I believe that may have been discussed before, but I wanted to ask it again.
I was talking to a friend who is an escort and she had a session where the guy seemed that he had bathed but when she went south, it was funky smelling and she didn't know what to do.
How do you handle a sitaution like this, to be this far into the session and then you find that the guy could use a shower.
She just needs to move smoothly into the scenario of dragging him into the shower or spa and sponging off the smelly stuff, carefully washing and rinsing him, and then proceeding with the dirty and evil acts of bbjteoku! LOL "I have some new bubble bath stuff and really have to try it out on you right now!" [Because your schlong has goat-like odors!] You gotta get rid of the bacteria and fungus, or you die! Unless he's part-goat, a soapy shower and rinse will do the job. It is written that one must jump away from odiforous schlong as well as odiforous tuna. Hygiene is a must, especially in the humid summer. Bacteria rule, unless we f**k them up!!
bbjeow - end of the world bbjeomw - end of the milky way. bbjeoSB - end of Sunset Blvd. I need to get a life, but my job is to sit here in the Vatican making up blowjob abbreviations for the Cardinals to laugh at. This keeps them from chasing little boys. LOL The possibilities are endless, and they sound really funny in French and Latin. The Unholy Father.
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