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What's Your Actual Age?regular_smile
Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 2966 reads
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Received an email today (I am a sucker for motivational/health/wellness blogs) but anyway.

It started asking all these questions about life activity and then related that to your actual age.

But then I started thinking what is the average age of a Hobbyist?

I am guessing about 35.  At this age most guys have enough disposable income and don't feel emotionally hung up about paying for PU***.

But this is just a hypothesis.  The only way to get the data is to get the data.

So my actual age is 42 (43 on the 19th).  

What say you about your age?

Thought about doing this for Providers but have a better chance of that Rancher in Nevada inviting me to dinner:)

P.S.  That video of the girl being hit in the back of the head with the shovel IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JackDunphy1382 reads

If the fkin hookers can list that age on their eros ad for 15 years, so can I!

who have gone past 15 years…what the fuck are they thinking?

advertising at 38 and being close to 6o or 55…makes no sense

 
scratch 3 years off max and no more because we are not dumb we can see the age

Say I am way older so that when dudes show up they are pleasantly surprised.

JackDunphy1714 reads

Fk, is that ever happened to me, I might have to reach for my wallet for a t....t....t....ti....tip! :D

I could be fucking 60 and I get dudes whipping out their .....wallets and their cocks so I am a happy camper.

I'd just walk out if it turns out to be too much of a bait and switch.  
Like I really wanna pay for a girl twice my age... when she should be paying me instead. ROFL

WTF are they thinking?

Yet you post like someone who's at least 40. :)  

Looks like I was off by 4 years... close enough. ROF

Next thing you will want to know our real names,height,weight, address and SS#s lol.

Doesn't it say on their entry page that you have to be 18?  Yeah...it does  ;)

If you'll send me $ 1,000 (USD...not that Bitcoin shit) I'll share my age with you.  I'll also send you an autographed unblurred photo of myself (done by Aldo).

I also can get you a lunch date with RodTidweLL.  That alone is worth the money.

Please don't do those ones that are upside down or laying with legs in the air. Ii might hide things I need to see before renting your fine ass.

I am a bit shy however....it was my idea on the strategic placement of the towel.

No need to scare you off before we meet.

I know about the unblurred face thing...but I am not worried.  What could possibly go wrong.

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Please don't do those ones that are upside down or laying with legs in the air. Ii might hide things I need to see before renting your fine ass.

A little heavy in the mid section but doable. Nice to see you trim your body hair. Okay, looking good!

He photo-shops???

Posted By: ChgoCPA
I am a bit shy however....it was my idea on the strategic placement of the towel.  
   
 No need to scare you off before we meet.  
   
 I know about the unblurred face thing...but I am not worried.  What could possibly go wrong.  
   
Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Please don't do those ones that are upside down or laying with legs in the air. Ii might hide things I need to see before renting your fine ass.

Actual session taking place doesn't seem to be a requirement for him.  

ROFLMAO!!! :D


HOW OLD ARE YOU?


4% 18-21
19% 22-30
28% 31-40
26% 41-50
21% 51 and up

Was this for actual age...TER age...or some other age not associated with the other two?

Posted By: BigPapasan

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

 
4% 18-21
19% 22-30
28% 31-40
26% 41-50
21% 51 and up
 

I knew I had made adulthood when someone said...

"Excuse me sir....do you have the time"?

Sir...who the fuck is SIR?  

Posted By: OpenMindedGFE
29 ain't a bad age. I don't know why you're ashamed. ;)

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Even for an old guy like me, that's funny. I used to do that to my ex all the time. She got a kick out of it.

Which is probably why I like you.  And why you will like this

These are probably the people who don't actually worry about falling at their wedding or graduation lol

0603450onThe1453 reads

OMG now I know I'm in hell and going to hell when it's all said and done. That was by far the FUNNIEST video I have seen in forever. I swear to god I cried and almost pee'd my pants at the same time...and yes it's pee lol. That's just not right. Thank goodness nobody looked 'hurt' when it was all said and done. The music didn't help of course. I almost cackled myself outta bed.

Welcome to the dark side.  

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Although my ex-wife said that I acted like I was 13, but she might have been mad at the time.  I do have to say that I act like I'm in my early 20s and I feel like I'm about 30.  I guess that's not so bad.

I have a friend who is 55 and looks like he's 65 or 70 due to heavy drinking and smoking.  Sad.

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