I realize this may depend on the lady, her characteristics, etc.  If you want to add additional criteria to justify your answers, then by all means.

FYI: "Popwhore" is already taken and it is the inspiration behind this question.  

As a matter of fact, if you don't want to make up your own endearment, you are free to shout out an existing name as charming as "Popwhore".  I dare you to find one so apropos.

It's too close to my "civvie" world.  I like "Black Widow" - Entices you in, to have you in her grasp forever.  I was afraid that it was too morbid or too scary to some hobbyist.  Might think I am a serial killer.  lol

What do you think???


Kari

I think of a black woman whose husband as died.  Which is oddly erotic to me, but maybe not to others.

Most men are coming to you for relief from other women - wives, ex-wives or whatever who are too damned hard to get along with.

When you think of it that way, you'd have to guess that calling yourself "the black widow" would probably be a piss-poor marketing decision.

Many of us guys - and I include myself and almost every guy I know - have met a LOT of fuckin crazy women - in fact, it's so common that it's a standing joke among divorce lawyers.

If I were to find a TER reviewed wonderful woman for free, who called herself "the black widow", I'd figure she was publicizing the strange part of her personality, and I'd move on.

The time to get weird is when the 2 of you are beginning to take each other for granted - not right out of the box.

BTW, when I was a kid, I was a serious amateur entomologist.   Black widows are some scary, and UGLY little critters.

A web-mistress?

Then Black Widow would be a great choice. However, I haven't ever liked spiders and the name would probably creep me out a bit. I don't have any suggestions, but wouldn't encourage that one.

the pool player.  I've been asked if I'm her, a couple of times lol.

The female BITES OFF the head of the male DURING mating.

Actually I have a really good friend of mine who is from Orlando who has just started in the business. She and I were talking last night about what her "name" should be. She decided on

Auna Danya

Meaning

Auna ~ A New Beginning

Danya ~ A gift from God.

I told her it was beautiful and we both agree. Provider names do not only need to be sexy but since it is such a liberating endeavor to take your future into your own hands you literally are creating another part of yourself. I told her that any name that means a new beginning which is a gift from God Was beautiful and totally alluring.

I don't know for certain how long it will take to get her a new website but right now this is as good of a beginning as any.

Although it got me thinking and laughing about these names:

1) Porcupine Paula (when you're in the need to
   get porked)
2) Sadistic Susan (after a hard day at work, why
   not let Susan slice it open)
3) Queer Kelly (variety is the spice of life)
   but first look for the penis
4) Twosome Tammy (watch out for my driver -- but
   that could be good if you play golf)
5) Toothless Tonya (Like candy? I have gum)


Hugs,
Ciara

what they look like and where they are.  You don't want to use the name of another provider in the area.  If they look similar to a celebrity, I'd go with that first name.  I once had a dancer ask me what name she should use.  I thought she looked like a Heather (Locklear).  Heather turned out to be her real name!

Alotta Fagina was my first choice, next to a few I thought of myself.

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