Dang it, Meister, ya beat me to it!

I was going to post this, but my day has kind of sucked.  

I think some people in Texas need to have more sex, or at least get a mail order subscription to a magazine or Excalibur Video.  Sheesh!

Years ago when I lived in Austin, my wifes parents and younger sister were boating on Lake Travis, and trolled slowly along the banks, enjoying the "scenery". There was a guy posing on a high embankment, sillouetted against the sunset sky, and I swear to god, his dong hung nearly to his knees. After a bit of silence, my mother-in-law turned to my wife and her sister, and whispered loudly, "did you see that?". Hearing this, my father-in-law reacted as if angry, "somebody oughta shoot that off of him, he oughta be ashamed!" I said, "ashamed? I'd be proud of that one!" Then my F-I-L said "it probably doesn't get any bigger on hard", and I said, "SO WHAT! Even if it doesn't, it's still the biggest I've ever seen. He probably passes out every time he gets an erection!" My sister-in-law was only about 13 or 14 at the time and she was so embarrased by the whole thing she couldn't even talk or look at anyone the rest of the cruise. On that same trip I got out of the boat to ask directions to the fern hollow, which was a much sought out deep pool of clear cold spring fed water. Our party couldn't believe I walked right up to the nude sunbathers. I was very uninhibited, and had been on nude beaches in Europe, but even in the wild 60's & 70's, I don't think there was anything else like "Hippie Hollow".