: TER General Board Discussion : Are you a Mangina?

Senator.Blutarsky 1263 reads

posted 12 years ago

1 / 19

So the post about Manginas the other day got me thinking... And I came up with a few traits of Manginas. Feel free to dispute and/or add.

Are you a Mangina?

If you clean the bathrooms, vacuum the carpets, fix your SO a nice meal and still don't get laid... You might be a Mangina

If you take your SO shopping then treat her to a nice meal and don't get laid... You might be a Mangina

If you remember her birthday, anniversaries, favorite color, favorite flower, the color of her eyes and still don't get laid... You might be a Mangina

If you find yourself saying "yes dear" a lot... You might be a Mangina

If you go to a hooker and let her babble for most of the appointment... You might be a Mangina

If you go to a hooker and you babble for most of the appointment... You might be a Mangina

If you are obsessed whether you "measure up"... You might be a Mangina

If you get upset by a post on a fuckboard... You might be a Mangina

If you whine about alias use... You might be a Mangina

If this post offends you... You might be a Mangin

quadseasonal 27 Reviews 415 reads

posted 12 years ago

2 / 19

It looks like you are saying

A Mangina is similar to a Dweeb with absolutely no confidence or backbone .

Posted By: Senator.Blutarsky

So the post about Manginas the other day got me thinking... And I came up with a few traits of Manginas. Feel free to dispute and/or add.

Are you a Mangina?

If you clean the bathrooms, vacuum the carpets, fix your SO a nice meal and still don't get laid... You might be a Mangina

If you take your SO shopping then treat her to a nice meal and don't get laid... You might be a Mangina

If you remember her birthday, anniversaries, favorite color, favorite flower, the color of her eyes and still don't get laid... You might be a Mangina

If you find yourself saying "yes dear" a lot... You might be a Mangina

If you go to a hooker and let her babble for most of the appointment... You might be a Mangina

If you go to a hooker and you babble for most of the appointment... You might be a Mangina

If you are obsessed whether you "measure up"... You might be a Mangina

If you get upset by a post on a fuckboard... You might be a Mangina

If you whine about alias use... You might be a Mangina

If this post offends you... You might be a Mangina

GaGambler 383 reads

posted 12 years ago

3 / 19

If your handle is RodTidwell

You might be a mangina. No, scratch that. If your handle is RodTidwell, you ARE a mangina

Posted By: RodTidweLL

It assumes being a good husband makes you a wimp, not just a guy who loves his wife for other reasons besides sex. Also it misses the fact that the wife might have a second sense your meeting other women on the side.

A really good friend of mine cheats on his wife all the time. He's a great dude, a horrible husband, the only reason he stays with her is because he's scared. I'll run off the list of what he could be scared of, losing possessions in the divorce, rarely seeing his kids, having to start over, dying alone. I think it's less mangina to explain to your wife that its not working, than to be a coward and hate on her.

Just a thought

Canitbe 418 reads

posted 12 years ago

4 / 19

Re: It looks like you are saying

Oh no ! I might be 2/3 Mangina Lol

AnotherDonJohn 353 reads

posted 12 years ago

5 / 19

Well, he's in the official definition

I should know - I edited it. Lol.

UncleBill54 6 Reviews 473 reads

posted 12 years ago

6 / 19

I guess not

The only one that fits me is the babbling, but that's usually just the 1st appt.
I just don't think I'm very good at being a monger.

AnotherDonJohn 349 reads

posted 12 years ago

7 / 19

Except add: that leads to problems getting and enjoying sex without angst.

A pure dweeb can still bone the hooker he wants without too much angst. Lol.

AnotherDonJohn 438 reads

posted 12 years ago

8 / 19

I might be biased but I find it spot on. Lol -e

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Deal_Me_In 521 reads

posted 12 years ago

9 / 19

Let me fill you in on how it works in the non nerd world dipstick

those who treat their women well do get laid and don't have to pay for pussy to get a piece. they pay for pussy to get a STRANGE Piece.

This is why you've never gotten laid for free or could get a date to the prom unless is was with your buddy chuck

mrfisher 115 Reviews 534 reads

posted 12 years ago

10 / 19

Yes to 1 - 6; no on 7 - 10, so you tell me......

It don't matter to me, it's just a label.

By the way, not to try and hijack your thread or anything, (who, me?), what is the female equivalent of a mangina? Would that be a wo-enis? And what kind of litmus test would you have for that?

Inquiring minds want to know