mine:
special haircut downstairs
shower and get all the important parts (I'm uncut so I clean under there too)
shave, moisturize, lip balm,
brush teeth
wear my standard clean polo shirt and khakis
grab my condoms, breath mints, donation, Google directions, her number, and anything extra she wanted
Check email/voicemail/TER in case of last-minute cancellation or whatever

you?

Shower, check
shampoo, check
shave, check
brush, check
mouthwash, check
breathmints, check
deoderant (Old Spice), check
fresh underware (socks with no holes), check
massage oil, check
envelope, check
call and confirm, check
have address, check
have fun, check
have dinner, check
go home, check
write to Bev, check
go to sleep, check
repeat as often as possible.

I always keep some unscented deodorant just in case she's sensitive/allergic.  

call and confirm sounds like a good idea.

I carry everything I need in a special portfolio bag with a zipper. I like to look like I'm going into the place on a business appt. Carry condoms, travel size mouth wash, mints, my favoite lube,hobby phone, address, directions, and, of course, the white Happy Birthday envelope. I also carry a checklist of things to carry out of the appt!! (Watch, wallet, keys, coat, hat, phone).

By the way, all you guys always stress about brushing your teeth real well. You probably floss, too. This is NOT a good idea. You see that pink stuff in the sink? That's blood and it means you now have open wounds in your mouth.(Not good for DATY or kissing). You need to give it about 4 hours to seal up. I brush real well about 6 hours before a date and then brush very, very gently and use copious amounts of astringent mouth wash before I hit the road. Mints before I leave the car to go inside are a must. Strong mouthwash before I leave the date is another must (we're killing germs and bacteria here).

[ ]Do a haircut (not on my head)
[ ]Shower
[ ]Brush teeth
[ ]Use mouthwash
[ ]Put on antiperspirant and cologne
[ ]Wear clean underwear and socks
[ ]Get dressed
[ ]Make sure I got everything
[ ]Take envelope, then double-check it
[ ]Head on out

On a side note, those of you who live in areas with a lot of public transportation, do you ever take a bus or train instead of driving, just so your car isn't parked near the incall location?

About an hour before an appointment in my hotel:
Brush teeth (I read somewhere to brush an hour before for DATY safety)
Prepare room with candles, envelope, iPod, ice in ice bucket
Lay out clothes
Take shower being careful to wash all important areas
Fresh shave
15 minutes before:
light candles, insert breath mints, get dressed
browse newspaper until the gentle knock on the door ==> "game time"

10 mins before the appt, apply 1-2 puffs of cologne, has to be the best money can buy If a lady doesn't compliment on what I'm wearing don't use it next time. So take a note on that after appt.

5 mins before the appt, make the 2nd call and get the go signal

Put the envelope in the pocket, lock wallet, hobby phone and other valuables in the trunk

Put up a nice simile and knock the door, give a hug and kiss when the door opens,

Have fun and a good time for both; resist against falling in love with the lady.

You are absolutely correct actually. Brushing immediately prior to an appointment is not a wise idea. It is good to have brushed at some point in the day, but for safety, there should be several hours between brushing and smooching with a provider. For the sake of fresh breath, a breath mint or mouth wash will give your mouth a nice clean smell and taste, while keeping you safe as well.

Great ideas, I finally got a hobby phone that NEVER comes into the house. This after having my POSSLQ go over our cell phone bill and me having to make an explanation. Luckily she didn't google any of the 800 numbers as one of those would have been harder to explain.

Postman; do you have a regular simile or do you just compare all the ladies to a rose?

i suppose a zippered bag is better than stuffing it all in my pockets like I do.  And very good point about brushing.  It's important not to be bleeding anywhere.

with exception of the last two where I destroy the directions, her number then eliminate the email, any calls to from my disposable cell.

To that which has already been posted, I also trim nails and do an enema.  Yeah, the last may be over the top, but it insures extra cleanliness and no surprises during the fun and games

My dentist always cautions me to use the most gentle toothbrush I can find and to never brush the gums directly but to gently vibrate the brush against them, especially where the gums and the teeth meet.

Causing the gums to bleed is a sure way of getting gingivitis.

Also, I have been using a toothpaste and a mouthwash made by Therabreath which is owned by a Dr. Katz in California somewhere.  The stuff is a bit pricy but if you buy mail order you get good deals on it.  Several of my favorites have told me that they noticed that my breath was much better after I started to use it and subsequently, I have been getting much better kissing satisfaction.

(Still not a dentist)

these things can make BBBJs blow your fucking mind.  

Some providers have used altoids but that didn't do anything for me.

Do it the night before in case; Ouch! ya nick'm. Unless you know a provider who will do it for you. I'm still looking.

That's a pretty interesting statement. How about explaining how these toys are used. Thanks, from all of us .

I always try to schedule a 2 hour workout just before so I will have that "manly man" smell - drives the ladies wild...
After the workout, so I will not get hypoglycemic during the session I always have a garlic anchovie pizza... and wash that down with a couple of beers... Don't want to feel stuffy, so I need to be able to blow off the gas....
THEN  I get dressed - um....what to wear so as not to attract attention - I grab my work dungharies - and layer on top of that a sweatshirt that I also use for changing the oil on my car...  shoes?  yea- that sneakers that I used for the workout... hey - they go with the uniform.
Next I get the donation - and on several occasions I have been limited by the withdrawal... so I put whatever into the bank enevelop I find at the bank withdrawal... I mean, its not like she's gonna count it - right????
then I usually get lost gettin to her place.. so I have to stop and call for directions... always a must to be sure that I get there....

I get to the lobby and usually ask at the front desk, "is ms. Escort here?"  oddly, almost never is she registered there, so I have to pull out my cell phone..... and call...

When I get to the room, I always leave my cell phone on so that I can get the calls from my EX about the missed payments - or whatever...

and I always have a great time... and leave 'em smiling....  no shit!

Shit, shower, shave...and I'm on my way.

The ADA says that mictobial deposits on the tongue are a major cause of bad breath and that brushing the tongue reduced bad breath measurements by 70%.

Don't take it from me, here's a link to an article on the subject.

Go to ATM
Buy small gift (usually a trimmed flower or candle)
Wash face
Shave
Trim nails
Floss
Scrape plack off gumline with dental tool.
Brush Teeth & Tongue
Waterpik with 2 mouthwashes
Trim down genital hair
Bathe & Shower
Trim hair on eyebrows, ears & nose
Polish Shoes
Dress
Apply aftershave
Call her or get a call from her.
Gather Sex Toys, Lubes, & Hygiene items into Kit.
Put Kit and Laundry et al into Decoy Luggage
Count out Donation into Envelope & Hide in Decoy Luggage.
Check self in mirror.
Check to see if I Have Remembered Donation.
Get in Car.
Check to see if I Have Remembered Donation.
Drive to session.  

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but not all at the same time.  Amazing stuff.  Oh and warming lube can be pleasurable too.

You're so bizarre... I'm rethinking your invite. LOL j/k

trim nails finger and toes
trim pubic
use the bathroom #2
brush teeth
use listerine mouth wash
use listerine vanilla mouth wash
shower using my herbal essence bodywash(smells so good)
put on clean boxers and wife beater
put on pants
check wallet for money..put envelope in back pocket..put on shirt covering pocket
brush teeth again, vanilla mouth wash
call provider confirming i'm on my way
let the good times begin