Netmichelle's post reminded me of something. I fly through a number of smaller airports, where the inspection of checked luggage is often done in front of the ticket counter, for all to see (they're finally starting to get a bit more discreet, however.)

I've often wondered whether the traveling ladies have had embarrassing experiences with luggage inspections - or do most of you fly through the bigger airports where it's done behind the scenes?

look and find, my dirty DVDs, vibrator, nipple clamps, cuffs...

I stand there on the other side of the table and watch them serenely, waiting to see if they get disgusted or turned on.  So far, they haven't blinked.  I figure they see so much during the course of their day, it doesn't matter...its like hundred dollar bills to bank tellers -- just paper any more.

Funny you mentioned this, as I was talking to a girlfriend about this the other day. It has yet to happen to me personally, but with toys and protection in my carry on it's bound to happen sooner or later.

I did however have my vibrator fall out on a chair at the bank. I quickly picked it up, turned four shades or red and then said something silly to make matters worse. The bank teller was a male and just stood there smiling as I fumbled around while trying to compose myself.
Happy Easter  ~CarleeofArizona

Would actually be fun to have a little contest with yourself, to see just how outrageous it has to be before someone at least grins, scowls, etc.  Try a Makita Saws-All with a life-size Real-Feel Fist attachement on your next trip and see if you can get some looks.

Maybe with one of the better attachments on and ready for action.  I showed it to my coed monthly poker group and you should have seen them - like kids in a candy store!

I had to land in Korea due to time restrictions with the Hong Kong airport. I had stupidly taken my Tampax out of the box, and security opened every single one and took them apart. I was also strip searched, no big deal. I was travelling as a minor without a guardian, so I had red flags all over me.