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Another_Fucking_Alias 352 reads
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viddish2533 reads

What turns you on more? A hot girl;
   In Bathing Suit. Laying by the pool.

   In Jeans,changing her car's tire
  (IN JEANS,CHANGING HER CAR'S TIRE)it is a trick question. Girls do not konw how to change car tires.:-)

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I_like_escorts200 reads

"It's" is a contraction of "it is".  This would be the one to use in this sentence.
"Its" is a possessive that means "belonging to it".

Apparently, this seems to be turning into a grammar thread, so I thought I'd contribute.

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mistabeo173 reads

it's = it is... and he's saying "it is spelled survey"

its = attributive adjective

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Priapus53687 reads

which is the level of their education---just teasin', folks-------;)

-- Modified on 6/8/2008 10:16:55 AM

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zisk426 reads

no biggie, I make plenty of typos myself.

But again, my reply above was not meant as a correction to spelling which I can is how it came across.

I was intentionally misreading your sentence to be like "cat is spelled c-a-t" so I did "it's is spelled i-t-s" and left out the apostrophe because I was only using letters

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Priapus53385 reads

touche------- I have a good command of the English language------but no one said I was a good typist--------:(

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zisk145 reads

my my, but this was a first-class thread highjacking, wasn't it?

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zisk212 reads

I should have known better than to bother reading the OP.

And 'servey' was the least of his butcherings (can I invent a word here?) of the English language.

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GaGambler681 reads

You guys picked the right one. Your little spelling banter, inane as it was, was waaay more entertaining than the drivle posted by the OP.

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zisk276 reads

here we go again :-)
ready for round 2? ;)

-- Modified on 6/9/2008 8:51:20 PM

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Priapus53252 reads

According to THE book on how to write proper English, Strunk & White's "The Elements of Style", I WAS correct. "It's" is a CONTRACTION of: "It is spelled drivel"; the apostrophe is NOT needed in the possessive form of the word, i.e., "The TER general discussion board has to get rid of its pedantic pests."

Got that, Zisk ?--------;)

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zisk220 reads

The whole time it was just a play on words.

If you said "It is spelled survey" I would have responded with "no, It is spelled i-t". Get it yet?

To be clearer, I guess I could have written out "no, it's not spelled survey, it's spelled it's"

looks like round 2 is off to a rip-roaring start :)

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removeme89585 reads

Striving to protect the English language, the usage thereof, truth, justice, typing skills and the American way at all times.

You guys are just too funny.

Damn, I do hope I did not commit any usage, syntax or typing errors.

LMAO

C_K

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removeme89110 reads

That's not in the "Definitions, Acronyms, Abbreviations, and Terms" in the newbie manual. Does it mean "Greek - Extra Donation"?

C_K

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zisk654 reads

as in your sentence "it is spelled survey"

the same response would be:

"no, it is spelled i-t"

I was simply using it's as its own subject in that sentence from the title post

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Sexy Carolina117 reads

I ged it!! Sometimes the simple things in life give us so much pleasure.
How do you say?

Thats life or is it?  :)

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Emruson199 reads

great! good one!

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removeme89145 reads

Any hot (or even mildly warm) girl; anywhere, anytime, doing anything, wearing anything or nothing!

I am so easy to please....

C_K

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Priapus53260 reads

it's usually a lamentation heard in a deli when a patron complains about too much fat on the pastrami-----

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SinsOfTheFlesh316 reads

Lets see here Sparky, you aren't bright enough to spell SURVEY correctly, but you assume we women folk must not be too bright.

You just have to love the irony of that. Not only can I change a tire on my car, I can change the oil too, check my fluids, and even give it a tune up - if it were an older model that is.

Somehow, I suspect I could probably also beat you at wrestling and give you a tittie twister until you cry Uncle and admit that deep down you are an illiterate girly man. But we'll just leave it at the tire change.

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zisk587 reads

I have a feeling I'll be running a little low after you do so. :)

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SinsOfTheFlesh151 reads

Hmmm sweetie, you seem about a quart low to me. Looks like I'm going to have to give you a lube job :D

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RaeMonroe116 reads

Hopefully this is a joke because that is in very bad taste. As the daughter and grand daughter of mechanics I could change the tire on a car by the time I was 9 years old. Grow up. Not all women are helpless idiots.

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sweetnicole1116 reads

I am with you on that one. I can not only change my tire in less than 5 minutes, can change my oil, flush my radiator change my altinator plugs wires brake pads...you name it! single mom for quite a few yrs and decided Hell I know a great deal of mechanics who aren't rocket scientists if they can do it so can I. And I have teen boys so someone has to show them how to fix their cars. Why not me.

Very sexist statement. I know a lot of guys who can't either.

-- Modified on 6/8/2008 6:12:54 PM

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removeme89194 reads

the lovely, talented, educated, sexy and VERY self sufficient ladies here would start the flames of retribution burning under the OP.
I was giving him the benefit of the doubt that it was just a very lame "attempt" at humor. But I have to admit there is a certain fantasy that involves helping a damsel in "distress" and being rewarded for my gallant efforts.

Anybody need their piston return springs or muffler bearings replaced?

C_K



-- Modified on 6/8/2008 3:12:05 PM

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RaeMonroe167 reads

Honey how about when I stop and change your tire and drag you off into the trees...???

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removeme89171 reads

Great idea - it's just a twist on the fantasy! Next time I'm down Ga way on I-20 I'll call you instead of AAA. You can fix my tire and check ny fluids (as another poster mentioned) then we can enjoy the River Walk in Augusta.

C_K

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