Real life dating (risk to newbie hobbyist) (Some tongue-in-cheek fun to lighten things up)

* After an hour of sex with your girlfriend, you either get up to leave or ask if you can extend.

* You invite your girlfriend over and specify outcall.

* When talking about what you like sexually with a new girlfriend, you tell her you enjoy GFE with DATY and BBBJTCIM using initials.

* When you call your girlfriend for a date, you specify a day, time and either an hour or hour and a half.  "Are you available Friday night at 5 for 1 hour?"

* During sex with your girlfriend, you ask if greek is extra.

* You tell your girlfriend you would have given her a 10 for performance, but she doesn't offer greek.

* )ou ask your girlfriend to whitelist you and inquire as to whether you can use her as a reference.

* When you meet a woman at a bar and want to give her your phone number, you also give her your P411 I.D.

* If your girlfriend has an attractive friend, you inquire about the cost of a doubles.

* You call your longterm girlfriend from her driveway or parking lot to tell her you have arrived and ask for the room number

* You bring a plain white envelope filled with cash to your girlfriend's place and put it on the coffee table in plain sight.

* You tip your girlfriend when you leave.
* You ask your girlfriend if she offers multiple cups.

* You ask a woman you meet at a bar if she has any reviews.

* You give a lady your "hobby phone" number.

And the biggest clue that the hobby is affecting your dating life..

* Your girlfriend forgets your date and doesn't call and you post a thread on your local TER Board about a NC/NC.



-- Modified on 5/6/2010 12:32:13 AM