: TER General Board Discussion : LOL... Guess you haven't been around long... He was channeling another poster... -e-

numpty88 14 Reviews 2197 reads

posted 11 years ago

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Who is your provider? A question you don't expect in a business meeting!

Work meeting ended early and several of us were catching up on other topics, including me texting a lady regarding a future date. In the middle of this one of the guys called across the table: "Hey, who's your provider?"

I'd love to have seen my "fish on the riverbank" look of confusion! Far as I know these guys are unaware of the hobby, and certainly wouldn't ask such a question in public if they were.

"Provider?" I asked, desperate for some context.
"Yeah, who is your favorite provider. I know you've tried a fair number."
Being the consummate master of witty comebacks I went with "provider?" yet again, this time with an arched eyebrow. And for good measure I blushed. Meanwhile the only provider name I can think of is the one on my screen, and she's in another country.

He clarified finally "Verizon, Sprint or someone else?" Turns out they were talking about mobile phone carriers!

Once again, the hobby has a way of turning benign questions into adrenaline filled mental gymnastics. It was like my brain's bicycle chain came off but it was still peddling away like mad.

Any one else ever caught up in such a surprise scenario?

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posted 11 years ago

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That's why we need to make it more clear. It's crystal clear when you ask...

"who's your ho?"

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 370 reads

posted 11 years ago

3 / 18

Lol! Awesome. E

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GhostWriteroftheDamned 465 reads

posted 11 years ago

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Wouldn't it be nice if you could REALLY find that many "ATM" locations? (e)

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1705218 10 Reviews 431 reads

posted 11 years ago

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My provdier

Angie's List, of course. She lined me up with a great gardener.

Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 489 reads

posted 11 years ago

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LMAO, I thought it was just me...........

Seriously man I must have 2 of those a week.

That's why I can't stop thinking about the damn GD board (trying to take a break!!!!) or this Hobby.

Being in this life can "warp" your brain for real though.

I have meetings with co-workers, clients, prospects, etc. and something happens and I think about the Hobby. This shit is gettin' out of hand.

But I think I found a way to get Pussy for FREE. My buddy is an airline attendant and he told me that the female attendants ARE THE CRAZIEST/WILDEST sexual freeks he has ever met.

So I may just ditched the regular job and became an airline attendant. Wadda ya think:

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 551 reads

posted 11 years ago

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"My Provider" is so Sweet and Adorable

She goes BBFSCIP with me For 100 Dollars. I buy Her Diapers and Milk and Take her On road Trips.
Every one Else Here s Jealous of Me.

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posted 11 years ago

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Was this a joke, mon?

Nothing wrong with BBFSCIP if you intend to have children with her, but I wasn't expecting this post from you mon.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 503 reads

posted 11 years ago

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Re: LMAO, I thought it was just me...........

Do they let you on airplanes with that weapon of yours?

Posted By: Ridgetucky

Seriously man I must have 2 of those a week.

That's why I can't stop thinking about the damn GD board (trying to take a break!!!!) or this Hobby.

Being in this life can "warp" your brain for real though.

I have meetings with co-workers, clients, prospects, etc. and something happens and I think about the Hobby. This shit is gettin' out of hand.

But I think I found a way to get Pussy for FREE. My buddy is an airline attendant and he told me that the female attendants ARE THE CRAZIEST/WILDEST sexual freeks he has ever met.

So I may just ditched the regular job and became an airline attendant. Wadda ya think

Tabu See my TER Reviews 361 reads

posted 11 years ago

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LOL!! Good imitation, babe! eom

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Leon3798 52 Reviews 489 reads

posted 11 years ago

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The Hobby

Yes actually, me and friend enjoy racing R/C cars and recently Ive gotten more into it, but awhile ago I was still a novice. At this time I also had been doing this hobby for about a year. So we're at a social gathering and Im hanging out with my colleagues from work, and he walks up and says "So how you enjoying the hobby?" My mind did cartwheels for a second. I stopped myself from looking like a deer and and that quick glance at the group, which is also a dead giveaway you just "did" something. lol. It took about 2 seconds before I realized he was talking about my R/C car. The conversation went normal but for that 2 seconds panic mode was engaged. hehe.