Just sent this information to 'claim my $1,000,000'

Claims Requirements:

1.full name: Lorraine S. Skimpler
2.Home Address: 119076-12398 Silver College Road, Stratus, PA 29908
3.Age:96
4.Sex: F/M (Transexual)
5.Marital Status: Widow
6.Occupation: Retired Hooker
7.Phone Number: (Not sure if this was someone's number so I won't put it here. whoopsie!)
8.Nationality: Black, White, and Mexican Mix
9.Country Of Residence. US

Sincerely,
Richard Lloyd
coordinator(Online Program)

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We all post snoozers on occasion......LOL

No, but I do screw with the SPAM texts to my phone. Will send back a text telling them to suck on my asshole, or whatever pops in my mind at the time. For a while I had a company calling me on spoofed numbers (when I called back, it was a real person, who had never really called me) So when they called, I would monopolize the conversation, asking the salesperson (usually female) if they liked anal, ATM (usually had to explain ass to mouth) and continued the inappropriate questions, never letting them speak, until they hung up. After a half dozen times, they took me off of their call list.  I do kinda miss them though......

was a comment I saw in a sting story on a newspaper. The comment was that LE should not be concentrating on prostitution when they weren't doing anything about the fact that she had lost $50,000 in a Nigerian scam and they should be going after the Nigerians.

I can't tell you the number of emails I have gotten from clients who are too stupid to not keep a contact list...what is the point of having 100 hookers on a list if they all have a website you can easily find using google? If you let your email account lie dormant, it will be compromised.

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