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holeydiver1944 reads

I know Sadie Hawkins Day has passed, but in the past I have experienced a few encounters where the provider is the pursuer.  

This can be good or bad.  

The bad kind are the telemarketers or spammers of the hobby.  They PM you with the basic, "for a good time call *insert name here*.  They are the ones that previously advertised on men's room walls.

The good kind tend to be ladies that have read your discussion threads and can't believe you are for real.  They have peed their pants and they want to meet you sometime.  Or they have taken the time to read your reviews, and in Bill Murrey response to John Candy in Stripes lingo, they "wanna party with you".  Even better.

I wonder if being the hobbyist should always mean the hobbyist picks.  I kinda like the Lending Tree approach.  I have x amount of donation dollars and x amount of time - whose up?

I try posting this on the Sadie Hawkins board, but I couldn't find it.  Sorry about that.

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balathazar962 reads

I don't think I like the Sadie Hawkins idea too much, no one in their right mind would want to pay me for sex. :)


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holeydiver447 reads

"Paying for sex" is prostitution and we don't do that here in the land of TER.  I'm simply suggesting that ladies that sometimes choose their donation partners, up a new dynamic in the hobby.  As opposed to charitable gentlemen doing all the searching.  The thought of a good provider waiting by the phone is terrible pussy to waste.  We need to encourage outreach and community awareness, that's all.

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balathazar1444 reads

Yes, but the land of TER is all fictional stories anyway. So writing about pay for sex is just fine.

Besides I was being facetious. I have had plenty of offers for my "time" (if the other phrase upsets you so much). :)

BTW, that was me being facetious again.

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p.s. I rarely take anything in life seriously, laugh at everything and you will have a fun time always.

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holeydiver831 reads

...good luck in politics.

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Mercutio1373 reads

I wonder how much being 'in a right mind' has to do with any of it.....

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Oldest Fat Fart425 reads

Funny you should mention that. There was a lady who would occasionally send me pics of her chest while wearing a blouse with a plunging neckline. I wasn't certain who she was because the pics were from the neck down.

The pics were great but I was concerned I would receive one at a very inopportune moment so I began to block her calls.

OFF :-)

Unrelated Gratuitous Boobiage Photo

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balathazar470 reads

...then quit surfing sites you shouldn't be surfing while working. You are getting paid to work, not to look up your next sexual extravaganza. Get back to work and wait until you get home to surf TER.

As an employer I fire people who aren't doing what I pay them for. I expect you understand that and that is why you are against seeing OFF's pics at work, because you will lose your job if caught. Too bad, if you aren't doing your job you should lose it.

Have a happy holiday season.

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-- Modified on 12/6/2007 1:35:49 PM

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somepeopleareatwork1076 reads

Doesn't matter same thing over and over old

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GaGambler356 reads

You are right, the same thing over and over again. Beautiful woman after beautiful woman. How the fuck could you get tired of that? You must be gay, even women appreciate the beauty of other women. No, you're probably not gay either, if you were, you'd be asking for pics that interest you, not trying to rain on our parade.

I'm with balathazar, if your sneaking TER at work, your boss ought to give you shit, or fire your ass for not doing your job. If you haven't already figured this out, the rest of us enjoy his posts. Go back to work and leave us alone.

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NeedleDicktheBugFucker567 reads

give em hell GG!

lol

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GaGambler268 reads

The bounty on him would be higher than on Bin Laden.ROFL

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Justanoldman547 reads

You know they'll be there if they bother you skip his postings.
-J

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SLOTraveler1533 reads

they're the only reason I open his messages!  

(well, ok, every now and then I read what he's actually saying...)

I personally find his taste in photos exquisite and he saves me the time going to find them myself.  If you don't like them, don't look at them.

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GaGambler329 reads

Just kidding, but I open, even his deleted and eom posts just in case. Who could not like his photos? Surely no one on a site called The "Erotic" Review.

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mattradd990 reads

I'm sad yet happy that I have never met that Japanese dish in your pics. If I had, I'd be a very poor man now, since I would never be able to say no to her. Thanks for your service to mankind here on our board.

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r_bear11359 reads

I have never had a sex worker telemarketer call!

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GaGambler909 reads

It will give you a whole new perspective on telemarketing.

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