i posted this once before but i will re-post this story since it so hilarious

i had a client who kept on telling me that his friend is about to marry a girl from Mesopotamia...and I kept on telling him that Mesopotamia does not exist any more...He kept on swearing that she is from Mesopotamia...he texted his friend right away to confirm...comes out she is from Macedonia...i was laughing till I stomach cramps... lo

I try not to listen to Porn Stars but I'm a GFE dude

I've noticed that the director usually encourages the bizarre dialogue.

 
I say the dumbest things during sex, it usually starts out as dirty talk but only gets weird from there. Most of the time I don't say a word, or hardly make a sound... if I get vocal that means I like you.

with a provider. I tend to prefer to focus on the persona at arms reach. I'd make porn with her tho. I'd imagine on and over nite or extended session, but still, I prefer to touch more  than watch.  

I am open to sharing new things and I haven't missed much 1on1.

That video was funny and seemed to be Deep Throat-ish. CLASSIC