Priest is leaving the mission downtown late one night, and is approached by a street walker who asks "how about a blow job?"

"No, thanks," he replies, not having any idea what she meant.

The next day he asks one of the sisters "what's a blow job?"

She replies, "Fifty bucks, just like downtown."

There's nothing like a really good nun joke!  (Hey, I can laugh, 'cause I had my knuckles rapped with a ruler by one of them [dang, that hurts!].  Oh, they look sweet, but they're tough.  So, I can laugh and not feel guilty about it, really I can...)

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where the sign on the door said "$10 an inch!"

The Mullah went first, came out an hour later bragging about having spent $65!
The Priest went next, came out a couple hours later, slyly grinning and stating he paid $80!!
The Rabbi went next. Four hours later he comes out, looking exhausted, but with a satisfied smile on his face.
"So, Rabbi!," exclaimed the Priest and Mullah together. "How much did YOU pay?"
"Vell," said the Rabbi, "I paid $12.50."
The Priest and Mullah started to guffaw and laugh at the Rabbi, making fun of his small fee.
"Ahh," said the Rabbi, "you don't get it do you... you paid going in. I paid coming out!"

Laurel:
What did you do to warrant a knuckle rap?  Did you kiss the lady in a No-No place?

I hate that when that happens. Anyway, I think I've probably already posted this before and it's sick, but here goes:

Two priests were talking on the street corner one day (pardon the pun) and they both discussed giving up smoking. One priest says, "I'm down to a half-pack a day."  The other said, "Yeah, I'm down to only two butts a day."

Ooh, gross. I know, that's bad but I couldn't resist. Shame on me!

Hugs,
Ciara

I am a recovering Catholic.
I went to Catholic School, was an altar boy. Gave consideration to the Priesthood. The whole nine yards.
Even though I was around many priests for several years I was never attacked. Now, after all the exposure of the priests, I look into the mirror and wonder what the hell was wrong with me!

I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks!

Hugs,
Ciara

Let's see...

Since I'd only be about $30 on the way in, I could save a whole $17.50 by paying on the way out!  ;^)