She didn't pass the fart test; she gotta go.

When a hot chick farts, I inhale all of it and hold it in my lungs.

He doesn't need a new girlfriend; he needs a hitman.


-- Modified on 11/28/2005 7:50:55 PM

....perfect for Bill Gates' eternity of punishment for creating Microsoft crap....he gets to spend it with Donna.....and no hope of cessation.....  LOLOL.....MA

Thanks....too funny!!

I cried laughing!!  LOL

It does somewhat vindicate Charly Sheens quip about "paying them to leave"

 Cm.

it gave me a headache just reading it. Thanks for the laugh. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara