Got the week off. Going to Vegas Tuesday and see 3 of the most wonderful ladies that walk this God-forsaken mudball called Earth.

Gonna meet up and have drinks with some of my fellow hobbyists, also.

I'd say fellow gents, but I *know* some of you wouldn't categorize me in that class, and that's cool!

So come on. Hobby-wise. What puts that spring in your step. What gives you that shit-eatin'-grin on your face?! What makes you tick, and gets you outta bed in the morning knowing you're going to have the time of your life?!

Just who the fuck are you fuckin callin a fuckin GENT? FUCK YOU!! When i fucking want your fucking fucked up opinion of who the fuck(or what the fuck) i am, i'll fucking ask you fucking for it. Do you fucking understand me you fucked up fucking fucker????

What the fuck puts a fucking spring in my fucking step is a fucking blow-job before my fucking eyes are even fucking open.

Now the fucking next fucking time you want to fucking stick your fucked up fucking pie-hole into my fucking personal fucking business, just fucking pm me you fucking drunk.


Man my fingers hurt from just typing that crap.



OSP; still not drinking.


I can't do that again John. You're on your own.

I will have some spring in my step if you tell me that you don't own a laptop and will be sparing us from you posts next week.

Other then that have fun

Mike, I can think of many ways to describe you, but "gent" is certainly not one of them. lmao

Have fun in Vegas, remember to say hello to my money while you're there. I am happy they have been investing it so well. lol

2 of the 3 at least! I am SOOOO looking forward to this trip!

My last vacation was the best EVER! But I think this one will surpass that!

BTW, got any money for bail?

Nevermind...!

But I do infact have a laptop also, and I'll make DAMN sure to keep your happy-ass posted!

Hey! What kinda brother would I be to not gloat about my conquests and the fact that these wonderful ladies invited my drunken ass?!!!

Cheer up, man! It could be worse!

BTW, dig the props for having fun! You do the same!

I could go on a drunken posting rampage in your abscence, and get OSP to join me.  The board would be praying for your return. lmao

And I've definitely been called a lot of things, that's for goddam sure!

But coming from you is like the pipe calling the bong paraphenalia, know what I'm sayin'?!!! LOL!!!

And what the HELL makes you think I'm going to deny all the wonderful people in TER-land my own brand of drunken shit-talkin' while on vaca?!

I have a laptop just for this purpose! LMMFAO!!!

I just couldn't deprive all the wonderful people here in TER land my own brand of "drunken shit-talkin" either. rofl

When i drink the damn keys are so far away that my spelling is atrocious.

Hey, that would give Priapus something to do over here. He could go-round correcting everyone.LMAO


The board ALREADY prays for participation other than ME!!!!!

What kinda people would we be if we kept all this fucking fun to ourselves?!!!

Yeah, I know it sucks to be some people sometimes.

But hey! It ain't all bad!

It's all about experiences, my man!

Meet some damn cool dudes and get shitty with them, and meet some damn fine women and have them fuck the taste outta my mouth!

Can you dig?!!!

Pussy!!! I my case I prefer near; very near.

Say hey to the ladies for me!  Give a great big hug, and kisses to all three for me and a hard smack on the ass to you-know-who for me!!

Hugs, Belinda!

I think MP67 puts us all to shame in the using the word "fuck" department, but WTF, this is a board dedicated to fucking, isn't it? lol

is this a "look at me" post, or do you want an answer to your question

I think it's probably a look at me post '

but I'm gonna give you an answer anyway:

Waking up to the smell of Kona coffee through the french press and the smell of a nice fry up going on - lyonaise potatoes, sausages, beans on toast, that sort of thing....

Waking up to a purr and a wet kiss and her hand on my crank.... anytime day or night lol..

tossing back a ridiculous quanity of great beer or fine spirits with certain friends, who have been there and done that with me, and whom I do not get to see often enough....

seeing that I have my favorite lady on my calendar for today or tommorrow or next week - just knowing that she's there....

looking forward to a visit from special friends from other locales, with whom "romance" is shared only infrequently....

a fantastic meal after a great shag and a lie about.....

the first tomatoes from the garden.....

hitting the zone when running or open water swimming, just feeling the endorphins rush through.....

Deep into meditation, feeling connected to the universe and disconnected from the pulls of the world and demands of the ego....

Life is so good and I am so very grateful for it, and for the people who make mine a happy life to live in....

when he gets his second wind and gives me cussing lessons!!  

Love you MP!

I might suggest you get John's sorry butt over here for 'validation' or rebut(t)al.

But do I really need underwear?!

You know I can do that for you! Especially for you-know-who!

Dude thats so cool! best of luck!

I know what makes me smile so intently! Which, I'm sorry to say, isn't as often as I would like.

Yeah, I had to brag about my trip this week, but ultimately my thread was all about the question.

Thank you for calling it(me) out and for your response!

That was fucking beautiful, BTW!

Check this fucking shit out!

Fucking love you, P!

Still think you're gonna get in my pants?!!!

WELL FUCK THAT'S FUCKING JUST FUCKIN GREAT!!.


My brain hurts. NO MORE!!!!!!

I'm retired and work at my remodeling business just enough to keep me interested and active. Besides work, I have a nice, well-equipped woodshop, a recording studio, 6 acres to wander and take care of, and several really great friends.

I have the time of my life pretty much every day!!!

...the "Poon Train" is making a stop in town and what a passenger list it is!  

Have fun in Sin City, bro!

We really need to get our shit together and do some travelin' ourselves!

Know what I'm sayin'?!

But we'll talk about this at Stoneface, not soon enough!

Actually ... I cuss occasionally

While I am intensely uncomfortable with dirty talk in connection with sex -- especially anything demeaning -- I DO, in fact cuss in my posts either for fun or to make a point.

So ... to illustrate my point ...

These fucking fucked-up fuckers fucking fuck!

That's what I'm talkin' about!

Wormwood is diggin' on life and doing what he wants!

I'm jealous, MF!

I fucking fucked up first fucking thing this fucking morning when my fucking flame weeder set my fucking raised bed a-fucking-flame. Fucking smoke was fucking everywhere and it was too fucking early in the fucking season for me to already have the fucking hose outside. My fucking chickens were too fucking stupid to get out of my fucking way; so when I nudged a chicken my fucking rooster got fucking annoyed and fucking attacked my fucking ass.

But other than THAT, I had a fine-assed fucking day!

someday!!!

It's *that* time of year.

I made this much, I get that much.

Know what I'm sayin'?!

spring in my step comes the day I have a date scheduled; kind of like walking on air.

Enjoy Vegas.  I'm sure you will let us know all about your adventures.

I'll let you know whether you like it or not!

And BTW, KSK, I'm gonna get you fucked up!

We're gonna get stupid, and you're gonna show me everything Florida has to offer!

Can you dig it?!

Oh fuck!  you are drunk, dear, cuz you got it alllllll wrong!  lol

How are you going to spend time with all those ladies when you seem to be attached to your keyboard with an umbilical. Cut the chords, man, step away from the computer and stop being such a compulsive manginiac Tool.

What's next? Tweeting or Trolling?

It's nice to know I don't have to worry about playing with myself everyday. Not that it's not fun and not that I never do it anymore (because I do), but it always feels better if someone else does it.

mrfisher is on the top of your list of things to do.  As for "knowing" I am going to have the time of my life.. I thinking like that,especially in the hobby.  Some can talk themselves into thinking a huge disappointment was just awesome.  I just ask myself, "why the fuck did you even bother?"  Of course, my brain is not totally pickled in ethanol like it was in college.  Leaves much less haze to obscure reality.