Potential client told me he could not afford me,because he only gets so much a month from social security. Ummm huh? Pussy is not a necessity, if your living pay check to pay check.

Speak for yourself!

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It your own damn money finally paid back to you, assuming you live that long and instead of being returned to you with interest, your chances of ever even getting back your principle are slim.

Hey don't be roasting my girl like that lol

I have no problems supplying the BBQ sauce.  

This post ain't about my grammar. I made a post earlier about grammar, this post was about an old ass man trying to use his small ass government benefits to get laid.  

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Totally agree!! It's his hard earned SS if he wants to but Pusey with it... Why Not!!

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I'm sorry, but I must agree with GaG on this. This is an essential piece of living in, and being a part of this society. It upsets me when people have no idea about the most basic principles of government, etc. Stop watching Teen Mom, or whatever and learn something. There are great basic tutorials on YouTube, if you don't want to pony up and take classes.

First you post about how bad grammar pisses you off.  Then you post here with some really basic grammar errors and when you're called on it all you can say is "it doesn't matter because I say so?"
Weak, weak, weak.  All week long.

I'm not fat, I'm thick. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.....

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If them balls ain't saggy

You seem to be a rather judgmental young lady, I hope with some life experience you will figure out that maybe you aren't as smart as you think you are right now.

Well you must not have many brain cells then...

And she's not judgmental or narrow minded either. I can only imagine her euphemism for "stupid" lmao

Bashing a client because he's using "gov't funds."  First of all it's like GaG said, SSN is money that is owed back to an individual for a lifetime of paying into it, think of it as lifetime monthly installments of Income Tax.  Second, don't be a Billy Bad ass and hide behind an alias while your doing it, It is extremely distasteful.  Third, if you're going to post anything on this thread about grammar, then you kind of have to make sure that you come correct and never make another grammar mistake again, for trolling purposes you will be put on blast.  Providers provide and hobbyist hobby, how we come up with the money is no ones business, if older gentlemen aren't your preference then state that in your ad.

Roughly 160%-200% more out of ss than they ever paid in and 400% more out of Medicare. The actual numbers are staggering. Ss and Medicare were set up when many didn't live past 60. With medical advancements and longer life spans not to mention perscription drug costs and variety skyrocketing it's hard to even imagine them not taking out more than they ever paid in...

Let's shelve the discussion about SS and Medicare lest yet another thread gets moved to the P&R board and simply agree that it's not the "Government's" money, it's his?

Necessarily deserve a discount, but a punch card where you pay for 9 sessions and the 10th one is free would be nice. It could be done discreetly so that if a family member found it they wouldn't be suspicious. You could make them think it's from the laundromat by printing on the card, "10th load free."

I guess it's time for the list again.

P4P ad deciphering code:  
   
BBW = fat        
Voluptuous = fat      
Curvy = fat        
Curvaceous = fat        
Thick = fat        
Rubenesque = fat        
Womanly = fat        
Hourglass = fat        
Super sized = fat        
Pic of face only? = fat        
Pic of body under bed sheet? = fat        
Gives bra size only? = fat        
Busty = either saggy or fat        
Naturally busty = saggy and fat        
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly        
       
Slim = no boobs        
Svelte = no boobs        
Slender = no boobs        
Dancer's body = no boobs        
Runner = no boobs        
Spinner = no boobs        
Yoga = no boobs        
       
Bombshell = fake boobs        
Baywatch = fake boobs        
Playboy = fake boobs        
Model = fake boobs        
       
Brazilian = black        
Butterscotch = black        
Caramel = black        
Chocolate = black        
Cinnamon = black        
Creole = black        
Cuban = black        
Dominican = black        
Ebony = black        
Egyptian = black        
Eritrean = black        
Ethiopian = black        
Exotic = black        
Hawaiian = black        
Mahogany = black        
Mocha = black        
Mulatto = black        
Nubian = black        
Mixed = black        
       
Mature = old        
Courtesan = old        
Gracious = old        
Graceful = old        
Refined = old        
Elegant = old        
Classic = old        
Conservative = old        
Original = old        
soft skin = old        
       
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:        
College Student = late 20's        
Just turned 18 = mid 20's        
19 = possible jail bait        
21 = late 20's        
28 = late 30's        
no age? = same as "28"        
       
Intelligent = brunette        
Sorority Girl = blonde        
Selective = overpriced        
Exclusive = very overpriced        
Classy = can't afford lingerie        
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients        
Nasty = doesn't shower at all        
Upscale = snooty personality        
All American = all trailer trash        
Princess = I have an attitude problem        
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs        
On fire = active herpes outbreak        
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service        
coed = plain looking with acne problem        
girl next door = looks like the boy next door        
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...        
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds    
Energetic = methamphetamine addict        
Down to earth = boring        
College graduate = sleeps with professors        
open minded = openly accepts tips        
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff      
       
