is maroon and her house is nice "

"Did you hear what Maude said about ethel ? "

"When touring Vivacious Vomit stays at a red roof inn.."

"Omg SinfulCiara wouldnt see me !! Im too young !!! Im going to write a bad review and then tell everyone nasty rumors about her. LOL "


These things are most always written by the men who slither thru nighttime rag sheets looking for girls for 100 and under

Guys who frequent agencies and get handrelease for 40 and start bitching when it goes to 50 (LOL)
Here are their names I made up for them


JerkMeOffJoe
IseeStreetWalkerWally
GiveMeAHandJobFor60Sam
& last but not least
PennyPinchinPauly


If you want discression and privacy.. give us ours as well. It's so much commotion when a gentlemens privacy is breached, but its ok for ours to be ?



This is the word of Ciara
Amen

"Jerky Jane is too PSE for me".  I've yet to find a gal that was too PSE. If you see any reviews that say this, give me the girls #, (no matter where she's located I'll book an appointment). The other priceless gem was "Vivacious Vomit stays at a Red Roof Inn".  LMAO  Ciara, we'll have to party sometime (among other things).

-- Modified on 1/27/2006 10:21:36 AM

Obviously it must be January and snowing like crazy in Buffalo, because you clearly spent some time on this one.

Actually Ive been quite busy traveling. i wrote this the other night in albany before i went to sleep Even whores have free time before sleep

Thanks you

I was not trying to be rude, just trying to comment on the amount of time it must have taken to right all of that.

I used to live in Rochester, so I certainly understand the snow up there.

please lose the self-pejorative "whore" reference.  Doesn't sound right coming from you. You're way too cool for that.  ("Cool?"  God, I'm old!)

"I don't want to see the Ciara's because they're too good at sex or too funny." Wink! Thanks for the humor, my evil twin.

Hugs,
Ciara

There is always someone goin` on about the Ciara's.(alias's of course ) My porcupine needles are always at full stance LOL!

Is it possible to cum when you're laughing your ass off?