The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a
new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.  The disease
is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.  
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced
"gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004,
after having been screwed for the past four years.  

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this
destructive disease originated only a few years ago from
a bush found in Texas.