Do you have a pre-session routine you go through when you are preparing to see a provider? So far all my visits have been incalls, but here's what I do in preparation.

Pre-departure for a session ...
I normally have mid-morning sessions consequently I don't eat breakfast that morning.
I shower every day but on session days I spray my cologne directly on my body rather than on my clothes.
I try to down at least two bottled waters so I will stay hydrated during a session.
If I need to go by the bank I go first thing after leaving the house. Otherwise, I make sure I have my donation in an envelope.

Pre-arrival ...
I toss a couple of breath mints in my mouth.
I plug my cell phone in the car charger.
I put my wallet in the car pocket.
I remove everything else from my pockets except the donation, keys and extra money if I decide to give a tip.

I double check these things again. Then

I am OFF

BTW - I always have my gym bag in my car (w/ toiletries) in case of an emergency.

Unrelated Gratuitous "Damn, I wish she lived next door" Boobiage

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Since most of my dates are outcall, it's all in my hotel room. I make sure I have taken care of everything I need, (beverages, snacks, condoms, etc.) about two hours beforehand. Then I lock myself in.

1. Make sure I have donation and any gifts.
2. Soak in a nice hot tub.
3. Shave
4. Sit around naked until about 30 minuts before
5. Quick shower
6. Get dressed
7. Put on some music
8. Take a couple of breath mints
9. Answer the door
10.Let the games begin

I go down to the drug store and buy a sexy, humerous card. The girls love to get the donation with a card. Most say I'm the first to do this. I probably shouldn't have revealed this.

and take a shower when I'm bare.

I find the place where to meet
and then I sit upon a seat.

I call the two call system twice
and hear a voice that sounds so nice

I walk up to the 'vator door
while staring quietly upon the floor.

Hoping that my face is not known
and that my cover not blown

I get to the door and knock and rap
thinking that its an le perfect trap

But as the portal wide is thrown
I let out a great relief type moan...

and that is the truth about that!

My preparations are similar to yours OFF, but do vary a bit depending on the logistics of the visit. But there are some basic items I make sure have been taken care of:

1. Make doubly sure I have correct donation (in the envelope) and any gifts. (I'm kinda anal about checking that...)
2. Make sure the hobby phone is charged and ready to go and make sure I have the contact information for the provider.
3. Long hot shower paying close attention to the areas of possible provider attention.
3. Shave in all areas including the more sensitive one.
4. Drink extra water.
5. I also have a party kit that I make sure has been restocked and is ready with my toiletries and condoms.
6. TRY to relax and not get too excited.

Just before the appointment I also do the breath mints, check my appearance and check the donation again (I said I was anal about that!).

And thanks for the great pics!!

C_K

Some gents think that just because they've showered 30 minutes before the appointment that they're clean. Just a helpful hint to some:

1) If you drive 30 minutes to see me, even with air conditioning on, there's a good chance you'll sweat and smell nasty between your legs, especially in the creases due to your legs being together. Please freshen up with one of my washcloths before we get naughty. That's with "soap" and water, please. I also provide towels, washclothes and a shower to anyone who visits me.

2) Please brush your teeth before coming to see me, then take a breath mint nearing my door. Someone with ginivitis {sic} may have to brush twice. Breath mints alone are not enough. I do keep mouthwash in the bathroom next to a little crystal cocktail glass for my clients, and if they're new, I point it out to them while I'm giving them a tour of the room and bathroom. Rarely do I see men use it until after the appointment. Rarely do I see them use it at all.

3) Some men think that powder after a shower makes them smell fresh. Well, it does. Unfortunately, it also sticks to hair and skin down south and no one likes to get a mouth full of powder. My suggestion: If you have to powder, place some in your shoes if you're not wearing socks and not anywhere on your body that you normally get licked.  Also, spray your cologne from a slight distance near neck, on head hair (love that), and sides of tummy. That way, we'll get a wiff of it but not be licking it while going down south or on the boys. Some colognes are nice, while others are obnoxious. I always ask my gentlemen friends that are new if they are allergic to perfumes or oils. That allows them to tell me not to wear any and to see if I can use oil in a massage (especially unscented oil).

4) I keep different sized C's on my nightstand, but there are times when gentlemen are extremely large so if this is the case, you might want to inform her the night before or bring your own special package, especially if you are allergic to certain brands.

5) A big one with ladies:  Wash your ass thoroughly. If you want the boys kissed you better not have a smelly ass. There's nothing more gross than that particular smell, nor do I want it on my sheets just because I clean them after anyway.

6) If you go the bathroom before our session, clean (with soap and water) downstairs. No one -- I repeat no one -- wants to smell urine or taste the saltiness of it. That's just plain rude and disgusting. I clean myself (again) right before someone walks through that door and, if we've been talking for 15 minutes, I do it again. I like to be fresh as a daisy, unless they tell me not to.

7) Watch where you pee, guys. I know it must be difficult at times to aim properly, but you might want to try sitting down to pee in someone else's home. More than often, I have to clean the floor and toilet seat afterward. That is also disgusting!

I hope these little tidbits help some people. If not, well . . . I guess the Calgon Man will have to kick your behind.

Hugs & smooches,
Ciara



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heard about this recently, it is environmentally freindly (saves all those trees from being converted into toilet paper).  Plus, it leaves you cleaner than toilet paper...  and is easy to use.

perhaps they will come up with a portable model!   the

thing I do is groove to my Little Feat and CCR mix playlist on the way over.

