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Bill Maher 5757 reads
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I'm a BUSY guy! I got runway models up the ying yang and Republican Ninjas flying out of my ass -- or is it the other way around?

What do you want from me anyway?  You "little people" are all the same.  You want a smart funny hot-shot Hollywood celebrity political-activist best-selling-author standup-comic uber-batchelor stud like me to back you 100% 24/7 ???  Well it ain't gonna happen pal, just deal with "them" by yourself!  

Can't you see I'm about to "get bizzeh" ???  I met this one at Hef's Halloween Party for pete's sakes!

-- Modified on 11/1/2003 4:50:57 PM

Snowblind3352 reads

The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to that of a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.


Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

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Bill Maher3557 reads


Why Republicans use condoms so much and Democrats (it seems) just blow their wad all over the dress and make a mess!

Still, I'd rather have the kind of "Presidential Stain" that can be taken out by dry-cleaning as opposed to ...

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Mr. Self Destruct3976 reads

Where were you when I called you on here last weekend, huh?

Please return to San Diego soon. :)

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Bill Maher5758 reads

I'm a BUSY guy! I got runway models up the ying yang and Republican Ninjas flying out of my ass -- or is it the other way around?

What do you want from me anyway?  You "little people" are all the same.  You want a smart funny hot-shot Hollywood celebrity political-activist best-selling-author standup-comic uber-batchelor stud like me to back you 100% 24/7 ???  Well it ain't gonna happen pal, just deal with "them" by yourself!  

Can't you see I'm about to "get bizzeh" ???  I met this one at Hef's Halloween Party for pete's sakes!

-- Modified on 11/1/2003 4:50:57 PM

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Mr. Self Destruct3430 reads

And people say that it is all about the money!

BTW, it is nice to see that they let non surgically enhanced ladies (who aren't celebrities) in at The Mansion these days.

Go get bizzeh...you da man, Bill.

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Ci Ci2798 reads

Oh, that is great! Love it, love it, love it!

Hugs,
Ciara

Related Link: Ciara of Phoenix

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