It was the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Dad at the whore house, mom smokin grass, and I'd settled.. down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang for my piece to see what was the matter! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew right away that fat fucker fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight piss on u all and have one hell of a night! MONEY IS SHORT TIMES ARE HARD HERE'S YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS CARD!!!
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Dad at the whore house, mom smokin grass, and I'd settled.. down for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang for my piece to see what was the matter! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew right away that fat fucker fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer! He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight piss on u all and have one hell of a night! MONEY IS SHORT TIMES ARE HARD HERE'S YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS CARD!!!
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