: TER General Board Discussion : LOL (eom)

mrfisher 115 Reviews 2104 reads

posted 13 years ago

1 / 15

What do you say to this one, gals?

or guys, for that matter?

Related Link: Best mom in the world, or worst?

justanillusion 474 reads

posted 13 years ago

2 / 15

Well meaning but uuuuggghhh.

Seriously when will parents keep out of their kids love life? Leave him alone to find his own way. I mean would she be as eager to get her daughters V-card punched?

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no_email 3 Reviews 374 reads

posted 13 years ago

3 / 15

I think what mom is looking for is a hooker, not a SB.

I wonder if mom, ever stopped to think her son could be gay, and doesn't want to have sex with females?

...and what will she do when someone way under the age of 19 answers her ad

justanillusion 336 reads

posted 13 years ago

4 / 15

Good points![eom]

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GaGambler 317 reads

posted 13 years ago

5 / 15

Not to mention her overbearing meddling in her son's life might be the reason for his awkwardness

It's one thing for "Dad" to take his son to the Mustang ranch to get his son "deflowered", but for a mom to be doing so just seems like a recipe for years and years of therapy.

Of course this is assuming that the ad is actually real, a huge assumption IMO.

justanillusion 240 reads

posted 13 years ago

6 / 15

Hey GaG, even Dad should keep his nose out

I am pretty tight with my Mom and can chat about sex but I would not want her lining up possible dudes for me to fuck. And definitely don't want dear old Dad doing it for me either.

The fun of burgeoning sexuality is the total excitement of both people involved. Not having someone paid to pretend. That sets a precedent for, as you put it, years of therapy.

After all the experimentation, shitty marriage or lack of time to date and a maturity to understand what this lifestyle is all about, can a guy and even a provider, go at this with their head screwed on right. But there is no guarantee of that either, ;

GaGambler 307 reads

posted 13 years ago

7 / 15

As a guy, and an admitted lifelong pig, I wouldn't have minded DOD (dear old dad)

buying (renting) a hooker for me when I was a teenager, but I get your point, and I most definitely would not have wanted him to arrange my very first. Of course arranging this for me at age 18 would have been 4 years too late for my virginity, and three years after my first hooker. Come to think of it, by age 18 I had already seen hookers in four different countries and I haven't had a single hour of therapy, well except for the good kind. lol

inicky46 61 Reviews 342 reads

posted 13 years ago

8 / 15

In Michener's "Hawaii" there's a scene

where a father or an uncle (I forget which) takes his teenaged son to be deflowered by a hooker. I was a teenager at the time and was terribly jealous. But, yes, having Mom try it is creepy.

Chauncey Gardner 283 reads

posted 13 years ago

9 / 15

There's no qualification exam for child rearing; maybe there should be. eom

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GintheC 62 Reviews 346 reads

posted 13 years ago

10 / 15

Something is fishy...

Does anyone really that is legit? Assuming the kid is going to Harvard, he is probably the genius who came up with this cockamamie plan to get laid in the first place. What mother would ask that a young girl to teach his kid (different sexual positions? C'mon Man!) WAY too many holes in this...

I all but 1000% guarantee that this story is not what it seems...

mrfisher 115 Reviews 380 reads

posted 13 years ago

11 / 15

I represent that remark!....

Come on, it's MSN/NBC; how could they ever be wrong?

(I think you might have a point there.)

Can anyone verify through another source?

MsArlottePhoenix 252 reads

posted 13 years ago

12 / 15

LOL (eom)

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GhostWriteroftheDamned 341 reads

posted 13 years ago

13 / 15

There is a million stories in the naked city. This was just one.(e)

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hotplants 300 reads

posted 13 years ago

14 / 15

You may have have...er..nailed that BV...

My first thought was the kid might be gay. A very handsome young man, on varsity sports team, smart enough and committed enough to get into Harvard...

Even if this guy is socially awkward with girls, if the above is actually true, he should have girls hitting on him. And, he just might. And if so, the last thing he needs is this. He's probably counting the days until he can leave for college.

And, even if he is straight, still a pretty icky plan on mom's part. good gawd. Best hope is he never finds out about it. Talk about a confidence killer.

IndyPetitesFan 323 reads

posted 13 years ago

15 / 15

Re: Something is fishy...

I think that's exactly it. The kids is arranging this on his own. He wants a pretend girlfriend, but doesn't want her to act like he knows. It's genius, really, though a little sad too