why are thay red and blue anyhow? my nebor has a house alarm the is very loud. It wakes me up. now I am mad.

They never closed their windows, and I'm a night person, so I couldn't help but hear them because they were loud!

They were a couple about 40 years old, and both fit and attractive.  They'd both been married and divorced a couple times.  When they first started dating, it was pretty intense.  He was tying her up and doing all these bondage scenes, including spanking her ass really hard.  They were also having regular anal sex.  I can no longer hear the words "take it bitch" without cringing (just close your fucking windows!).

I learned throughout all this that he was a real asshole, something that I'd always suspected from just knowing him "over the fence."  And having met her and seen her dominant personality, I couldn't believe she was playing the submissive in all their sex games, so I suspected an ulterior motive.

Then they got married and things started getting immediately quieter, then just a few months later, silent.  After six months, the guy came over and told me they were getting divorced and she'd left with his money and as much of his stuff as she could take.  Apparently, she'd done the same thing to her two previous husbands.  Her m.o. is she's the perfect dream woman (and sex slave) while you're dating, then after you get married she says she wants a divorce and threatens to go public with all the details about what a pervert the guy is and all the things he forced her to do etc.

I wanted to tell him that he'd been played and shouldn't be surprised, because when a duplicitous cunt and a self-centered prick find each other and get married, it rarely ends well.  But I already knew WAY too much about his personal life, so I just acted surprised and said sorry to hear it.  There really is such a thing as TMI.

okay people, there are neighbors.  if we're excited, can we put a muzzle on it?  FUCK ME HARDER.  LETS FUCK FUCK FUCK.  your face is bright red and blue, alternately.  veins in your neck are going to pop.  echoes.  it was all I could do not to crack up in the middle of a double.  this is my incall folks!  seriously.  that was loud.  like porno in in THX theater.  anyone have other "too loud" experiences?

I had a client who yelled like an enraged Spanish bull while he climaxed... and then he shot across the room and it landed on my shirt. *shudder*

For some odd reason, my orgasms have become much more intense as I've gotten older, to the extent that I can generate some serious decibels.  When in semi-discrete locations, I've taken to holding a pillow over my mouth for the first few renditions, so as not to alert hotel security.  One recent provider at first thought I was turning violent and was going to use it on her!  It was good for kind of a nervous chuckle after the fact.

a Fav lady that is...  her bed squeaked horribly AND banged the wall.  She had a new frame on my next visit.  
Ladies, if you have a fixed incall...  be sure the bed bolts are good and tight.  Maybe some foam weatherstripping between frame & box spring.  If your bed had wood slats...  make sure there are more than enough...  take one to Home Depot or the lumber yard & get extras cut.  
You might want to consider moving the bed away from the wall...  a block of wood on the floor can keep it from creeping closer or pad the back of the head board.  
Use AC & keep the windows closed!!

I did have the girl in AMP shush me...
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Yeah, I know. Dating myself....

Don't mind a screamer in the slightest bit. Even if it's for her Oscar nomination doesn't hurt my feelers!

Besides, I'm one of the few I guess when 'the audience' asked 'WTF were you doing to her?' can sit there with a shit-eating grin....

At a party with a buddy. Our buddy got into it his ex, she got pissed, and we propositioned her for a three-some. She said lets go.

Went to his parent's house(we were that young), and she took turns on us. Put the pillow behind the headboard cuz it was going 'wham, wham, wham...'!

Wouldn't let our drunk asses sleep for shit. She'd get done with my bro, and when I was dozing off she'd move over, climb ontop, and go again. Back and forth. Lil' hussie!

ever get the guys who have the FUNNIEST cumming noises? I had a guy who literally let out a battle cry yell and held it for like 10seconds! Inside I was laughing and thinking my downstairs neighbors already hate me anyways...lol Then sometimes you have the guys who don't make a peep...they cum,get off and leave the room to wash up. I ask "did you cum?" because not even a slight facial expression gave me a clue!

When I go to a guys home or hotel I stiffle it somewhat unless I know he really likes to hear it. At my personal incall I have no neighbors on either side now(vacant rental houses) and no room mates. So if they really get me going I'll be loud but not window shaking!