This is a sreious Q for the Ladies...

I live in an arid climate, and my hands get dry especially in the winter months.  Sometimes my skin gets so dry it cracks.  I use a product(won't mention the brand name if it might violate TER rules) which says "Plus Intensive Repair Body Creme" and it also says "Dermatologist Preferred" and "Fragrance Free" on the package.  It works well for me.

So my question is thus... after I shower, is it better for me to use my product on my hands, or somehow casually ask, "Say... do you have any lotion I can use on my hands?"  I think my stuff is hypo-allergenic, but her's would surely not cause a skin reaction, since she's using it already...

For incall, I always take a map with me, usually a mapquest or google map.  This is especially helpful for those 2-call systems where you don't have the exact address.

Hope everyones daily routine includes:

1. Brushing teeth and flossing
2. Taking Shower (at least once a day)
3. Getting familiar with a preferred anti-perspirant (those who are allergic, there are many natural ones available like Toms)
4. Cleaning one's private part (minimum once a
5. Shampo hair
6. Grooming facial hair

I was under the impression, these were taught when growing up. Am I wrong here?

As an outcall only provider, I get ready at home, do all the stuff to look hot that I can (which takes me about an hour to 2 hrs. honestly.)

Pre- leaving the house:
Double check I've thrown the necessities into a purse.
Double checked that nothing has my real name on it (in case someone gets any ideas to dig thru my purse.)
Double check that I have enough party hats, candles, cute little slinky things, etc...
Double check I have breath mints and Listerine pocket packs
Double check I have the address, directions, etc...
Call a provider friend to let her know where I'll be so I'm safe
Double check my cell phone is charged and in case of emergency, my emergency numbers are still programmed into my cell under various locations.
Say a prayer that I've screened properly and done my job and this potentially nice guy is still a nice guy when I arrive.

Pre- getting out of the car:
Put my wallet in the trunk (so I don't get jacked-- based on some horror stories I've heard.)
Grab the cell
Pop in breath mints or Listerine strips
Spray a last squirt of body spray
Fix any stray makeup
Fluff my hair
Apply some flavored lip gloss (cupcake, my favorite!)
Say another prayer that it goes well and I'm safe.
Grab my purse of supplies.
Call my contact to let her know I arrived safely and to expect a discreet call or text in the bathroom when I get there.


As you guys can tell, it's a bit scary sometimes walking into the unknown and meeting new friends, so some of what I do is to ensure security, pray that everything goes well and provide for the unexpected.

Katie

Pre-hobby ritual:

Night before:  Shave privates

Day of:

Most appts. are in the evening.  Will contact the lady to confirm time and destination (part one of the two-call) at least a couple of hours ahead of time....

Fill the gas tank in the car if needed before the next part, and hit the ATM if I will not be passing one once I hit the road to see the lady...

Go to the website of her hotel, or view mapping software to get directions.  Nothing worse than getting lost on the way there, and the risk of this happening is significant...pisses her off, pisses me off, makes for an abbreviated session.  Critical item on the to-do list!  

Shower, shave, light meal if time permits, brush and floss, make sure that the lower digestive system is cleared out, and the exit point is clean.  Put the cell phone on the charger...critical point!  Once all is done, then drive to my destination.  May hit the ATM if this is along the way!  After arrival and parking, will call the lady to let her know I'm here (part two of the two-call), and to get final instructions...pop a breath mint, make sure the donation is correct, and that I have at least $50 extra to tip if warranted...make sure to have a condum just in case...that happened once...  

Walk to their room.  Now the fun begins...

Post session:

Back to the car and leave as quickly as possible...

Write a thank-you e-mail to her after I get back home within the next day.  This usually means I am willing to see her again...a you're welcome response helps seal the deal if she is thinking likewise...

If I'm hobbying at home, I generally schedule appointments for late afternoon/ early evening because it's easier to leave work early than to come in late.  I also can't come home too late for obvious reasons.

A day or two before I will make sure that I am pretty trim down there.  I don't shave but I have a nice little pair of blunt end scissors that does the job.

The night before I usually read a few of her reviews (even if I've read them before), just to give my self nice dreams and daydreams.  Anticipation is a big part of this for me.  

That morning I will:

- make sure I have the agency phone number
- make sure I know the correct donation
- check my "Gym bag" and see if I need anything
- stop at a drugstore and make sure I have travel wipes and a new bottle of lube (you'd be surprised how many times escorts don't have this and have been grateful I brought it)
- stop at the ATM and put the donation in an ATM envelope

During the day I will confirm with the agency and confirm the location.

On the way I:
- get a bottle of water for the drive
- pop a vitamin v (no lectures please)
- get there 1/2 hour early (not always possible)
- discreetly park and get inside
- go directly to an out of the way men's room (I know one in all the popular hotels in my town)
- wash up with the travel wipes so I'm fresh down there
- rinse with mouthwash, dab on some after shave, etc.
- call in for the room number and go up.

Most of this is actually selfish.  Anticipation, as I said is big for me.  I don't want to waste time taking a shower unless the escort really prefers it.  People I have seen before know I am always clean by the time I get to the room.  I don't want to worry about if she has lube or not.  I just want everything to be smooth and sexy.


filmat11

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-- Modified on 5/3/2008 8:03:06 PM

all natural of course.

LMA OFF

...and it can only help. May The Lord keep you and all your hobbying sisters and brothers safe and out harm.

That chick has some serious fashion issues. What's with the shoes? Is she 12?