Do you have cyber pillow fights over us guys?  Do you arrange lesbo quickie in between donation appointments?  Talk about satiny things and thongs?  Paint each others toenails using a webcam and Photoshop?  We guys need to know - because trying to figure out what you are doing - is what we guys talk about on the Reviewers Only board.  A lot of money is riding on this one.

Good point Holey...  we need to know !!!!  I think its very private chit chat and we will never find out ...maybe   if we know we would be sorry we asked !!!

Where the best bargains are on condoms, makeup and the other accoutrments of the trade.

Secondarilly it's about music, TV shows, etc.

I get this from being around providers at times and just monitoring the conversation while I appear to be doing a crossword puzzle.

By the way gals, and I hope I'm not breaking any big rules here, the guys' conversations on our board ain't any more interesting.

like nipples...if you like them teased.  We always give the girl a heads up if you have a stinky butt. And if the girl we work with says oh he is a sweetheart(that means you tip)  then you'll get vip treatment...it pays to be nice! Well thats how it works at the j#%ksh*&ks anyway.

LOL


We talk about men that rip us off-
Rapists-
abusers-
How to stay safe during a call/session if we have an abusive man in our path.

Girls ask touring info  -
where to stay
not to stay in order to be safe.etc-

holeydiver and Mr fisher - we wish our only concerns were with painting our toenails ,pillow fights, TV SHOWS and peeling grapes all day-


However , it isn't


As for the mens boards- again, i wish I could tell you we think about it.. but we dont.. we really do not give a rats ass-



Merry Christmas




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I peruse the girls board and tickle my clitoris over the hot private pics shared in there.  

Yowza!

just curious

The Donut Gallery is a hit-
All of us sitting on our asses eating doughnuts dreaming about the mens boards !!

You said it perfectly. I get the feeling that some men think of us as empty headed dingbats. Granted some of us are. However for the most part we are business women and just like any other business we discuss stratagy, marketing and above all, how to stay safe from the too many freaks out there.  I know the gentlemen that have commented on this thread were for the most part teasing about the pillow fights etc...I do think there are some men out there that will always think of us as silly women that mearly spread their legs for a buck. Honestly, there is much more to it than that. It can be either a very lucrative business or in some cases, a CL kind of thing which takes a third grade education. Many of us ladies have degrees, myself included. I don't want my post to come across as chiding you gentlemen, that's not how I intend it, only to let some of you know we're not all airheads. Okay, now where is my toe-nail polish?????

my personal experience, most men, myself included, think you ladies are extremely intelligent and personable.  

In fact, I sometimes wonder if there is some liberating effect that opens up some vast unused portion of a person's brain power.  Or perhaps that is just what I perceive when a woman is interested(pretense or not) in me.

We are always naked, or using skimpy thongs sitting in front of our computers...all day!

We have a bottle of lube handy, so we can read the "juicy" details of our reviews and...masturbate!

We drool over tons of pictures of gorgeous & very muscular naked men (hung like horses) posted by our "exlurkette" every sunday morning. Perfect wake up eye candy after a week of fucking & sucking!

We get all wet lusting over the free cockage pictures our beloved member "ole.saggy.titties" add to her infinite number of posts every day!

And...we discuss A LOT about the amount of cum we can squirt, how to produce more squirting juices, how to keep our nipples erect for longer time and get seconds, thirds and, hopefully, fourths cups from our engorged clits.

Ahhhh...our board is so much fun! And pretty much like YOUR own board, right?

She's right. It's better than every damn men's magazine fantasy you can conjur up. Man, the amount of cyber sex I have on the provider board is astounding. These girls are insatiable!

Too bad the Reviewer board isn't like that. I hear it's nothing but boob pics.

~I'm still just peeling grapes.... I have to drop by more often and join in on the doughnuts!!

Well, last week I loaned my nurses outfit to a girl and so far she's not returning it to me.  I think I may have to fight her over it.

Well, there is a place that let's us do that (playfully) at a secret location as long as we are naked and promise to wear our slut heels.  

Another girl is helping me with my hair so that after I wash up and all, we can go out to this club where only "providers who are UTR" go.  Once there we change our names to Sally Du and Wendy Won't and ........ I am not allowed to tell you the rest or I will be in trouble.

Cya!

You have been gone way too long ! WE surely missed you !!...


To the originator of " Just peeling grapes"

I love you !!

Kisses and love- WE ARE GOING TO MEET IN 2008 Dammit !!

All the places you go, cant you come to God damn buffalo !!?!??!?

You know, in the olden days, the only way a woman could become educated was while being a courtesan. They were allowed to go to the libraries, to read, to write while their counterparts sewed and kept the house. The courtesans lived much more interesting lives. They were FREE while their counterparts were not. However, they were also the first to suffer when diseases and the plague started to go around due to fear and suspicion.

Or they're discussing the pro's and cons of neo-Cartesian dualism as pertaining to post-modern dialectic.

Second to the bottom of the list (under the REGIONAL BOARDS choice) is "Providers Only." Just click on it. I've never tried it myself so I don't know if it really works.

ahahaha.

I like your attitude, ashame you aren't in LA.

-m