New to business = changed name        
New to area = changed name and moved across town      
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town        
       
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.        
Discreet = I check your ID        
Discrete = I can't spell        
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me      
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly        
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners        
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat        
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.        
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money        
       
snowbunny = white girl with a black daddy        
Available 24/7 = my daddy doesn't let me sleep        
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my daddy can't type        
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my daddy is learning how to type        
       
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed        
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry        
       
CMT = good massage, bad sex        
FBSM = bad massage, good sex        
       
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:    
Unless specified, you can assume:        
hair color = brown        
hair length = to shoulder        
eye color = brown        
age = mature        
height = short        
weight = heavy        
cup size = small        
measurements = large        

I tried that  a back  about 7 years ....it really didn't work very well......    

on any post that is not the first post of a thread? If you posted a link to your website, we could see your pics and determine if we think you're body type is A, B, C, or D.

and calling it an "advantage" is a bit of an overstatement.

you thought I was serious.  Its so absurd, if you did try it, you shouldn't have admitted it, IMO.

that given your responses in this post that GaG hasn't an over/under line that you will achieve at least 3rd place in the SPOTY awards.

Why would someone contact a person/business and tell them they can't afford their service?

... because she's fat.

Mahogany

Just because they've out lived the majority of their peers, that does not entitle them to anything.

Wish I could agree that SS money is ours.  But it isn't.  

Some wiggle room is fine, but he wanted more than just a little wiggle room.

That is hilarious!  
Yeah,  SS is hard earned money that belongs to him. To some pussy is a necessity for overall well being.  Hell I'd be a total asshole without mine! Lol!!
XOXO,  
TL

Who knows, but with your attitude I'll bet she has more clients

But do young people have a choice not to support elderly? Isn't it a law and having a choice not to, you are breaking it? Let's assume you have a right not to support someone else financially, and you don't, but then who do you support? Those who's printing it. Xo

That's a flawed explanation.  
You're forced to pay into SS with no opportunity to opt out.  
The system was generating enough money to sustain itself until congress stole money from it to pay for other things unrelated to retirees.  
Instead of investing it wisely they've used it as a government piggy bank  
Now with a lame congress giving foreign aid the 150 out of the worlds 162 countries they're not funding Americans.  
And Medicare is NOT free.  
Standard is $104 a month, nearer to $150 if you're still earning.  
Add a supplement and you increase your costs by close to $175, then drug supplement is another $25
SS laws should be changed to allow those taking it at a younger age to continue working without being penalized.  
That would generate significantly more cash flow.  
And I never hear anywhere that money for the millions of illegals is going to run out, do you?

If the money had been invested instead of spent there would be plenty of money for those who earned it.     It was just a politician slush fund.

Just because he can't afford you doesn't make him a bad guy. Perhaps it would be a good business strategy to run a special every now and again so the gents like the one in question could enjoy the pleasure of your company?  Just my. 02  I know it works for me

I thought I'd seen stupid posts on GD board before but you just took first place.

At his age a little wiggle was all he wanted 😁

Many of them believe they can do what every they like... You know like they're entitled to.

Lift up your eye lids....and you'll be able too see.

Why would you tell a hooker where you got her fee from?

Of course it is forced, but that's what changes the ethical view.  

I am a senior and you're full of shit

I mean just look at what an asshole I am, even when I get laid on a regular basis. Can you even imagine what a nasty prick I would be if you took all my pussy away from me?

Who is this(insert old hooked joke here)?

and Ms Pedantic, it's "to see" not "too see"  

The day you start going without pussy, I'm out of here! Lol  
XOXO,  
Slut  

You are paying for your parents retirement. Even if that wasn't the case you put in 12% of you income to ss. That would not be enough even with an 8% roi to cover ss and Medicare into your mid 70's much less your 90's.  
     

..."your" and "you're" should know the difference between "principle" and "principal".

nor do I start threads criticizing the spelling and grammar of others and lastly, I was PUI. lol

To be fair: your and you're are two of the most common fucking words / contractions in our language and there's no excuse for everyone getting them wtong, as consistently occurs.

... has a website that's surprisingly elegant. Most of the text is well written (except for some punctuation oddities and the misspellings "bussness" (sic) and "accomodations" (sic). So she's got some help from somewhere.

Spewing gibberish. This is at least her third handle.

but she will always be BBBBB to me. lmao

I beg to differ.

Terri , pussy to Gambler is like 7-11 coffee to regular human beings. It helps him to become civilized.

Yes, this is so true lol