It was the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty
even the mouse. Dad at the whore house, mom smokin grass, and I'd settled.. down
for a nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I
sprang for my piece to see what was the matter! He came down the chimney like a
bat out of hell I knew right away that fat fucker fell. He filled all the
stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer!
He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart that son of a bitch blew my
chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight piss on u all and
have one hell of a night! MONEY IS SHORT TIMES ARE HARD HERE'S YOUR FUCKING
CHRISTMAS CARD!!!

from the heart,
Doc