http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-_2QpbXMbw

Oley!!!

....google that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hTGS9oNdCk&feature=related

I had an email asking for a rusty trumpet.   I am not familar with the term so did a google search and found several variations as to what it means.

I thought it might mean rimming a man while giving him a hand job but when I googled it I got alot of different decriptions.  So before I tell someone I will do a rusty trumpet,  I'd like to know the majority thoughts on what it is.

In some of the descriptions they talk about making the gentleman fart, and in other descriptions the woman sits on his chest and farts while giving him a bj and other descriptions that don't involve farting at all.

So has anyone given or recieved a rusty trumpet?

The number one definition on urbandictionary.com is-

rusty trumpet
1.the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)

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You gotta autograph my ass! Come on man!

I did not know the official term at the time, so I compared it to a sliding trombone.  In hindsight, I think that's better cause it has "bone" in the name.  Maybe a rusty trumpet is riming the woman and a rusty trombone is rimming the man.  What I don't get is why the word "rusty?"

As far as the farting goes, I have been told that inhaling farts can get you high.  I haven't tried it myself yet, but I hope to at least provide the farts.  I can fart a lot and make really long winded ones.  Plus they aren't too stinky.

You guys do not toot your own horn.



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I'd never leave home! lmao!!!

it's just a guess mind you

but perhaps "rusty" refers to the usually darker pigmentation in those areas?

This Cubano disciple of Dizzy Gillespie just fucking knows how to blow a horn!

HBO did a movie on him awhile back called 'For Love or Country'. Cool flick, and went into how he defected from Cuba so he could freely play Jazz.

Andy Garcia played him, which I guess some ladies could appreciate...

Checked out your site. Loving you!

"rusty" is the term used because rust color is brownish.  Like the stuff that comes out of your butt.  Hence, "rusty trombone".  lol