you need to step up to a few levels in class; get past the 15 minute blow and go girls.

... is this a Seinfeld episode?

But the one that sticks out to me that is right on from my experience is that 90% of the Kgirls who are over 40 are sporting the all-over tan from a tanning bed, and for the reasons you state.  Without the tan, their skin shows their real age, which is inconsistent with the ad copy that says they're 26, and they would lose the millennials as customers, who all believe the age in the ad.  I prefer the girls between 35-45, so I see a lot of the tanning bed look.  

It is very hard to recognize normal features in an upside down. (See 60 Minutes on facial recognition. Leslie Stahl did not even recognize her own daughter when the picture was shown upside down.) Frowns look like smiles.  
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Many upside downs are taken lying down. Saggy boobs now fall "up" and look a lot perkier.  
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I hate when Providers use upside down photos.

I did a huge overall on my photos a long time ago. What you see is what you get.

Most of the face blurring or body blurring is for privacy reasons.  

You might need to switch to new sites, sounds like you wouldn't want to see them anyway. I would hate to have my expectations dashed.  

Some providers send selfies or have twitter and you can see candids, it's probably within reason to check their social media for untouched photos.  

I give snaps to any providers that spend the cash on professional photos.